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1.I only hate myself for being too stubborn, I can eat with my face, but I have to rely on my talent.

2.Others praise me for being too handsome, and I praise others for my good eyesight.

3.You must study hard, and don't be like me, eating and drinking with a handsome face.

4.From now on, he will remain low-key and mysterious, and will not say a word about his handsomeness and handsomeness.

5.Today, the bus said not to carry flammable and explosive materials, and I got off the bus decisively because I was so handsome.

6.A handsome person like me, you can only get used to it.

7.I've been bearing the handsomeness that shouldn't be at this age.,I'm so tired.。

8.I envy people who have stories, unlike me, who have lived for so long, and a handsome word will run through a lifetime.

9.Why don't I have a table mate who is so handsome that it fried, but I have at the same table.

10.It's annoying! Why do others only see my handsome face, but they don't know that behind it, I still have a smart brain.

11.I really envy you, I met me at such a young age, who is talented and handsome.

12.Test scores can distance us, but they can never change the fact that I'm more handsome than you.

13.I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age. The most classic space to talk about.

14.The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15.At that time, I didn't have any talent, just because I was handsome, so at that time, people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16.No, I have to study hard, and I don't want to be told that I survive by being handsome.

17.I want to say sorry to my friends, my handsomeness has caused you a lot of trouble over the years.

18.I'm nestled in your list, and I exude handsomeness when I don't speak.

19.If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20.Every time you murder me, I think you're sick, and you can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

21.Some people say that I don't have a face, this is just nonsense, I don't want such a handsome face.

22.Summer mosquitoes, I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23.You have to know one thing before you are with me, I have nothing but this handsome face.

24.Some people say I'm handsome, but I couldn't figure out who leaked the news all night.

25.What's the matter, let's spread it out and say, don't keep saying that I'm handsome behind my back, saying that I'm good-looking or something, are you annoying? Who doesn't know.

People love each other, and they see a flat tire when they drive.

Praise a man for being handsome, classic sentence 1

1. Your figure is awesome, I like it so much!

2. I love your hair, the shine of your hair.

3. He stood on the balcony and was distracted. The deep gaze is hidden in the curling smoke, and it is nowhere to be found. The afternoon sun had already climbed up his bronzed straight back, and he tried to sweep away all the lingering droplets of water with crimson enthusiasm.

4. In every night with you, it is no longer too lonely and lonely.

5. People will always get old, and I hope that when the time comes, you will still be by my side.

6. He has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and when he laughs, he is like a basin of ripples of clear water, faint, but there is no lack of laughter.

7, Zongzhi is a chic and beautiful young man, looking at the blue sky with white eyes, as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind.

8. I like your hair so much, and I like your lips, it's really good.

9. He was surprisingly tall, and when he stood there, it was like a half-stacked wall.

10. Only you know my emotions, and only you can bring me emotions.

11. I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for your smile like the warm sun in early spring.

12. Is it funny? It's weird to have you by your side, can you stay with me for the rest of my life?

13. Your lips are good**.

14, like a frightening Hong, like a dragon.

15. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance.

16, smooth and fair face, revealing angular cold hand; dark and deep eyes, glowing with a charming color; The thick eyebrows, the tall nose, the beautiful one. The shape of the lips is all showing nobility and elegance, this, this ** is a person, this is the prince charming in the fairy tale.

17. His dark face already has wrinkles of wind and frost and fatigue, and even his beard is particularly clearly displayed.

18, this man is handsome and chic, and he is full of manliness.

19. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, a big nose and a wide mouth, plus big hands and feet, and looks very much like a gorilla.

20, this man's freshly shaved bald head is shiny, and his gown is open on both sides, revealing a fat belly, like a flower monk.

21. Since you appeared, I have learned that it is so beautiful for someone to love.

22. Think about the joy of watching the sunrise and sunset with me!

23. You're really cool today, you must be fascinated! I'm afraid that other women will seduce you.

24. If we don't love enough in this life, the next life will be long.

1. If cutting off my hair is cutting off my memories, then can I lose my memory if I cut my head bald?

2. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; When you have money, eat wild vegetables at the hotel.

3. You are the most moving when you laugh, with two thin lips smiling, long eyes smiling, and two sunken dimples on your cheeks laughing.

4. Some roads we have walked side by side, some stories we are the protagonists, a song we have sung for so long, what will never change is the deep attachment to love in our hearts.

5. On the first Valentine's Day of this century, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

1.One day I yelled at the sky: I'm not handsome, God listened, a thunderbolt came down, who told you to lie?

Coco Li chased me for three streets, and after Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the showbiz in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

If you haven't met each other and are just relying on **, then you can say that you hope you are more handsome than **. Or maybe my eyesight is so good, I fell in love with someone as handsome as you. Or to put it more exaggeratedly, you definitely didn't study well when you went to school, others rely on strength to eat, and you want to eat with your face when the time comes.

You're the most attractive man I've ever met, not one of them.

You are loved by everyone, and Hanako is in your pockets.

Summary. Humorous sentences to praise handsome guys are:1I only hate myself for being too stubborn, I can eat with my face, but I have to rely on my talent. 2.Others praise me for being too handsome, and I praise others for my good eyesight.

The humorous sentences that praise the handsome guy are:1I only hate myself for being too stubborn, I can eat with my face, but I have to rely on my talent. 2.Others praise me for being too handsome, and I praise others for being funny.

3.You must study hard, and don't be like me, relying on a handsome face to eat and drink. 4.

From now on, he will remain low-key and mysterious, and will not say a word about his handsomeness and handsomeness. 5.Today, the bus said not to carry flammable and explosive materials, and I listened to it and got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.