Kneel for an English joke with Chinese , about 100 words

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

fred: where are you going to keep them?

stan: in the bathroom 。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

stan: blindfold them!

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where do you want to keep them?

Stan Stan: Bathroom.

Fred: But what do you do when you want to take a shower?

Stan Blindfold them.

WS friend and foe 2007-10-17 10:24 report.

i wasn't asleep

when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "wake up, sir!

i wasn't asleep," the man answered.

not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."

i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

I didn't fall asleep.

When a group of women got on the bus, all the seats on the bus were filled. The conductor noticed that a man seemed to be asleep, and he was worried that he would sit too much, so he gently touched him with his elbow and said, "Sir, wake up!" ”

Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed, aren't they? ”

I know I just don't want to see a lady standing next to me in a crowded car. ”

he is really somebody-- my uncle has 1000 men under him.

he is really somebody. what does he do?

a maintenance man in a cemetery.

He's such a big shot.

There were 1000 people under my uncle.

He's such a big shot. What for?

Cemetery Keeper.

drunk

one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?

well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."

but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"

Drunk One day, the father came home with his youngest son. This child is at an age where he is very interested in everything, and he always has endless questions. He asked his father

But, Daddy," said the boy, "there is only one policeman there!" ”

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