Ball classic cold joke

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1. "Why do you love me?" Because we have a common faith. Amitabha. ”

2. Rich men are unreliable, men without money dare not rely on, and it is really difficult to be a woman.

3. A woman's mood is destined for three points and seven points for shopping.

4. I must keep my school textbooks well, cherish every homework book I have written, and use it as toilet paper when I graduate!

5. In winter, there is nothing more difficult than bed, and there is nothing more pleasant than staying in the bed!

6. In the past, it was "I opened this road, I planted this tree, and I wanted to pass by from here and leave the road to buy money." ”

Now it's "Hello sir, xx yuan, thank you." ”

7. Strange Flavor Dictionary:

It's unspeakably expensive -- it's too high to say.

Hungry - a tried and tested method.

Fire and water are ruthless – this is telling you to quit drinking and smoking.

Unbelievable - the mailbox is too small to hold the letter.

Lift the rod - the fish is hooked.

Cleansing yourself - bathing is good for you.

Unclear - do not talk at night.

1. ** is the most sincere person, who is sincere and sincere to lie to you.

2. I know that after a long time, not only can I have love, but sometimes I can have several children.

3. How stupid do you have to be to appear more gregarious?

4. There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of some people.

5, ancestral family, this is going to go all the way to the dark!

6. Money can't buy happiness, and happiness can't buy a dime.

7. Women are yin, men are yang, and the Double Ninth Festival was originally a festival for two men, so you should enjoy chrysanthemums. . .

8. A good memory is a slap, and it will pass with a snap. The bad memory is that the eighteen palms of the dragon are destroyed, and they will be scrapped when they are beaten.

9. I've been crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I've loved, it's better to live alone...

10. Never quarrel with your parents! Because when you can't win, you can only be scolded! When you win, you only get beaten.

11. When the weather is cold, I am too lazy to move, so there is the word calm.

1. Every foodie is a messenger of justice, because they dare to challenge the hungry forces.

2. Those women who participated in the beauty pageant couldn't find good men, because good men were married, such as me.

3. No matter how cold it is, when others are wrapped like a dumpling, I have to dress myself up as cute. Cone!

4. After I die, my tomb will have free wifi, so that everyone will come to see me often.

5. For me, everything that can be solved with money is a big deal.

6. I can meet you in this life, and I must have done a lot of things in my previous life that lacked virtue.

7. This person is unlucky, he can scare himself when he sneezes, and he can electrocute himself half to death when he takes off his sweater.

8. Is there anyone who can repair mobile phones? I got a sliding lock picking software, and then my phone was locked, and then my phone was not a touchscreen ......

9. The fortune teller said that I had a catastrophe when I was 99 years old, but it was not a big deal, just a relationship problem.

10. Please don't scare me with your true intentions when I just had a little affection for you.

96: Xiao Luo: Dad, why do we have a hump?

Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, only a hump can store water!

Xiao Luo: Dad, why do we have long hair?

Camel Dad: Because the wind and sand in the desert are big, we have to rely on it to block the wind and sand to see it!

Xiao Luo: Dad, why do we have thick hooves?

Camel Dad: Because the desert is full of sand, so we can stand firm!

Xiao Luo: Dad, one last question, what are we doing at the zoo?

97: The hen is hatching, and an egg comes out of her ass.

Hen: "What are you doing?" ”

Egg: "You fart so stinky......”

98: There is a person whose name is "Du Ziteng".

The teacher asked during the roll call.

What about Du Ziteng? ”

The classmate said, "He has a stomachache. ”

99: My girlfriend asked me to go to her house to watch a movie. When we got to her house, she used a pen to write the word 'movie' on the wall, and the two of us sat on the toilet and read it.

100: Early one morning, a certain commander, who is known for his sternness, asked the morning training soldiers: "Are you cold?" ”

The soldier replied: "It's not cold!" ”

The chief was annoyed: "Then what are you trembling about?" ”

The soldier replied, "Frozen!" ”

There was an eagle, he was very old, and the next day he died...

There was a person surnamed Leng who was called Leng Joke, and then he laughed.

One day, East, West, and South met at a three-way intersection, and they said in unison, "I can't find North!" "

Last time my boyfriend told me, "There's a woman who sends me harassing text messages every day, three times a day...It's been 5 days....”

That's when I asked, "Which woman?" What is your name? How many mobile phone numbers are there? Home address? ”

As a result, he said: "She is the customer service of 10086....I have been talking to me for a short time, and the bill is not enough...”

At that time, I really wanted to beat him, I don't know, this is cold.