How many episodes are there in the underground transportation station, by the way, tell me his class

The arms smuggled by the traitor Liu Datou and ** Biao were intercepted by the Eighth Road).

Liu: Tell me, what's going on on on the seventh day of the new year?

Puppet Army: On the seventh day of the first month of last month, I and XX Taijun.

Liu: Let me ask you on the seventh day of this month!

Puppet Army: What? Is there a seventh day of the Lunar New Year this month?

Liu: Don't talk nonsense, be honest.

Puppet Army: Is this, as soon as I got out of the city, I fell asleep, did I go to Dongguan with XX Taijun the night before yesterday to make trouble, no, no, no, I went on patrol.

Liu: And then?

Puppet Army: Then I asked the brothers to wake up, and when I saw it, this Shi Qingshan was standing in the middle of the road, holding two handfuls of twenty rings in his hand. I didn't hesitate at the time, 'Brothers, copy guys,' brothers.

Raise the gun and pull!

Liu: Okay, did you shoot?

Puppet Army: This gun, it's too big, it's all over the head.

Liu: Surrender the gun, you kid!

Puppet Army: I didn't want to pay it at first, but Shi Qingshan's words made sense if I couldn't prepare for it!

Liu: What did he say?

Puppet Army: Don't kill if you shoot yourself!

Liu: You're okay enough, isn't he alone?

Huang: Shi Qingshan, one person is enough.

Puppet Jun: Do I want to fight with him too, but as soon as he said this, I thought, there is no need to compete with him Liu: What did he say?

Puppet Army: I'm here to get arms today, so I don't have anything to do with you.

Liu: What about you?

Puppet Army: Me? I didn't give him a good face at the time: want to get arms? Do you have to move it yourself?

Liu: You haven't planned to move there for him yet?

Puppet Army: I think, two big boxes of munitions, and a few of our guns, he can't move them alone, so I said: No way, right? You won't be pulled away with a cart?

Liu: You've been shot!

At present, there are 24 episodes of classic lines waiting for you to post them back, which is not as good as this.

1.The devil asks: What is a devil? The puppet army replied: You don't know this, you are devils.

The devil asked: Oh, you are devils. The puppet army replied: Wrong, you are devils, we are traitors.

2.Talk to an old lady who is confused and hard of hearing.

Traitor: Old lady, where are you basking in the sun?

Old Lady: No, I'm here in the sun.

Traitor: Old lady, the weather is nice today.

Old lady: Your house is quite large, so why don't you pay for food?

Traitor: I mean, it's a nice day.

Old lady: You said that you haven't eaten enough, you deserve it, who told you to eat and didn't pay for it.

Traitor: I said I was the Eighth Road.

Old lady: What, you want to live in vain, you think beautifully.

Traitor: I'm a member of the Martial Arts Team.

Old Lady: You're a wreck, you look like it.

Traitor: If it weren't for your age, I would have shot you.

Old Lady: You ignore it.

3.Yang Baolu summarized the people who don't pay for meals: first-class gangsters, two bandits, Japanese devils, gendarmerie, garrison detective team, and his own son to maintain the association. Shopkeeper Sun: In addition to our own son, who else do we dare to provoke?!

1, Jia Gui's clothes were ripped off by the gendarmerie one day, and he was depressed, so he went to Dingxiang Building to eat and drink.

There were several Chinese and one Japanese officer in the hall. Then Jia Gui entered the door and saw the Chinese laughing at him again, and scolded angrily: "What are you laughing at, you guys are tired of laughing, don't laugh!"

Then his expression instantly became very flattering and smiled at the Japanese officer, and said, "Taijun, you laugh at yours, hehehehe!" ”

2. The devil asks: What is a devil?

The puppet army replied: You don't know this, you are devils.

The devil asked: Oh, you are devils.

The puppet army replied: Wrong, your friends are devils, and we are traitors. <>3, Black Vine:

It's an unspeakable secret, so I only told Nojiri Osa. <>4, Captain Jia said to ** Biao: Captain Heiteng ordered, if you don't follow us, we will shoot you on the spot, and then bury you alive!

5, Yang Baolu summarized the people who don't give money for eating: first-class gangsters, two bandits, Japanese devils, gendarmerie, and the biological son of the garrison detective team.