Have you ever seen a very exaggerated narration of bragging?

When I was in the first grade of elementary school, I had just transferred from a township kindergarten to the county, and I didn't know much about the "rules". One day, the teacher asked us to introduce our parents' careers, and after introducing my parents, I was horrified to find that all the parents of the children in the class except me were police officers!! It's all !!

Without exception!!

My sister was in the first grade and was hanging out with a couple of little girls, and one of them happily said, "....When I was a child, I had a baby elephant, my dad bought it for me, it was very cute, put it in a cage on my balcony, I fed it every day after school, and then when I grew up, the cage couldn't be raised, so I let it go, and I cried for many days......”

One time I went to pick up my cousin from school, in the fourth grade of elementary school, and he told me that there was a boy who bullied him all the time. I called the little boy over and taught him a few words, and he was not happy, you wait for me to tell my dad to go, my dad is the president of the United Nations!

A roommate in college, talking to him, he can brag every word, it's really not an exaggeration, he told us that his family opened a pharmacy, and later inherited the family business, and then he did something, and now it is said that he is also introduced by the family to buy insurance, saying that he earns four or five thousand a month.

Qingdao is the best city in China! Located in the warm temperate zone of northern latitude, there is no severe cold in winter, no scorching heat in summer, and there are few major disasters such as mudslides and **. There is a shortage of water, and there is support for projects such as the diversion of water from Huang to Qingdao and the South-to-North Water Diversion Project (why support?)

Because Qingdao is the center! If you don't understand, go to the wall for three minutes. Other places, including Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, are not as good as Qingdao!

Some time ago, I watched the news that there was a person who claimed to be Emperor Qianlong himself, who lived forever until now, and wanted to unseal his frozen assets, and some people really believed it.

A doctor, it is said that there is a disease that only two people in the whole country can treat, he counts one, one day the Huashan Hospital in Shanghai came to the patient and no one can cure him, specially summoned him from Shenzhen, and now has an annual salary of one million.

Actually, it's not necessarily bragging, is it? If he was really at Huashan Hospital, but he hadn't been to the hospital since he came to Shanghai, and had been in a medical and health center. And I have been in Shanghai for 6 years, I have not bought a house, I have not bought a car, and of course I have not bought a car in Shenzhen.

Yes, there was once a cow bathing in Dongting Lake and grazing on Rhino Mountain. I've seen a drum, and when I hit it on the first day, it hasn't finished fifteen yet.

MLM, storytelling through the mode of operation! Tell you that you can earn millions or tens of millions of dollars by investing thousands of dollars? Exaggerate the industry to the point of hoarseness and wonder for God? The end result is a bottomless pit!

A drunken drunkard walks all the way down the road and can clearly say: I'm not drunk, what about the wine? Bring the wine!

Know who I am and don't? Does the Thirteen Taibao of Huaguo Mountain know? I'm the boss!

Back then, I held two watermelon knives in my hand and cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. cut back and forth for three days and three nights, and it was a river of blood. But I just got a knife in my hand, a knife in my hand, a knife in my hand, and a knife in my hand, and I didn't blink a glance.

My cousin has always said that he has seen Ultraman Tiga, and he has taken him around for a while, from the second grade of elementary school to the second year of high school

Primary school classmates told me that her family is the most powerful, can fly in the sky, every change of dynasty must be agreed by her family, the mountains behind her house are all enshrined in the past dynasties, her family's ancestral house is a tower, higher than the sky, at that time I was stupid to believe, every day she knotted her to write homework, hoping that she could take me to the sky to fly, alas, later it seems to have transferred, never seen again, I only remember her surname Xiao, little girl, I have been waiting for 20 years, when to take me to the sky to fly