A little joke with homophonic words, there must be homophones

A village meeting is held in a township, and because of the homonym, the village chief said:"Rabbits, dried shrimps, don't have melons, pickles are too expensive. "(Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting is open.)

The moderator said:"Pickles please sausage pulp melon. "(Now I give the floor to the village chief.)

Yes"machine"But there was a salesman who went on a business trip to Guangzhou, and after arriving in Beijing, because he wanted to go by plane, he sent a telegram to the manager because he was afraid that the manager would not agree to reimbursement"There is an opportunity to multiply, multiply it or not"The manager received the telegram and thought it was a deal"machine"It's arrived, and I'll call you back immediately:"Take it as you can.

When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager did not agree to reimburse the airline ticket because of the stipulation that the plane would not be reimbursed due to the lack of rank. The salesman took out the manager and called back, and the manager was dumbfounded. Folks, there is enough food to eat today, let's use a big bowl).

A meeting was held in a township, and because of the homonym, the village chief said: "Rabbits, shrimp, don't want melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting is open.)

The host said: "Pickles please sausage and pulp melon." (Now I give the floor to the village chief.)

<> here is a collection of homophone hilarious jokes to make your mood get better quickly.

1. Donor to the boss. One day, the boss came down and asked a donor: "How are the people now?"

The donor hurried: "There are only two white apricots, but there are a lot of red apricots." The boss said:

I'm asking about Li Shu? "There are many pear trees, but there are very few fruits."

Although the donor is ignorant, this homophone does confuse the hearing and hearing of the donor.

Second, the loquat is not this lute. Once upon a time, there was a hakama boy who was lazy to eat and do not study well since he was a child. When I grew up, I often made jokes because of typos.

3. "Stealing melons and making money". A farmer was afraid that the watermelons he grew would be stolen by others, so he set up a sign in the field with a line of writing on it.

Fourth, "investment" and "round head". There is a shy boy who finally mustered up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like Here is a collection of hilarious jokes about He Maoyuan's homophone Zen words, so that your mood will quickly improve.

1. Donor to the boss. One day, the boss came down and asked a donor: "How are the people now?"

The donor hurried: "There are only two white apricots, but there are a lot of red apricots." The boss said:

I'm asking about Li Shu? "There are many pear trees, but there are very few fruits."

Although the donor is ignorant, this homophone does confuse the hearing and hearing of the donor.

Second, the loquat is not this lute. Once upon a time, there was a hakama boy who was lazy to eat and do not study well since he was a child. When I grew up, I often made jokes because of typos.

3. "Stealing melons and making money". A farmer was afraid that the watermelons he grew would be stolen by others, so he set up a sign in the field with a line of writing on it.

Fourth, "investment" and "round head". There is a shy boy who finally musters up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like<>

1. Donor to the boss.

One day, the boss came down and asked a donor: "How are the people now?" "Hurry up

There are only two white apricots, and there are quite a few red apricots. The boss said, "I'm asking about Li Shu?"

The donor added: "There are many pear trees, but there are very few fruits. Although the donor is ignorant, this homophone does confuse the hearing and hearing of the donor.

Second, the loquat is not this lute.

Once upon a time, there was a gentleman, who was lazy and lazy since he was a child, and he didn't study well, and when he grew up, he often made jokes because of typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquats. He took out a piece of paper from the table and wrote a few words on it with a wave of his pen.

When he finished writing, he called the servants to buy loquats. His wife took the paper and looked at it, and laughed, it turned out to be "buy five catties of pipa". Two of the five characters were written incorrectly, and "loquat" was mistakenly written as "pipa only messily took the papa".

After his wife read it, she inscribed a limerick poem at the back: The loquat is not this pipa, only because of the poor literacy back then. If the pipa can bear fruit, the city will be full of flutes and drums.

This gentleman saw his wife's inscription and blushed with shame.

3. "Affinity" and "round head".

There is a shy boy who finally musters up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: "Fateful." The boy asked again, it was the same. He had no choice but to say with his fingers hurt: Isn't it okay to have a flat head?

Homophones after the break.