Brain teaser, when to raise your noble hand?

When someone is pointing a gun to the head.

When I asked my wife for money.

Qu When you go to the bank to deposit money.

When can't be pulled.

When I asked my dad for money.

Someone has a gun pointed at your head.

When someone points a gun at you.

Cross-eyed, one male and one female.

Shoot the moon When the moon goes out, the werewolf turns back.

When voting by a show of hands, raise your noble hand.

Cross-eyed should be a little more open.

Zoo shoot screen.

When you have a gun pointed at your head.

When someone is pointing a gun at you.

Be sure to raise your hand when you get dressed!

What is the best thing to hold up your hand? (Hit a brain teaser).

Answer: When someone points a gun at you.

When someone points a gun to your head.

When someone else tickles you for you

Or when voting by a show of hands.

When is the best time to pick apples? When the apples are ripe.

Xiaoli threw an egg more than two meters away and it didn't break, why? More than two meters in the air did not land.

What is the best way to raise your hand? When someone is pointing a gun at someone.

When no one is looking at the apple tree.

Throw someone up with a gun pointed at you.

When the apples are ripe.

In front of it is a pond for a fire.

Why is there mud next to the nest?

Because: Wo (I) like mud (you).

A goose keeps eating fatty meat, obviously the fat is very greasy, but why does the goose keep eating?

Because: the goose (I) like to get tired of (you).

I'm sorry, I made it up myself, it may be a little worse, but I still hope it can help you! In fact, as long as these are similar, there are quite a lot of ...... that can be made

1.What pot is carried back but can't cook?

2.What is the fisherman most afraid of?

3.What is 100,000 why?

4.One monk carries water to drink, two monks pick up water to drink, why do three monks pick up water and have no water to drink?

5.Xiaoqiang has been blowing at the fan, why is he still sweating profusely?

6.What is the mystery that will never be solved?

7.Who speaks the farthest?

8.When is it better to hold your hand high?

You didn't give me the money, but I bought you something.

What's going on? You are not my family or my relative, but I treat you as well as I do to them. Why?

Is this a sharp turn???

Me: The goose feather snow dance bird has rested (goose-bird = me).

Hi: Smile and refuse (hee-kou = hi).

Huan: Only one person goes to make up for the lack (only - single person + owes = Huan).

You: The beautiful woman has affection and Er (single person + Er = you).

This is good.

1 Xiao Wang brought 100 yuan to buy something for 75 yuan, and the boss found 5 yuan, why?

He brought $100.

Give the boss 80 yuan.

A person, who is neither your relatives nor your brothers and sisters, who is he?

Of course, it's a boyfriend (or girl), I want to say to you that I love you! (It was said by the landlord).

Your father's grandfather's brother's son's brother's brother. What is the relationship with you.

Kinship.

Once upon a time there was a mountain called 'Mount Ershi', and there was a tree on the mountain called 'Ers' tree, and there was a bird in the tree called 'Ershi Bird', and there was a house next to the tree called 'Ershi House', and there was a donkey next to the house. What is the name of this donkey???

What kind of competition, the winner does not get a prize, but the loser has a prize? [Punch drinking].

2: Behind every successful man there is a woman, what will be behind that failed man? [Too many women].

3: A bridge carries 80 kg, why can a person weighing 70 kg take two balls weighing 10 kg each across the bridge? [Juggling the ball and walking].

4: Someone said that you can judge ...... with your teeth

Teeth can judge the age and tenderness of the meat].

5: What can be done to make ice turn into water very quickly?

6: A bag contains beans, there are soybeans and mung beans, a man pours the beans on the ground, and soon he separates the soybeans and mung beans, how does he divide them?

7: Cosmetics can make a woman's face beautiful, but which people's faces will be very ugly?

8: Sports competitions require athletes to be "higher, faster, stronger" and to "move forward?"

9: Who is your uncle's sister's cousin's cousin's father?

10: What chicken doesn't have wings?

If you like others, you must express them boldly

What more brain teasers?

That insincerity doesn't necessarily work well!

I have two books that you can borrow from me.

Who likes to take off their dry clothes and put on wet clothes the most?

In the old days, when performing in the countryside, the squires often paid for the performances in the ancestral halls and temples, and then they sold tickets to the masses to make money, and the masses entered the theater with the tickets. Of course, the theater only has one side door, and a strong man with five big and three thick doors collects tickets. When no one entered, the strong man straddled the threshold with his legs and his hands on the door frame to prevent him from slipping into the theater without a ticket.

Children in rural areas want to go to the theater very much, but they don't have the money to buy theater tickets. Some children looked into the sky and pleaded with the strong man guarding the door, while observing the words and feelings, mastering the "heat", waiting for the opportunity to gently hold up the strong man's arm and say: "Uncle, please raise your arm a little higher, attack Min!"

So the child took advantage of the situation to get under the armpit of the strong man and went in to watch the play. Later, the literati turned "please raise your arms" into "raise your noble hands", which means asking people to "be gracious", and by extension, it was applied to intercedes on various occasions.