What tips do you have for fishing at work?

Fishing? Touching fish is an art, and touching fish without being bitten is even more art. I've summarized some tips on how to fish, but without delaying personal tips, as follows:

1. First of all, you have to ensure that your main work is progressing normally, at least compared with the last time. Because if you don't make progress, you're going to be bitten, and after a long time, you'll have to roll up, and in my years of experience, the work can be slow, but you have to make sure that the overall progress is basically up to standard.

2. You need to find out the general habits of the leader. For example, my boss is generally in the office and likes to call people to communicate in the morning, so I promise that I am basically there in the morning, working diligently (in a daze), so that I am on call, but I am working hard. In the afternoon, you can go fishing.

3. Have a good relationship with colleagues. Because of the office, you know, you can occasionally get something small to send to your colleagues, such as small melons and fruits. Cannibalism is really soft-mouthed.

As for how to touch the fish, these three points ensure that you can: escape (15-25min 2 times a day); smoke escape (10min, 2 times a day);

The summary is: the progress of work must be guaranteed, the needs of leaders must be understood, the relationship between colleagues must be good, and it is indispensable to escape from fish.

Fishing at work will only make the time to work slower and slower, and if you put all your energy into work, it will make your time go to work very quickly.

Squatting in the toilet, this is well-known. But there are too few toilet pits, and sometimes it is not your turn.

Smoking in the hallway. Especially when smoking, talk to the boss about the international situation. It was an hour away.

Pick on the thorns of the post. Talk to the leader about the difficulties of your work (made up), and let the leader comfort you. Not only successful paddling, but also improve the favorability of the leader.

Leave the work until the end of the day, listen to **, watch**, and hang games during working hours. After work, let the leader see that you are diligent and hardworking.

In the morning, I punched in at 9 o'clock with breakfast, and when I got to work, I took breakfast out for 10-20 minutes, boiled water and drank tea for 10 minutes after eating, and then went to the toilet to squat for half an hour, and an hour passed in the morning, and nothing was done.

I returned to my seat and was in a daze for half an hour, which was almost 10:30. Work for another half an hour, and do whatever you want in your seat in the middle, at this time 11:

00, began to order takeout, took out the mobile phone to grind and chirp for half an hour to place an order, and then discussed the problem with a colleague for half an hour, and got off work in the morning until 12 o'clock, and did nothing.

Start work in the afternoon, squint first, don't be found at will, go to the toilet, drink tea, and then hang around, do your work, and get off work at the end of the day, and it's a day of nothing.

Why do you go to work and fish? If you don't like the job, quit; Or just stick with it for the sake of this salary!

If you have strong ability and complete it quickly, you can find something to do to improve your self-work ability, and use your free time at work to do self-improvement!

Don't mess around, when you're young, when you're old, you'll be messed with by days!

No matter what the job, do it well! If you really don't like it, just leave your job and find a job you like!

The less time you have to touch the fish, the better.

Toilets, smoking rooms, and pantries are the most commonly used means of fishing, in addition to the data room to check information, and the material warehouse is also a good place to touch fish.

Pretend to be busy, you can stop playing with your phone while fishing, empty your mind, keep your eyes on the computer screen, and preferably open some hard-to-read files, so that others think you are worried about work. If you are tired, go to the toilet to play with your phone, and if you don't want to go to the toilet, go to the stairwell.

When you have nothing to do at work, you can brush up on Douyin, or watch hot news on **, which can't be regarded as fishing, do what you should do well, and the rest of the time will be freely allocated.

Fishing at work refers to employees who are playing, lazy, and not serious at work, and also refers to taking the opportunity to go out to play outside or do their own private affairs during the working hours specified by the work. Most people understand that going to work is to mix up days or time.

Fishing refers to catching fish in the water, and also refers to fishing in troubled waters, which means taking advantage of chaos to make profits privately. Now it also refers to the act of being lazy and not doing a good job. It has appeared in "Eclipse and Shake", "Yanshan Night Talk: An Egg's Belongings" and other articles.

The word "fishing" comes from the seventh continent in the world, Oceania, where students answer questions that they don't know when they take exams.

The main skill of fishing at work is to find someone to touch yourself on the way to work.

