Let s tell a bad joke, not too long

There was a polar bear playing with a penguin, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one.

Then he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold! ”

When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold."

The beginning is terrifying, the process is hilarious, and the ending is tragic: Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died.

One day, Xiaohong and his leader were eating together, eating, Xiaohong found that there was a grain of boogers on the leader's face, Xiaohong felt embarrassed to say, so he told him that the leader said: "Leader, you have rice grains on your face." ”

Xiaohong thought that the leader would use his hands to get rid of it, but he didn't expect him to stick out his tongue and add "rice" into his mouth!

Jianzhen crossed east to Japan, and almost died on the ship several times, what kind of words did he say to make him survive?

A classmate said, I can't die here, I'm going to be the man of One Piece.

A person gets drunk, leans against a tree, and hits an animal??

It's another person who spits out "Rabbit" and gets drunk, leans against a tree, and hits an animal???

Guess what, the answer will be issued.

Another person gets drunk, puts a fart next to a tree, leans against a tree, and hits an animal?

The answer is: rogue rabbits.

Nobita, if I had no pockets, would you still love me...

In computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he shouted; "Boss, change the machine! ”

You're just going to go and squat in the urine tank.

Just deleted. Now you understand what a master is.

Ridiculous bar just deleted.

I was so surprised that no one could really laugh in front of me.

And fart. Just now, although I really want to say: play with eggs, hehe, or be polite, more like a human just tired just deleted.

Why should people be hypocritical, hehe.

Of course, I haven't seen it except for the little kids.

It may have had a brain-cramping effect.

Just deleted. I don't know if many people have an opinion about my smoking.

Go ahead haha, hehe. When I realized that others were laughing very happily, it was a cold joke to me, and it must have been the one who hated me the most.

Just deleted. And I already knew that every time I laughed very happily, people must be the most affected, there are too many things I don't want to know, I don't want to know, I can't see anything, I don't understand anything, I'm still happy. Otherwise, I won't be able to finish this road.

I just didn't understand that when I started smoking at the age of 24, I had already turned on the smoke soul and just deleted it.

Don't you understand that I'm the way to go?

Hairstylists are also hated.

It's very expensive just now.

Just won't. Removed 1 second ago.

Well, thundered down by you.

Exactly one and a half paragraphs.

You've got a lot of talent for that.

1 second agoHello so cute.

Removed 18 seconds ago.

Haha, saliva, phew.

It may have been water somewhere else 1 second ago.

18 seconds ago. Haha, 31 seconds ago.

If it's wet, it's a cold sweat.

52 seconds ago. Just mocking.

Deleted 1 minute ago.

yes, it's wet, too.

Bad jokes are generally trendy.

It's also good to drink brown 1 second ago.

You were a girl five seconds ago.

26 seconds ago. Hehe, um, 1 minute ago.

Hello is good. 2 minutes ago.

Haha, deleted 2 minutes ago.

There is nothing difficult about cultivation in the world, hehe.

It's just that people's hearts are too terrible.

Pear Grid Joke Network, the best cold joke. bai

Absolutely good sentence, a classic. zhi

Something that is difficult to do when I am at a friend's house: I want to be a big dao

Things that are even more difficult when you are at a friend's house: After pooping, you find that there is no tissue paper at your friend's house, and it is very difficult to do so.

The hardest thing when I was at a friend's house: I couldn't flush my stool and the water overflowed the urinal.

1. A hungry wolf forages for food, and I hear a woman training a child: If you cry again, you will be thrown out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, this time to a most complete series of white rabbit cold jokes, if not all, you can help to supplement it.

One day,Teacher Bai asked Xiao Ming to use 2 and.。。

du。。zhi。。Again... Make dao words, Xiao Ming said:

The beginning of the story is terrifying, the middle is hilarious, and the ending is tragic: there was a ghost who had a fart and died!

Let me tell you a story: Once upon a time, there was a eunuch. Not the following.

Employee: Boss, I would like to take a day off today.

Boss: You want to take a day off.

Employee: Hmm.

Boss: What else do you ask for from the company? There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. You've got 2 days off a week, 104 days in total, and you have 261 days left to work, right?

Employee: Hmm.

Boss: You're out of work for 16 hours a day, and if you remove 174 days, there's 87 days left, right?

Boss: You spend at least 30 minutes a day surfing the Internet, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days, right?

Staff: .Boss: 64 days left; You spend 1 hour a day at lunchtime, and you use it up for another 46 days, and there's 18 days, right?

Employee: Boss: Usually you take 2 days sick a year, so that you only have 16 days of workEmployee: Speechless.

Boss: There are 5 holidays a year when the company is closed and does not work, and you only work for 11 days

Boss: Every year, the company also generously gives you 10 days of vacation, and you will work for 1 day Employees:

Boss: And you're still taking this day off.

Employee: I was wrong.

There was an egg that had just returned from a trip to Thailand, and it was served as a preserved egg and served with a chili pepper...0 ^.

1There was a man whose name was Xiao Cai, and he was taken away.

2 And there was a prince who was very cold, and after that he froze to death.

3 And there was a man who was very fond of laughter, and after that he was laughed to death.

Hee-hee, it's cold!

The little snake said to the big snake, "Brother, are we poisonous?" The serpent said, "What's the matter?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue." ”

A: You say that money or life is more important?

B: Of course, life is more important!

A: Why?

B: For example, when people are in danger, they will only shout "Help!" Help! instead of shouting "Save the money!" Save money! ”

A: ......