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Anonymous users2024-02-07Wo Chun" Wo Mei smells the flowers again, and the lying branch injury is very low. The fish kisses the lying stone water, and the lying stone reaches the spring green. The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green.
Translated as: I'm stupid "I'm not educated, I have a very low IQ. If you want to ask me who I am, I'm a stupid donkey. I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey!
Bag you burst into laughter after listening to it! --Love Nick Cocoa.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Do you have to write it?
There is a joke.
The beginning is scary, the middle is funny, and the ending is sad.
A ghost farted and died.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Hospitals.
Once, Dumb had a bad cold and was lying in the hospital. The hospital stipulates that only one family member can stay.
Dumb mother: "Dumb, who do you want to accompany you?" ”
Dumb: "Mom......."Mom......Mom......”
Dad listened, got up and left.
Dumb: "Mom, you ......."You ......You're good to go back. ”
The hospital stipulates that you should take medicine every six hours, six o'clock and twelve o'clock.
Dumb mother: "Dumb, what time is it?" ”
Dumb: "Six......."Six ......Six ......”
Dumb mother immediately poured the medicine down.
Dumb: "It's not even six o'clock!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04A meeting was held in a township, and because of the homonym, the village chief said: "Rabbits, shrimp, don't want melons, pickles are too expensive." "Comrades, villagers, don't speak, now the meeting is open.
The host said: "Pickles please sausage and pulp melon." "Now I give the floor to the head of the township.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Are text jokes funny?
It's so boring!
I'm not answering boring.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02In an elementary school, when a Chinese class was in class that day, the teacher wrote the words "trembling" on the blackboard, and then called Xiaopeng: "You come and read it." Xiaopeng stood up and read: "Zhan Zhan Keke." ”
The teacher remained silent, called Xiao Liang and asked, "Did he read it correctly?" Xiao Liang said categorically: "No." The teacher was overjoyed: "Then you can read it." I only heard Xiao Liang read: "Fight Kekekeke." ”
When A saw that B was struggling to carry the suitcase, he said, "I'll help you carry it."
B doesn't use the wheels on the box, so he says to A, "Get out!"
A was very angry, and B quickly said, "I asked you to use the wheel."
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Anonymous users2024-02-01One day, a man with a strong accent went to the city and said to a woman, "Kiss me," and the woman turned around and slapped her and said that she was ugly and shameless.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Speaking of the charm of words, I hope to share the following two jokes with the landlord Wangxiaona.
1.A sister-in-law saw a man who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so she hurriedly said to the man: Comrade, you have lost your cigarette!The man was furious: You just castrated!
2.A female passenger took a taxi with a camera, and after getting out of the car, she accidentally pulled the camera into her seat, and the driver kindly said to her: You camera!
As a result, the female passenger said: You are like a chicken!When the master heard this, he ignored him, drove away, and within 10 seconds, the female passenger chased the taxi behind and shouted:
Master, my camera!
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Anonymous users2024-01-30A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails!Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!!」
Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention!Don't speak, it's time for the meeting!)
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