Working hours at work for a long time, we can't guarantee long-term concentration, sometimes distracted, some people feel that the work is too boring, will also want to desert during work, will choose to watch, chat, play games, etc. to consume work time, after continuous exploration, may have a set of fishing tips. There is a "Fishing Guide" set up by Tsinghua University to derive the tips of fishing for work, let's learn about it and get new skills.

Turn on the computer, click on the company icon, and do some work when it doesn't fluctuate; **When it fluctuates, try your best to do t; When you don't pursue the company's salary, that's how you work.

What skills do you have for fishing, I think if you have this mentality, then you will be laid off soon. Soon you will be terminated from the contract. Don't have the mentality of touching the fish. It's the best.

Generally, when I go to work, as long as I have a meeting, I always hang my headphones on my ears, listen to songs, listen to **, whatever you want.

At the same time, drink a few glasses of water every morning and afternoon.

Urine and feces.

Then take the shopping card given by the company and buy some snacks, the kind with a large amount.

When colleagues come, they walk around and divide points with colleagues, and chat a few words at the same time. You will want to eat, not more than a few times at a time.

All kinds of escapes, this set down, at least an hour to walk.

What kind of fish? In the end, he became a salted fish.

Rest when you are tired, learn something when you are free, and improve yourself.

Touching the fish seems to be the company's cheapness, but it is actually harming your life.

Generally, I just swipe my phone and borrow a toilet when I walk downstairs, which is difficult to find.

Don't fish at work, work hard, because hard work is the only way to have a good life.

The position of the fish you see in the water is refracted by it, you should calculate the amount in advance, grasp it quickly, do not hold it straight when you catch it, and use both hands to make the fish U-shaped, so that it is not easy to get rid of it. What is the line of the Blacksmith in Dragon Nest?

If you use Win10 computer, you can press Win+D to create a new desktop, Win+ to switch to the next desktop, Win+ to switch to the previous desktop, Win+Tab desktop management, you can see the created desktop and the programs running on all desktops.

Computer Fishing Skills:

There are 3 key combinations that must be learned to touch fishing:

tab+alt (function: quickly open other windows or minimize windows)start(win)+down button (function: minimize windows)alt+f4 (function: close windows).

Welcome

Men and women go to work and fish is to brush Douyin basically.

Don't touch the fish, actively go to work to earn milk powder money.

Look at the comic on the anchor is to touch the fish as the main content, that is, the technicality is a bit high, and then the touch of the fish is the touch of the bright and bright, that is, to see**, do the task of doing** or Jingdong Double Eleven, it's gone.

When you go to work, you should go to work hard, because only by working hard can you be promoted.

Wireless Bluetooth headset, hidden and not easy to detect.

Prerequisites for fishing: You are not busy with work, there are not so many things, and if you can't do enough things like me, you are not qualified ......to fish

1. If you need to use a computer for work, the configuration of the computer must be high, with large memory, and SSD hard disk must be necessary, and it cannot be stuck. If the company's computer is too stuck, please apply for a high-performance computer in the name of work. The computer responds quickly, and switching the workbench at any time is the basic skill of fishing.

2. The choice of workstations in the workplace should be as close as possible to hidden corners, such as backing glass windows or walls, and there are few people walking around. Please use more leafy vegetation for shading, choose tall, wide-foliage vegetation, not cacti. If the employee's workstation is highly exposed and the choice is inconvenient, you can consider being promoted to a leadership position, and the leader will generally have a relatively independent office space, which is more confidential and more convenient to fish.

When the leader is not there, he is lazy and doesn't do anything, and when the leader is there, he seems to work very hard.

Office workers teach eight tricks to fish in troubled waters!

I think I definitely need to be able to read words, and I must pretend when the boss is around. If the boss is not there and the leader is not there, then sometimes you can also fish in the water.

Every time I go to the bathroom, I go to the tuba, and the last time it was at least 10 minutes to start, bring more tissues.

First, the primary model.

1. Paid. The premise of using this technique is to drink plenty of water. Get up and pour water, or change the flavor of tea bags to make tea, as long as you don't stop drinking, you can do it without stopping.

