There is a cross talk or sketch about tolerance, which will be used next Monday

A: Life is a lifetime, and it is a hundred years in the blink of an eye.

B: Not really.

A: As the saying goes, "I have five out of ten and am determined to learn, thirty and stand, forty and not confused, fifty and know the destiny of heaven, sixty and obedient, seventy and do what I want." ”

B: That's what Master Confucius said.

A: When you reach a certain age, you will be able to see through the things of the world.

B: That's right. A: Especially when taking a bath, when people take a dip in the hot pool, the perception of life is born spontaneously.

B: yes. A: That day, a professor came to the bathing center, took off his clothes and went to the pool to lie down for a comfortable time, and opened his mouth to say a word.

B: What words?

A: "Ah—Archimedes is nothing more than that! ”

B: Hey, that's a great ancient Greek physicist.

A: That's right, Archimedes discovered the law of buoyancy, which states that the buoyancy that an object acquires in a liquid is equal to the weight of the liquid it expells.

B: Look at what people are bathing in.

A: After a while, another doctor came, went down to the pool and took a dip, and the warm body was called a moisturizer, and he opened his mouth to say.

B: I have something to say.

A: "Hey—the fetus is nothing more than that in the mother's womb. ”

B: Ho, the associative power is rich enough.

A: That is, only those who study medicine can have such a profound understanding.

B: I'm famous.

A: Then another soldier came, quite big, who swam down from one end of the pool to the other end of the pool, sat down and wiped the water from his face, and said a high word.

B: What is the high theory?

A: "Hey—that's what an aircraft carrier is. ”

B: Huh? A: You have to be a soldier, and when you think of it, it's the country's security and national defense construction.

B: Well, China should have aircraft carriers.

A: Finally, there is a cook.

B: A master chef who cooks.

A: Reached out and touched the pool water, it was not hot enough, and then touched the pool next to it, this line, it was very hot, and the skin was hot after lying down in the pool for less than two minutes, and everyone else was dumbfounded.

B: Did you accept it?

A: Not only was it bearable but also very comfortable, and this master lay down in the water and said a word, which was more philosophical than what the other three said.

B: What did he say?

A: "Hey—fried fritters are nothing more than that. ”

Most of the people here in Tianjin and Beijing like to listen to Gao Yingpei, Ma Sanli, Guo Degang, whatever, their jokes are quite good.

If you want to listen to the older ones, go listen to Liu Baorui and Hou Baolin. Their cross talk is classic and humorous.

The soldier's cross talk is also very good. For example: "Who Makes You Excellent", "Challenge the Host", "Sculpture", "I Am 110", ......

Cross talk: Be polite (Ma Ji Tang Jiezhong).

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma:

Look, what's going on, don't, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.

Cross talk scripts: Some cross talk scripts, can you take a look.

Sketch script, see if there is one you want:

Walking on stage with the sound of gongs and drums, the Spring Festival is happy.

Safety production must not be forgotten,—— it is said.

Workers' families know that coal mine safety is very important.

All the work it is the first ,—— the number of days!

Safety connects you, me and him, benefiting the country, the enterprise and the family.

The mobilization of employees' families ,—— grasp together!

The responsibility of safety is heavier than the mountain, and the slightest accident will cause trouble.

Leaders at all levels should pay attention to ,—— do a good job!

Strictly manage to the scene, manage people, manage affairs, manage thoughts, and lead by example,—— awesome!

Safety production is as big as the sky, and everyone tightens this string.

Abide by the rules and disciplines, don't be brutal, ,—— keep safe!

Snow is afraid of the sun, grass is afraid of frost, and safety production is afraid of violations.

Whoever violates the rules and regulations will surely suffer ,——!

The fast knife will rust if it is not sharpened, and it is safe to catch mistakes.

One person had an accident, and the whole family was sad ,—— uncomfortable!

Money is precious, but life is worth more.

Earn money without regard for your life,—— stupid risk!

I'll teach you to buy a book for a short period of cross talk! What kind of writer also has this book called: "Cross Talk" If you want cross talk, buy it!! If you don't need it, buy it and take a look!!

Shortest: A: I'll tell you a joke.

B: Say it. A: Jokes.

B: Oh.

Crosstalk "The Family of False Words".

Herd Feng Gong.

A: Your father was an underground worker of our party long before the liberation, right?

B: That's right! A: Break into the enemy's interior, don't tell the truth without lying, introduce yourself first! Gentlemen, ladies, enemies, I have penetrated into you, and my task is to tell you the truth, that is, to deceive your trust first, right......, In the future, I will wipe you out, anyway, I have a straight temper and say something, I can't hold anything in my heart, and I won't be able to tell you much about the information we have over there in the future!

Hehe......A: Aren't you saying it's a neurosis?

Sketch and cross talk rehearsal belong to the same art language, which is an art form that expresses emotions through verbal communication for entertainment and education, but the two are still very different.

First, the form is different

Cross talk, a traditional form of artistic expression, is mainly characterized by humor and irony, with strong entertainment, and is a form of artistic performance that many people like to see. It mainly takes speaking, learning, teasing and singing as important means of expression.

Comedy sketches mainly refer to relatively small works of art, and sketches in a narrow sense mainly refer to personal arts related to language and performance.

Second, the drama is different

Compared with the two, the drama of cross talk is weaker, and comedy sketches pay more attention to stage effects. With the development, the gap between comedy sketches and cross talk is getting smaller and smaller, and many skills in cross talk performances are also fully used in comedy sketches.

Third, the focus is different

Cross talk generally has the characteristics of short sketches, humorous features, and some other common characteristics, but the difference is: cross talk is "talking and singing", focusing on "speaking", generally without props and makeup; The sketch not only uses props and makeup, but also focuses on "acting" and achieving results through performance. If you talk too much and act less, it is easy for people to regard it as cross talk; Not to mention, it has become a pantomime.

Fourth, the positioning of the actors is different

The sketch has a strong sense of substitution, and when the characters appear on stage, the relationship between the characters in the sketch is very clear. And cross talk: To clearly explain one thing to the pants Sakura, you must explain it to the audience in advance before speaking. The role of the actor in the sketch is fixed, Zhang San is Zhang San, and it will never become another.

The cross talk actors admit that many stories are pure and pure in the cross talk dialogues, and the actors need to constantly change their identities according to different stories.