The boss ran away, and my dad owed the boss more than 800,000 yuan on credit. Now the greengrocer an

1. There are two fruit stalls at the entrance of the school, and a girl buys bananas at stall A.

At this time, the vendor of the fruit stall said: Classmate, come to my side to buy, my banana is hard...

2. The doctor asked him to cover one eye and pointed to the eye chart and asked one by one.

The doctor said he couldn't see, the doctor said he couldn't see, and the doctor said he couldn't see.

The doctor said, "Come and let me have a look." ”

The doctor picked his eyes and said, "You don't say a word about the fake eye." ”

3. Eating fish at noon, my daughter ate two small pieces, and then asked her to eat but refused to eat, shaking her head non-stop. I said your head is shaking like a rattle.

She suddenly stopped shaking her head and nodding her head, and moved as she nodded, asking me: Does this look like a wavy line?

4. A man went to the market to buy vegetables and asked, "I want to buy some vegetables for my wife to eat at night, you haven't sprayed pesticides on this vegetable." ”

The greengrocer said, "No, you have to do it yourself." ”

5. The son took an iPad and said to his mother, "Look, you can read a book on it." ”

Mom was very surprised, took the ipad and looked at it, then licked her fingers to turn the pages on it.

Ask for adoption! Thank you! Again, I'll do it again!

1, buddy, excuse me, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

2, I really envy you, so.

I had such a successful father when I was young.

3. Oh, you are so busy and you still go to the toilet yourself?

4. Your stupidity is always so creative.

5, when I came to this world, I didn't plan to go back alive!

6, child, people can't be resurrected if they are stupid!

7. Since I got neuropathy, the whole person has become more energetic.

8, you can't treat me as a festival just because we both have a holiday.

9, I don't understand **, so sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.

10, alas, if this person is not in shape, even the headache will be biased.

Give me your email number and I'll send it to you.

There was a ghost, he let out a fart, and then he died.

The teacher said that it was necessary to make a sentence, and a child said, the train passed by, and besides... Moreover...

After getting married, you can and should share your wealth without regrets.

A: "Use the following sentences to form a sentence. Clean sweep. B: "Either you don't fight, or you catch them all." ”

A: "Strange goods can live." ”

B: "The boss has a strange item to live in the counter." ”

A: "Fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter." ”

B: "When the bride gets into the sedan chair, she laughs in the first 50 steps and cries in the last 100 steps. ”

A: "Disguise." ”

B: "May Day is here, and the people are dressed up in disguise. ”

A: "It's miserable. ”

B: "They are so thin that they are miserable." ”

A: "It's wonderful. ”

B: "We're so fat. ”

A: "Here are a few more complex sentences. Because it is 、、、, it 、、、

B: "Because you don't know." ”

A: "Who doesn't know why. B: "He who thinks he is wise does not know who does not know why." ”

A: "I ask you who you don't know. B: "Don't fight, I'll make another one, because I'm forgetful." ”

Vending machine fun fact.

When the final exam arrived, I always stayed up late at night and went to bed late, and I was hungry, of course, it was the most convenient ...... to eat instant noodles

There is a instant noodle vending machine in the dormitory, and I am thinking that the "pork soup noodles" and "sesame oil chicken noodles" are more delicious. As a result, what was taken out was:

Black pepper beef noodles. ”

Geography exams. In the geography test, the teacher asks the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya, Macau.

One of them, Xiao Ming wrote: Once upon a time, there was an old man, everyone called him Arabian, one day he went out to climb the mountain, when he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with the Cape of Good Hope on his head rushing straight over, frightened him ran into Nagoya, and quickly closed Macau.

Answer In English class, the teacher was talking about the differences between Chinese and Western languages, and a student raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, how do you say "dumplings" in English? The teacher's face was gloomy, and he said, "Ignorance is extreme! People in the UK don't eat dumplings! ”

I can't find "Teacher, you told us about the 'Taiping Heavenly Kingdom', right?" "Yes, I did. ”

So how come I can't find it on the map? ”

How Tsinghua students get 100 points with white papers.

In the final exam, a Tsinghua boy faced the super difficult physics questions taught by Yang Zhenning, and he didn't know where to start, so he walked straight to the podium and said to Yang Zhenning, who was invigilating! "I really can't answer your question, but if I ask a question, you may not be able to answer it. If you can't answer my question, can you give me 100 points?

Yang Zhenning touched his beardless chin, and thought, just you, a Tsinghua nerd who soaks big girls all day long, how difficult can you ask me? I'm a Nobel Prize-winner! He replied, "Yes! ”

The Tsinghua boy said: "What is legal but unreasonable?

What is reasonable and yet unlawful? What is neither reasonable nor legal? parentheses: These three things are intrinsically linked".

Professor Yang really couldn't think of it, so he happily scored 100 points on the white paper and asked for the answer.

The Tsinghua boy said: "Since you have already scored, then I will tell you." ”

Your 82-year-old man married a 28-year-old young wife, which is legal but unreasonable. ”

Your young and beautiful wife has found a young student outside, which is reasonable but illegal. ”

Yang Zhenning had turned a yellow face into a blue face at this time, and said angrily

So what do you say, neither reasonable nor lawful? ”

The student said proudly, "You just gave a perfect score on the white roll of your young wife's young lover, which is neither reasonable nor legal. ”

Aunt He said to her wife: "The name that Uncle Han gave to his grandson is Han Jinliang, and the name that Uncle Gao gave his grandson is high-tech, we are about to have a grandson, can you also give him a loud name?" ”

Uncle He said without thinking: "It's called He **!" ”

The consequences of not understanding.

A prostate doctor met an airplane pilot, and because of the difference in language, he had to make gestures.

No one grinds the ink.

The son of a rich family went to take the exam, and his father took the exam for him in advance, and his grades were very good, and he thought that he would definitely be admitted, but he didn't expect to be on the list.

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You can tell her that in 50 years you will love her more than you do now. This is a very classic sentence! You can also tell her about your future! Tell her while you think about it! It's romantic! I wish you all happiness!

Integrity is all around you and me.

Honesty is to be honest and keep promises.