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Colleague A said that he bought cockroach medicine on the side of the road, went back to the house and put it at the door of the cockroach hole, and soon found that a cockroach died, and thought that it was quite effective, it could really kill the cockroach, and the next morning he found that there were still cockroaches, and the cockroaches were still in and out of the hole, and more and more cockroaches went back and forth, so he ran to the seller angrily and said: This cockroach medicine is not good, kill a cockroach, and more cockroaches will go in and out later. The seller was very calm and said with a smile
Your family is gone, you are not in a hurry, laughing at this time, and the people on the side couldn't help but laugh when they heard it. I really couldn't help but laugh when I first heard it, and I shared it with a few other people, and I couldn't help but laugh.
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Xiao Ming's father is a competitive and stubborn man, and one day he rode his bicycle to play with Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming sat in the back seat. Suddenly, Xiao Ming's foot accidentally stuck into the rear wheel, making the car stuck, his father felt a little unable to step on the car, who knew that his father stood up without looking back and pedaled hard, just after reading this joke, I think it was very scary, but after a while, the picture came out, and suddenly felt very funny, because I had also had such an experience, of course, it was not so scary.
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I remember when I had a cold, I always had snot and tears flowing, I remember that in junior high school, there was a math class where the teacher asked me to get up and read the problem of the problem, it happened that I had a cold, so the tears flowed out of the book, and the math teacher saw it, and said to me helplessly: We are in a math class, and you don't need to be so emotional to read an application problem, right? The class laughed.
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Two years ago, the fish I had raised for half a month died, and I was very sad, and I wanted to give it a grand funeral, bury it in the soil, afraid that the cat would dig into the water, and I was afraid that it would be caught by crabs. So I brought firewood and a lighter, who knows that in the end I feel that the more I look at it, the more fragrant it is, not to mention, I think about it later.
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Once at a party, our class performed that we were all a family. Before the performance, the class leader encouraged everyone not to be nervous, and then said, "Please enjoy our family ...... brought by our class for everyone."”
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I felt a cough and a little angry, spit out a mouthful of bloodshot phlegm, and was seen by the little niece, the little niece immediately cried, crying and saying: Auntie, do you have any unfulfilled wishes? ?
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1. Will the electric eel be electrocuted by the electric eel, or will the electric eel be electrocuted by the electric eel.
2, obviously I like him clearly, but she just doesn't say it.
3. The principal said: There is nothing else on the school uniform except the school emblem, so you don't have anything else, you have nothing else!
4. I have a small notebook that is very clean. False vertical.
5. If you want to do it, you can do it in one line, one line in another, and you can do it in any line. If it doesn't work, do one line of work, one line of work, one line of work, no line, no line, no line.
6. Play a piece of music, a piece of music, a piece of music, a piece of music, no music, no music, no music.
7, came to the place where Yang Guo once lived, and said emotionally: "I also want to live the life that Er Qinyu has done." ”
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My friend's younger brother entered the examination room to do a question in the college entrance examination, and he needed to write the word "favor", but he couldn't write the word "favor", and he couldn't think about it. . .
Surprise! During the exam, bring a chain bottle of drink to accompany you into the examination room, and the bottle cap should have the words "Thank you for your patronage", which should be the same as favor.
Secretly happy, pretending to drink water and unscrewing the cap of the bottle one by one. Dizzy!!! I saw that the lid was impressively printed with "One More Bottle"!!
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It is said that there are a lot of jokes on the Anronju joke network.
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3 is to let the children understand from an early age that there are many possible things to accompany the elderly, but impossible things will become friends.
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The woman fell in love with the second person, but in the end, she married the third person. The second royal code is not open personally. A high monk pointed him out and showed him the story you mentioned above:
This woman fell in love with you just to repay you a favor, and she finally had to repay the third person for the rest of her life.
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