Connotation joke, Xiaoxue has been diligent and thrifty since her father s death, seeking solutions

Dad took care of his daughter, and now Dad is dead and there is no one to raise him? Isn't that what I guessed.

You can go to the connotation network, and after reading the jokes in it, I found that I am so simple!

A young man went to the barber shop to get a haircut, and he asked, "How long do you have to wait for a haircut?" The barber looked at the customers in the shop and said, "About two hours." "The lad is gone.

A few days later, this young man came to get a haircut, and as soon as he entered the door, he asked, "How long do you have to wait for a haircut?" The barber glanced at the customers in line at the shop and said, "About three hours." "The lad is gone.

A week later the lad came again and asked, "How long do you have to wait for a haircut?" The barber saw that the shop was already full of customers and said, "About four and a half hours." "The lad is gone.

The barber looked at a friend in the shop and said, "Hey, Bill, follow this guy and see where he goes." He always came to ask him how long he had to wait for a haircut, but he never came back. ”

After a while, Bill returned to the store, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "Where did he leave here?" Bill raised his head and laughed with tears still hanging in the corners of his eyes: "Go to your house!" ”

Connotative jokes: Jokes with deep meaning or ambiguity.

The dorm buddy went out with mm for his birthday, and when he came back in the evening, he cried and said, "I didn't blow the candle for the first time!" ”

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The family planning team came to a small mountain village to implement contraception and birth control, but the doctors found it difficult.

Convincing the women here to take the birth control pill, they decided to teach the men to wear condoms.

One villager gave birth to eight children in eight years, and the doctor told him he really needed to use contraception.

He told the villager that as long as he wore a condom, his wife would not have any more children in the future.

A month later, the team found out that the villager's wife was pregnant again, and the doctor was very angry and took the man.

Call him and ask him why he didn't wear a condom.

The villager replied, "I did, but after six days, I was suffocated with urine, so I had no choice but to wear it."

Cut out the front part. “

Analyze, if this is a joke, if it is not foreign, if the joke is complete, then, there must be its ridiculousness.

Maybe it's a joke that's real in life, and if it's an anecdote about life, it's funny, but if it's a joke, it's not a joke worth laughing at.

Guess specifically, first of all, people will find a way to vent when they are irritable, and the method of venting must be the key as a joke, Xiao Ming said to his father again and again"Sun Daddy early", Even if he was at work, he didn't bother to run and say, but at school, he said to the teacher, which means that the teacher has a problem, what about the sun, yes"day"，"day"Modern generic terms"cao", so this joke may have something to do with Xiao Ming's mother.

Maybe it's not all jokes.

I understand what you mean, it's a joke, but you can't laugh when you see it, right?

Let me explain——— is this a joke or not! I'm dying of tears. Forget it, don't divide it, I don't want to watch it a few more times, I'm going crazy to see it, it's not funny at all? 886？

Is it that he was in class and suddenly ran to the front. Or, Teacher Xiao Ming is a woman, and it is a noon class. When he said this, the whole class was shocked and then burst into laughter.

One night, the husband {not mine} came to the door and heard the man snoring, so he called his wife a divorce a few years later.

The two of them met, and the wife asked him why he was divorcing, and when the husband was done, the wife said it was the lion cub of Rising.

The old woman who runs the grocery store is a vampire in the middle of the night for 1 hour, which seems to be a bad joke. I don't quite understand either!

This is simple: the man's hand is sore because he thinks about the girl when he is in zw, and the hand is of course sore. When a girl wants a boy, she takes her mobile phone zw, and when it comes out of the water, the phone is about to enter the water. Landlord, you really don't know or fake don't know.,Don't say I'm showing off.,Dizzy.。。。

This joke does have a bit of a connotation, Thunderman.

I have a friend, oops, that face looks like a sweet potato thrown over, because it was too hot to catch it and fell to the ground, then a Mercedes Benz 125 sped over and pressed on it, and a child wore a pair of spiked shoes to step on it, this is my buddy's face.

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