Who has a renovation script ah complete urgent

Gong (carrying the paint box on the field): Hey, I bought a house to decorate, decorate the house and smash the wall first, Huang Da Hammer will quickly follow.

Huang (carrying a bag and carrying a sledgehammer on the field): Coming, coming, decorating and hiring Huang Sledgehammer, smashing this and that, I will smash whoever you let me smash. Intellectuals talk about the division of labor, and there are also large and small workers who wield hammers, with small hammers at 40 a day and big hammers at 80 a day.

Gong: This sledgehammer has doubled?

Huang: Sledgehammer is equivalent to a chef in the catering industry, a master in the technology industry, a big name in the entertainment industry, and a colonel in the army.

Gong: If you take a sledgehammer to rob a bank, it is equivalent to a big case, hurry up and smash it, and give you money after a day. The current security door is of poor quality, and it smashed open the door of my house.

Huang: How can you say that such a good door will be smashed?

Gong: Look, you will be given a key when you are renovated, and what should you do if you take the key to open the door of my house after the renovation is completed? Therefore, the main thing to change the door is not to prevent thieves, but to prevent decorators.

Huang: (After all, it was a sledgehammer that smashed the door) What do you think a few years ago? We pick up what you throw away for decoration, we pick up color TVs when you change rear projections, we take fans when you change air conditioners, and we install wires when you change toilets.

I'll tell you, I'm not uncommon for you to have this security door.

Gong: I'm going to have a European-style closet and a Romanesque glass wall in this house, and I'm going to make a 56-inch rear projection in this place, (pointing to the wall of the bathroom) You smash this wall for me first.

Huang: Big brother, you can't smash this wall, there is a bathroom behind it.

Gong: Why can't you smash it?

Huang: There is a bathroom behind you, and when you look at the rear projection in front, it becomes a live broadcast when you take a shower inside.

Gong: Why don't you have any romance at all, do you think the bathroom is just going to the toilet?

Huang: What else can you do?

Gong: Watching TV here, I can see my wife taking a bath inside.

Huang: How can you still bother to watch TV?

Gong: Oops, you smashed here.

Huang: There is a sketch actor named Pan Changjiang, and there is an anti-theft door like a water tank at home. (smashed down with a sledgehammer).

Gong: Look at such a big hole, isn't it disfigured?

Huang: Big brother, this disfigurement is not disfigurement, disfigurement is equal to beauty.

Lin: (A person emerges from the hole): You smashed the wall of my house, what are you doing!

Gong: I'm sorry! I didn't expect us to share a wall.

Lin: (Walking in through the smashed security door, Huang and Gong are surprised when they see them): What are you doing here? Smashed the doors and walls of my house.

Gong: Is this your home? It's my home.

Lin: What floor is your house?

Gong: (walks out of the door to identify) The 9th floor.

Lin: 9th floor? This is obviously the 6th floor, a few days ago a thief broke my house number, 6 has become 9. (As he spoke, he rotated the house number and suddenly changed back to the house number of 6.) ）

Gong: Ah! This is really not my home.

Lin: Don't say so much, go to the property management to evaluate (pull up Gong and leave).

Huang (who was anxious all of a sudden, followed out): Hey, big brother, I have a small hammer of forty and a big hammer of eighty, you haven't paid the money yet, and the wages of migrant workers can't be in arrears.

I'm sorry, only partially.

Was it performed by Huang Hong at the Spring Festival Gala?

What is a pre-repentant script? Bilunqing.