What s the most hateful cafeteria aunt you ve ever met?

For a while, every time I got my own plate, I felt that there was so little meat, and after observing it again and again, I finally discovered the art of serving vegetables to my aunt: a big spoon, a shallow scoop, shake it three times, and lightly drop it on the plate. Probably because I am a girl, my aunt served me not only less vegetables, but also less rice, and I ate it in seven bites.

The cafeteria aunt cooked for me, put a big spoonful in a spoon, and then began to shake, and when only half was left, put it on my plate, and then still felt that it was too much, so she took out a small half from my plate and put it back.

I remember when I was in school, I was served a spoonful of vegetables first, I thought it was a little less, and she must have felt that it was less, and then a scene of Jin Ren happened: she made a scooping motion on top of the pot of vegetables with a spoon, and then made a movement on the top of the plate! Then calmly hand it to me!

Don't lift your head!

I remember once in junior high school to eat in the cafeteria, lunch was a big chicken leg, two per person, farts and farts to hit two and deliberately told my aunt to come two big, the result really picked a particularly big one for me, go back and show off with friends, as a result of a bite down, I bought a watch last year! A piece of ginger! As a piece of ginger, you look so much like a chicken leg, how can you let the chicken live?!

Now the cafeteria aunt is becoming more and more immoral, basically some crazy women, I reasoned with our school's cafeteria aunt but she said that I was unreasonable, she was reasonable. Then the principal came, but she was not afraid when the principal came, and she picked up a rice spoon and a kitchen knife and walked over to the principal, and hit the principal with a rice spoon and a kitchen knife, so I called the police, she was sentenced to ten years in prison, and a few days ago I saw her begging on the street, and her clothes were in tatters.

Other aunts can always shake off all the meat unconsciously, and there is no chance to turn the tables at all.

Always impatient, saying that the dish is a second late, will say if you can hurry up! And then kill with your eyes.

If you are deaf to death, you will have a dish. She had to fight B dishes. I can't hear my voice shouting hoarsely.

After the fight, I explained that the canteen was too noisy to hear. I also blame us for our small voice, I just charged 100 yuan in my meal card, and people still yelled at you for a dollar. I explained to her that it was 100.

She didn't believe it. I lost my temper and scolded her. Say that you didn't learn math well in elementary school, don't come out and be embarrassed.

100.And are two concepts. The other male classmates in the queue laughed, and the aunt was embarrassed in the end.

I went to the cafeteria to eat at noon yesterday, and then I saw a dish of fungus burning meatballs, so I played a dish, who knew that the aunt gave me a dish that was basically all fungus on two balls, and then the fungus was shaken off some more, half a plate of juice, I asked her if she could give me a plate to occupy ah okay, and then she came to a sentence can eat, can not eat out, after a dish will cost me five yuan (all dishes five yuan is the most expensive), and silently pray in my heart that this person will really have Parkinson's disease in the future.

This situation is often encountered, and it is not pleasant to spend money on food. The grocery shopping aunt gave you less, and it didn't work if she said it. The student union often makes suggestions to the cafeteria, but it is useless.

I just want to say that our junior high school and high school cafeteria aunts have never had a problem with shaking hands, your bowl can be stuffed for you no matter how big it is, and you can't finish eating until you vomit, and there is no aunt in the cafeteria of the university, all of them are student work-study, although the dishes used to make meals are not piled up, but the meals can also make you eat.

At noon, I queued up to eat, and a lot of people lined up to the door of the canteen, and it took nearly an hour to get to me, and then I found that the slow speed was because the aunt who was playing the meal was chatting with the people in the canteen, and said ten words before slowly playing a spoonful of rice, because there was a lot of homework and I wanted to finish it quickly, so I muttered 'Can you hurry up' and then the aunt was fried,