2. Advanced mode.

1. Open word to disguise. You can copy the ** you want to see into the word, and then type a few words from time to time. Of course, if you are a high-grade salted fish, you can also write ** directly in word.

2. Spread the work materials on the table, take a notebook and pretend to remember things, look at the computer from time to time, write a few strokes from time to time, and then flip through the information from time to time, and then frown from time to time, make a little sound, and look as if you have encountered some difficult problems.

3. Organize all kinds of documents. If the boss suddenly visits, and you want to look like you are busy, then open each disk, copy the document and drag it over, and the operation is as fierce as a tiger. When the boss asked, he said he was looking for documents.

4. Pretend to go out to run errands. Change places and continue fishing.

3. Great God Mode.

1. Use shortcut keys. Just remember the following two shortcut keys, alt+tab, to quickly switch windows; Ctrl+W, close the window, then the boss can quickly switch as soon as he comes.

3. Camera matching program. The main principle of the external camera is face recognition, if the camera recognizes that the boss is near, the program automatically switches back to the working screen.

1.I insist on paying to every day, and not with pay, which is not the level of my fishing.

2.When playing the game, the boss came, and decisively pressed: Ctrl+Win+A T+D, as long as the hand speed is fast enough, there is no trace.

3.Expression management should be in place, emotions should be controlled when playing games, and there should be an experience of showing off without teammates.

4.Master these few life-saving shortcuts:

Ctrl+W closes the current window or page.

A t+tab quickly mends the manuscript to bend and change the macro boring window.

Win+D back to the desktop.

Win+M hides the current browsing window.

Remember to hide your taskbar so that even if someone touches your computer while you're going to for pay, you won't notice it at once.

5.Female students can bring a Bluetooth headset to listen to songs, cover them with their hair, and male students can bring a headset directly, turn on the PR or silhouette and put it in the background if you like that.

6.If the work can be delayed, you must not solve it in advance, because the longer you delay, the more time you will have to fish.

7.Change the chat group with your friends to "xx project work group".

8.If you're leaving your desk to go fishing, remember to bring a notebook and pen for great results.

9.When you visit the circle of friends, don't give a thumbs up to the guide, or do you want the leader to send one? It's hard to get back.

10.When you go to work in the morning, be sure to allocate your own fishing time.

The purpose of the fishing technique is to make sure that you have completed all the tasks of the day. 9-10 p.m. and 4-5 p.m. are the best times to fish. For people who have just experienced the torture of commuting, because they can't get into work quickly, the hour or two after arriving at the company in the morning is more suitable for less brain-moving work such as handling emails, making work plans, and filling in various materials.

Some leaders also prefer to hold morning meetings during this time period, and the time fragmentation is serious, so it is more suitable to touch one or two fish by the way. In the afternoon, after about 3 hours of focused work, 4-5 o'clock is the time period when everyone generally needs to rest. It's a good idea to have a snack to replenish your energy, or to get up and walk around.

3.Is there anything more motivated to do these things than brushing questions, studying or attending classes while fishing? Touching fish, the first recommended when surfing the Internet by the way to understand the industry information, many times inadvertently glanced, can provide many cases for our work noise, and even bring inspiration to have a set of elegant fishing skills, after all, occasionally paddling is also human nature.

When our company moved to the current location the year before last, the executive little sister set up all the best locations as energy areas, with refrigerators, capsule coffee machines, tea bags, etc. Then panoramic floor-to-ceiling windows and bedside tables and barstools. Trust me, definitely great place to hang out.

Whenever I have no ideas at work, I will go to make a small green mandarin, wolfberry water, coffee and so on.

We are on the top floor, and there is also a charity café in cooperation with a well-known coffee chain, where we go to buy coffee during working hours. Because it is a public welfare coffee, ** is less than half of the market, so it is also quite affordable, sometimes I will call colleagues to go upstairs to buy coffee together, and you can chat when you wait for the elevator, and you can chat with the coffee when you meet it.

There are also low stools and sofa cushions by the window, so you can drink whatever you want. Of course, the premise is that your boss is not in a hurry to find you. There are also friends who choose to squat on the toilet with pay every morning, well, due to the limited number of pits, I think if the bladder is not good, the stomach is not good, don't try it easily.