Interesting language story 50 words

Shimu, a poet in the stone room, loves lions, and swears to eat ten lions. Shishi always sees the lion in the right city. Ten o'clock, suitable for ten lions suitable for the city.

It's the right time, the right city. The clan regarded it as ten lions, and the ten lions died. The clan is the corpse of ten lions, suitable for the stone room.

The stone room is wet, and the envoy wipes the stone room. The stone room swabbed, and the first taste of the food was the corpse of ten lions. When eating, the first knowledge is ten lion corpses, and ten stone lion corpses.

Trial release is a thing.

I remember when I was in the first year of junior high school, our Chinese teacher said Mr. Bingxin. We all laughed at our teacher, and she thought it was weird. laughed at her and said "Mr. Bingxin" In fact, we were too ignorant at the time, and anyone with a certain status, knowledge, and qualifications could be called Mr. Hehe made a big joke.

1. Before going to a friend's house for a banquet alone, he was half drunk and his face was red. When I went to the banquet at my friend's house, I felt that the taste of wine was very light, and the more I drank, the more tasteless it became, and even the wine I had drunk woke up, and my face faded red. After the banquet, he said to the host:

Your wine is good, but please return my red face! ”

2. An old man is described as withered and weak, but as long as he is old, he is annoyed, and if he is praised for his youth, he likes it endlessly. After one person found out, he deliberately asked him to take advantage of it and said: "Although your beard and hair are white, your face is delicate, not only comparable to a child, but also as fresh and tender as my newborn child."

The old man was overjoyed and said, "If your face can be so fresh, my old man is willing to be your son." ”

3. Two cows graze together.

Qingniu asked Heiniu: "Hey! What does your grass taste like? ”

Black Bull said: "Strawberry flavor!" ”

Qingniu leaned over and took a bite, and shouted angrily: "You lied to me! ”

The black bull looked at him contemptuously and replied, "Stupid, I said that grass tasteless. ”

4. Several people drink wine and make poems, and each of them should use a poem to name a person with the same nature as a robber. One said, "Open the skylight for the leader to collect money (the one who takes the lead in collecting money)".

One person said: "Deceive people, harm people, and show talents." Another said:

The man replied, "You see, nine out of ten people are sitting in a sedan chair carried by four people, and they are better than robbers!" ”

5. A fool said, "I want to have 100 acres of land." The neighbor said

If you have 100 acres of land, I will raise 10,000 ducks and eat up all the rice in your field. The two quarreled and went to the government together to comment. When I passed through the school palace, I saw the red wall and the gate building, and thought it was the official mansion, so I pulled it in.

A Xiucai greeted him, they thought it was an official master, so they rushed to say their own reasons, Xiucai smiled and said: "One of you will go to buy land first, and the other will go to raise ducks first, and then I will try this case when I become an official!" ”

One day, the teacher was making a rule. The teacher said: First, you are not allowed to speak Sichuanese.

At this time, one of the students in the back did not raise his hand and said loudly: Isn't there no punishment for that?

When the teacher heard this, he was very angry and said, "What do you mean?"

The teacher spoke Sichuanese. The whole class pointed to the teacher and said, "Teacher, you are speaking Sichuanese."

Which end to go.

The young man, Dang, suddenly met the pastor who had given him the wedding ceremony a few months earlier, and asked the pastor: "At the time of the wedding, did you not declare on behalf of God: "All the troubles of my wife and I have come to an end?" But now I'm so troubled! ”