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Five students were addicted to smoking. One day they were smoking in the toilet and were seen by the head teacher, who told the head teacher that the head teacher talked to the five of them the next day. Teacher:

Do you smoke? Student A: "Suck ......."Teacher:

Suck? You're glorious! Go home and call your parents!!

was also violently passed and demerited. Student A went back and said to the other four, "The teacher asked if you smoked?"

Don't admit it, after a while. Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "No. Then eat a french fries.

As he spoke, the teacher handed over the fries. Student B naturally stretched out two fingers ......Teacher: "Don't suck?"

Go home and call your parents! Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student C: "Don't suck." Then eat a french fries.

Student C carefully took the fries and was secretly grateful to Student B.

Teacher: "Why don't you dip some ketchup?" Student C didn't pay attention to dipping the sauce too much and began to flick ...... into the bowlTeacher:

Don't suck? Soot is very skillful, ......Call the parents! Teacher:

Do you smoke? Student D: "No......."Suck? "Student D was already sweating after eating the fries and felt like walking on thin ice).

Student D: "Thank you......Teacher:If it's okay, I'll go back first. Teacher:

Don't you bring a root for your classmates to eat? Student D: "Thank you, teacher."

As he spoke, he put the fries to his ear ......Teacher: "You know what I'm supposed to say, don't call the parents yet." Teacher:

Do you smoke? Student E: "Don't suck."

I finally put the fries in my pocket ...... safelyStudent E turned around and wanted to leave, when the teacher suddenly shouted, "The principal is here!" I saw that student E hurriedly took the fries out of his pocket and put them on the ground, and stepped on the ...... vigorously

A prince was enchanted and could only speak one word a year, and he did not speak for five years, and when he had saved up five words, he said to the princess: "Princess, I love you". The princess said only one word, and the prince fainted instantly. The princess said, "What? ”。

There was a ghost who farted and died (Bad joke hehe.

1.When a woman took a counterfeit banknote to buy breakfast, the vendor was annoyed and said very seriously: "Sister, you can forget about the counterfeit banknotes, at least they are printed, and your banknotes are actually painted!"

2.Even if you take 10,000 steps back, you can draw a ten-dollar or five-dollar one, right? You gave the painting back seven pieces!

3.Seven pieces are seven pieces, not to mention, at least you have to draw color, you actually use a pencil to draw! Forget it, I'll put up with it! Black and white is black and white!

4.You can't draw it with hand-paper! The feel is too bad. Even if it's a piece of paper, I admit it!

5.You have to use scissors to cut the edges, this one is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated. Okay, I don't want to talk about the raw edges.

6.But you also tear a rectangle! This triangle is too much to say!

A cow girl in my office shouted loudly: Legs are spread apart, I can't get in!

Everyone is sweating. It turned out that she was mopping the floor, and Lao Feng was burying his head in copywriting, but he didn't see it.

In the old days of Shaanxi, the store was a shop, which was a big fire kang, a big quilt, a group of people, three people who slept together for a day, and they didn't want to have a big sneeze in the middle, and the two people on the side made their faces all over. One person was very angry and said: If there is something in the future, I will tell you earlier!

In the middle of a while, the man shouted: There is a situation!

The two of them were busy covering their heads with quilts, and they heard "tom", and the man in the middle let out a fart.

There was a neurological hospital that erected 100 walls to prevent neuropathy from escaping. One day, two neurotics fled, climbed 60 walls, and one asked, "Are you tired?"

Answer: "Not tired. So he climbed again, and when he reached the 99th wall, one of them asked again:

Are you tired? Answer: "Tired."

Let's go back to it! ”

The elephant stepped on the ant's nest, and the ants poured out of the nest and climbed on the elephant, and the elephant shook his body, and the ants fell to the ground, and when the ants saw that there was still an ant around the elephant's neck, they shouted: "Quick, strangle him, strangle him!" ”

There is a sister in the office, who is very strong.

It's been cold lately, and I saw her sitting on a stool shaking her feet.

I asked her what was wrong, and she replied, "Urgency." ”

I asked, "Why don't you solve it?" ”

She said, "Keep it and keep warm." ”