Any text jokes? Who has a word joke?

Are text jokes funny?

It's so boring!

I'm not answering boring.

The student's essay reads: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road, and I was shocked by a pound. After reading it, the teacher commented: "Massive, massive." ”

The student's essay reads: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her 30s. The teacher commented under the word "middle-aged".

Fifth wheel. After that, let the students recopy it. After the student recopied it, the sentence became:

My mom is a redundant middle-aged woman in her 30s. ”

There was a young man who didn't like to study, so he went to the city to work, and wrote a letter to his family: "Mom and Dad, I live well here, I eat white buns, and sleep in the fire pit (kang), but it rained two days ago, and I found that I was dead (umbrella), you send me my life quickly!" The second elder fainted on the spot when he saw it.

A certain student likes to write typos, and always writes the break as drinking.

He wrote in his diary: "The squad leader instructed us to carry the dung, and everyone worked so hard that no one dared to drink it." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the back of the squad leader."

On New Year's Day, we went to the History Museum as a family to visit the Ice Toilet ....

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Army).

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at the school and took a ride to the martyr's tomb.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home your home is? The teacher never knew....(Appearance).

Last night my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner, and we ordered two burgers, chicken nuggets, and one dropping....

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (1 serving of chicken nuggets).

The young man decided to go to his hometown in the countryside for a wedding. The man's father sent a telegram to his in-laws in the city.

Q: "How many people can come?" Be prepared. ”

The in-laws called back and said, "There are not many people to go, just prepare a ton of food." He wrote "Don".

into "tons". Soon I received a telegram from the countryside: "The wedding date has been postponed for one month, because it is difficult to make up a ton of rice for a while."

Even. The two took their grandfather to the hospital to see a doctor. The husband saw that the "age" of the age on the ** list was misprinted.

Ling", he said to the doctor: "This word 'Ling' is missing a word 'tooth'. ”

It's a 'tooth' word, the doctor said, because we are an outpatient clinic for the elderly! ”

There is a lump of cow in front of the gate of our house, I ate 1 catty (surprised), my mother ate 1 catty (surprised), my father ate 1 catty (surprised), and my sister was taken aback

You guess that when I took the train to Shanxi on a business trip, I washed my hands when I came out of the toilet in the carriage, and I didn't see the faucet switch of the sink. Busy asking others. The bystander replied

You guess. "This man is sick! I had to ask once.

The other person replied, "Guess." "No way, I'll go.

The man stopped in front: "Tell you to guess why you don't guess!" "How can you guess that!

I say. The man was still in front of me, pointing to the bottom of the pool and saying, "Step on it!" ”

Son: "Dad, how do you write the word 'will' in simplified words?" ”

Father: "There is a cloud word under the human character." ”

Son: "Why?" ”

Father: "When you have a meeting, you can say whatever others say, and it's called 'everyone is in the clouds'." ”

Found it online. -

The foreigner who just had a little ink will wonder when he sees "slip carefully": Slip carefully...