100 300 words of humorous jokes

1. One day, I invited a friend to dinner, and it is estimated that he ate too much, and kept hiccuping on the bus: "Uh, uh, uh," and a little rabbit cub sat on his mother's lap next to him, and he answered with a milky voice: "Song to the sky!"

The whole car was laughing like crazy, and I was the only one who held it there, holding it until ...... internal injuries

Christmas is coming, a unit holds a Christmas party, because there are many programs, Santa Claus usually comes out at the end to bless everyone. The actor who plays Santa Claus has nothing to do, and there he takes off his beard and eats chicken legs. When the host said:

Now it's up to Santa Claus to congratulate everyone on Merry Christmas. There is Santa Claus please. At this time, the actor who played Santa Claus went on stage in a panic, forgot to put on the beard and went on stage.

The host doesn't look right, why doesn't this Santa Claus have a beard? Forget to say, "Who are you?" At this time, he knew that he had forgotten to wear a beard, and he said in a hurry: "I am Santa's grandson." The host immediately said:

Father: Son! You're so old, it's time to find a wife.

Son: yes! But in the vast sea of people, whose wife am I looking for?

A man was sentenced to 12 years in prison and was bored in prison. One day, he noticed that an ant could understand him, so he began to train it. A few years later, the ant would not only do handstands, but also somersault, much to his pride.

When he finally got out of prison, the first thing he did was run to the bar, ready to show off his amazing ant.

He ordered a beer from the bartender, then took the ant out of his pocket and put it on the table, and said to the bartender"Look at this ant. "The bartender came over, slapped the ant to death, and said to him apologetically

I'm sorry, I'll get you a new one right away! "

In elementary school nature class, the teacher told us that if we tap our knees there, we will have a knee jerk reflex. I got home and hit my dad in the knee with a hammer, and my dad got up and kicked me. It turned out to be old.

One day, the crab got sick. He told the snail to buy medicine. After two hours, the snail has not returned. The crab screamed in a hurry, saying why is the snail so slow? Directly the snail said not far from the door, if you call me again, I won't go.

Once upon a time, there was a man who was very brainless. Funny, right?

Joke. Hahaha......There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, what was going on? It's a joke!

It was Li Weijie's turn, and he swaggered up. Ke Yi pointed at him and said, "Proud and arrogant.

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Weijie fell on all fours. We saw it, and we all burst into laughter. Some laughed with their stomachs covered, some slapped the table and laughed, and some laughed with tears ......Li Weijie got up quickly, trotted up to the podium, we were still laughing loudly, Li Weijie "sent" a roll of the eyes to us and began to tell jokes, he said:

One day, a man picked up a very dirty piece of money, and he took the money to the bank and said, 'Pretty girl, can I change money?' ''Yes.'' The waiter took his money and gave it to him a brand new one.

We are all confused, is this a joke? He continued to say: "He took the money and went to buy vegetables without even looking at it, and he gave the boss the money when he bought a pound of fish."

The boss said, 'You'd better go to the debater again and change the money.' Do you know why the boss said that? "Because it's fake money.

Xiaoli said that other classmates also agreed with her idea. "It's not. Li Weijie quietly told Mr. Cao about the results.

We were all very curious, and some of our classmates even quietly went up to listen. The teacher said, "Because the man gave five cents."

We laughed, some laughing with our stomachs covered, some laughing at the table, and some laughing with our mouths covered.

What a funny joke!