Ask for a few jokes with a little connotation, don t be too mentally retarded. Thank you!

Aren't you a joke yourself?

Once upon a time there was a cream cake and he went out on the street alone, and he was hungry as he walked. And then he ate himself.

There is a family in which the father has a son named Pan Xindou, a daughter named Chi Pan, a grandson named Pan Liangzi, and a granddaughter named Pan Nuoting. Later, when my father died, they asked a Xiucai to read out his name at the funeral, but this Xiucai was very poor and didn't know the words. He thought, forget it, there is reading at the same time.

So, he read it aloud: "Filial son Fanjin Dou." When the filial son heard this, he was taken aback and thought:

Is there such a habit here? Do dead people do somersaults? He had to do a somersault.

Xiucai read again: "Filial daughter, too." He didn't know how to pronounce 'clan', so the filial daughter shouted

I'm going to turn it over too? At this time, Xiucai thought of the reading of the word 'clan' and said happily: "'clan."

The filial daughter reluctantly flipped a somersault. Xiucai saw that it was the habit of this village, and the dead had to do somersaults, and said with a smile: "The people in this village are really strange.

So he continued to read: "Filial piety, twice." Xiaosun also reluctantly flipped two.

When the granddaughter saw it, she thought, "Wow! One is better than the other, so I'd better hurry up now.

Just when she wanted to leave, Xiucai shouted: "Filial granddaughter, don't run, Fanbuting!" ”

An ant fell from the sky and asked how it had died of starvation

A new student came to a certain class.

One day, the teacher asked him, "How old are you?"

Student: May I ask the teacher how old I am?

Teacher: Your age.

Student: Oh, would the teacher want to know my age last year or this year's age?

Teacher: Nonsense, it's definitely this year's pull.

Student: Oh, does the teacher want me to tell you now or is he telling you after class?

Teacher: Now.

Student: Oh, do you want the teacher to say it out loud or quietly?

Teacher: Damn, do you say it or not! Don't fool me!

Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am?

Teacher: Can't I just ask?

Teacher: Khan died .........

Count the pull, count the pull, students, our topic today is to repeat the antonyms. The teacher says a word, you take a sentence, OK!

Teacher: The weather is very good today.

Student: Tomorrow the weather is bad.

Teacher: I ate fish heads yesterday.

Student: You eat turtle tome today

Teacher: Wrong.

Student: Correct.

Teacher: I said it was wrong.

Student: That's right.

Teacher: You idiot.

Student: I'm a genius.

Teacher: Stand up for me.

Student: I'll sit you down.

Teacher: Did you hear the teacher telling you to stand up?

Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard me!

Teacher: You dare not listen to the teacher.

Student: I don't dare to listen to the teacher.

Teacher: Do you know what you just said?

Student: I know I didn't say anything right now?

Teacher: This classmate, I know you did it on purpose.

Student: Teacher, you know I didn't mean to.

Teacher: You're not big or small.

Student: I'm small and big.

Teacher: You don't study well at such a young age.

Student: I'm so old that I can't learn well.

Teacher: I don't want to talk about you.

Student: You want to talk about me again.

Teacher: Stop.

Student: I'll give you a step.

Teacher: I'm afraid of you, can you stop?

Student: I'm not afraid of you, can I continue?

Teacher: This concludes the antonym exercise.

Student: Synonym practice starts now.

Teacher: You're not done.

Student: I'm endless.

Teacher: You are not educated.

Student: I'm educated.

Teacher: Do you look like a cultured person?

Student: Am I not like an uneducated person?

Teacher: Depressed.

Student: Glad.

Teacher: I'm about to be by you.

Student: You're going to be by me.

Teacher: Can you not speak?

Student: Can I not shut up?

Teacher: Go on, I'm not going to take this lesson, I'll go.

Student: I'll stop, this lesson still has to be done, I'll do it.