A collection of short humorous jokes 60W words or more .

No matter what! It's still funny!

Let me tell you the truth!

Secretary Luo stood up very solemnly and sang the Internationale as soon as he opened his mouth...

The amazing thing is: all the leaders present have no expressions! What's even more powerful is that the party members at the bottom have simply transferred the internationale to the national anthem!

Are you a human 60w word ghost can type up to 1000 words yes** who would be so bored to make a 60w word joke b sweat waterfall sweat.

1. Boss: Sell socks! Three dollars a pair!

Me: It's cheaper, three pairs for ten dollars! Boss:

I can't sell ...... more than that2: I once went to buy mutton skewers, stretched out 4 fingers and said to the boss, "3 lamb skewers", and the boss was blinded, "How many?" I held out 3 more fingers and said "4" ......3：

Our general manager's surname is Zhou Shisen, once he called, I was driving, and I opened my mouth nervously and said:"***……"4: Cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots:

Go, diced the carrots! I am closed".

Get lost. "2, it's not my fault that I fell in love with you, it's all your big chest and waist that are to blame.

3. Some words are only said to those who understand, such as the English listening test.

5. Money is so aggrieved that everyone says they love it, but they take it to trade with others.

6. Since I got a tan, my face is no longer blue, my teeth are white, and I can't see blushing when I'm shy. Unexpectedly, there was such an unexpected gain!

7. How can love be without pain? Cupid shot an arrow after all.

8, Xueba is motivated by grades, and scumbags are motivated by homework, I am amazing, and sleeping in class is motivated!

9. There was a man who looked like an onion, and he cried as he walked.

10, a male deer, it walked and walked, and it went faster and faster, and finally it became a highway (deer)!

11, A turtle walks over a pile of poop but leaves only 3 footprints on it. Why?? Because it pinched its nose with one hand!!

Dogs and pigs are good friends.

One day the dog fell into the dry well, and the pig was in a hurry to turn around on it, and the dog said, "Go find a rope and let me hold on to one end of the rope, and then you can go out." ”

When the pig found the rope, he jumped into the dry well, took the end of the rope and said, "Hold on, you go up first, and leave me alone." ”

The dog cries, and some friends are not necessarily smart, but they are worth having for a lifetime.