The second half of the sentence should be more innocent and more innocent

The anvil of the blacksmith's shop - the goods that are born to be beaten.

Rusty anvil - underbeaten.

One more under-beaten joke:

There was a son of a rich man who was rich in himself, and he did not learn or know. After the private school teacher finished the lesson, he asked him to write a poem and do exercises. When the lord came home, he scratched his ears and cheeks, tossed and turned, and made a fuss until midnight, without saying a word.

He couldn't write it himself, and of course the tossing servant was not at peace, and he asked him to take out "Mencius" to read, and then asked the servant to bring a bird cage to inspire inspiration, but he accidentally let the bird fly out of the cage, and he made a fuss until the middle of the night when he noisily caught the bird, and just returned to the desk, and was so noisy that he couldn't sit still. Later, I barely put together a song of "three hundred flying on the beam, ten thousand chapters under the lamp, the second king next door, and the husband and wife fight each other overnight". It means that the bird bought for three hundred taels of silver flew to the beam, and I insisted on reading Mencius's "Ten Thousand Chapters" under the lamp.

In the end, what I couldn't decide was that there was one more word in the fourth sentence, so I had no choice but to hand it in like this. After Mr. Private School saw it, he casually circled the last word "type".

A year later, the master did not measure his own strength, entered Beijing to catch the exam, and handed in this 20-word "poem" in the examination room, the examiner couldn't cry or laugh after reading it, he had been reading for many years, but he was so level, and he was so immeasurable, it was really insulting to the poem, so he criticized "Owed!" ”。I didn't expect this volume to be known by the owner.,Go back to Mr. Private School to settle the account:

A good poem, which was changed by Mr., was not admitted because of one less "type" word!

The spinning top does not move——— underdraws—

Ride a donkey upside down and read the record book--- and see.

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai--- one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

The motorcycle does not catch fire ......Underkicked.

The rice is undercooked.........Under-stewed.

That's what it looks like.

Lemon juice from apples.

Squeeze the orange juice from the apples and lemons, then add an appropriate amount of warm water and rock sugar, stir well and serve. Lemon is rich in vitamin C, calcium, phosphorus, vitamin B group nutrients, drinking a lemon juice every day can effectively eliminate facial pigment spots, so as to have a good whitening skin care effect.

That's what it looks like.

Zi Xi has melasma on her face, and it is recommended to eat more of these foods on a regular basis.

All people in the world are equal, but some of them are more equal than others.

When I entered the freshman year, the student who lived in the bunk opposite me was lying on the bed and watched us clean the dormitory, and said, "The children on your side still have to work?"

I have a friend,Want to buy a mobile phone in Qiaogao,Find me,And then I told him about a small old cover,And then I didn't even say thank you,I told him that I was carefully selected.,And then I went to buy a mobile phone.,Tell me,The mobile phones you said are too unsuitable for me Min Hanchi.,He told me at the time that it was to be practical.,As a result, he just wanted to install.。。

I remember going out one night, walking on the opposite side of the road with a big dog, the owner tied the leash, but obviously the owner couldn't control such a big dog at all. Then the dog pounced on me. Scared silly on the spot.

Because I'm pregnant again, I want to transfer out the collapsed shirt and magazine column at hand, recommend a lot of authors to a few Nabu places, and find some myself. As a result, a few days later, someone added me to WeChat and said, "Isn't it just to scold you a few words, you just tell me that it's not pleasant to communicate with me, it's too glassy!" ”

I heard that Xinsheng Hospital is the place where human nature can be exposed, have you heard of Shibu Lao? The next one said that he had just undergone a transplant operation, and the donation was a 34-year-old doctor from Gansu Province, who died of illness in the process of studying in Shanghai, and he donated his liver, lungs and corneas. In this reply below, one person said:

Come on, don't just look at good things, what do you say about receiving red envelopes?

I'm not happy. She asked the Circular Demolition Hall: What's wrong? I said how unsatisfactory I had been in the recent past. She said how unsatisfactory I used to be more Yumo, much worse than you, what are you so hidden.

After meeting you in person, I feel that your PS skills are really good.

You just have to say hello to his mother and his family, and they're usually going to flatten you.

Greetings to his closest people.

By the way:

Do you owe a beating?

I am the director of the Spring Festival Gala, I am Fei Yanbin**, and I am Wang Baoqiang's agent Song Zhe.

Life is realistic, death is cruel, pretending to be forced is underbeaten, and praise is a must.

If you are a shooting star I bai

I must chase you, if you are a satellite, I must wait for you, if you are a star, I will fall in love with you, it's a pity. You're an orangutan and I can only watch you from the zoo.

If you're a cute apple, I'd like to be a lazy worm and nibble on you.

If I don't propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life because you are the only one for me.

If being good-looking is a mistake, I have made a great mistake, and if love is a sin, I have committed a heinous sin. It's really hard to be a man, it's even harder to love one, you're fine, that's right and no sin, I really envy you.

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were the driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely marry you.

I only know that the people are suffering; Death, the people suffer.

But the meaning seems to be a little different, so I'm sorry if I can't solve it.