Why can t I change the Ultraman Divine Light Stick I bought?

Tell the monster first, wait a little longer!

After you finish researching the new electric light stick, then you will have dinner with your parents, after eating ice cream, after eating watermelon, after watching the World Cup, after taking a shower, after brushing your teeth, and before you wake up the next day!

And remember to remind the fat monster that after eating breakfast and going to the toilet, you will come to the duel again, or you will be afraid of low blood pressure and be confused!

First of all, you have to understand what Ultraman is.

Ultraman isn't some Superman or anything like that.

Ultraman is actually Hikari.

As long as you can turn yourself into light.

I promise you don't use the Divine Light Stick.

I can also become Ultraman.

Because you didn't buy a real god light stick worth a thousand dollars.

Because the real Ultraman is on TV.,And that's what you bought, it's not real.,If it's true, it's not broken? If everyone can transform, then the earth will blow up ......

The gentleman doesn't use his words, you beat him with words! Let him admit his mistake in shame. Or you just tell him, "You've been defeated by me!!" "That's it.

Children must first succeed themselves. Palace.

You watch Ultraman's TV first, and when you see Ultraman, you smash the TV, and you get into it yourself, and you can change, and that's how I became, believe me!!

The landlord stroked a tube to sleep.

Because you're not Ultraman.

Da Gu burst into tears, little one. Wake up

...You can go to the supermarket to return it... You tell him it's expired... It doesn't work...

Not everyone can be transformed.

- Are you joking or something.

Little brother, don't be obsessed, Ultraman is illusory, and the Japanese came up with it. You think, if you can become Ultraman by buying a godlight stick, then those who sell it will have to change and rob a long time ago. You're naïve, and I can understand that I was an Ultra fan when I was a kid!

I think it should be realistic ... It's this era.,Those mysterious magic and the like are all fantasies.,Of course, everyone has indulged in those gods, devils and monsters.,I hope you can wake up as soon as possible.,Collect the transformation stick.,The most memorable.。。。

Hello landlord. I'm Ultraman Regerdor, who manages the M78 Nebula Nation of Light transformer salesman.

There are several common problems with the inability of your Ultraman Transformer to transform.

1: Maybe your faith isn't enough, and only after you die in the fight against the monster will the transformation device take effect, allowing you to resurrect and become Ultraman.

2: Maybe you are not an earthling, our products are only for earthlings, I think it is necessary for you to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension.

3: It may be that the transformation props you buy are shoddy products, there are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small traders make fake transformation devices for everyone to buy in order to make money. So please be sure to check if there is a unique "Ultra Label" on the back of the transformer, which says "M78".

4: It may be that the transformer itself is malfunctioning, please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free within 30,000 years. But because I'm busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling", I'm going to fly you to the land of Ultra yourself.

5: The mantra of the transformer is not pronounced correctly, our transformation spell is more than 30 bytes long, and the transformation must be clear, pronounce the transformation spell word for word, and complete the wheel scumbag recitation within 3 seconds, so it must be professionally trained, this Liang Bang, please trouble your former Chinese teacher. It's all on the spell manual, read it yourself.

6: It may be that Ultraman represented by this transformation device is at odds with you, so I don't want to merge with you to defeat the monster.

7: It may be that your age has not yet reached the age of Ultraman himself, our Ultraman is only 10,000 years old before he can come to Earth to fight, which is 21 years old compared to the human class. Maybe you're too young to fight monsters, so please wait a few more years.

8: Maybe you don't want to transform because you want to save the earth, but because you love to be in the limelight, and your mentality transformer is clear. If you don't have the right mindset, the shapeshifter can't recognize you as a savior, so you can't transform.

9: Maybe you are holding Ultraman Tiga's transformation device, but the Ultraman in your heart is Eddie, and there is a conflict between the two, so you can't complete the transformation (just use the analogy between Tiga and Eddie).

Of course you can't transform, Ultraman is a sci-fi cartoon is fake, and it won't be in real life!

I think it's better to buy it, and I can be satisfied when I buy it!

As one of the leading merchants of the M78 Nebula on Earth, I analyzed that you may have the following problems:

1, because our Ultraman transformer sells well all over the world, so illegal traders have also made a copycat version of Ultraman transformer, trying to confuse customers with fake and real, we strongly condemn this illegal trader, so I hope that customers please look for the anti-counterfeiting trademark M78 when buying Ultraman transformer, not made

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These words, of course, since we are a large global company, copycats can appear all over the world, and Japan is no exception.

2, our company produces the transformation device is required verification code, please confirm before the transformation to enter the verification code to be able to transform correctly, our official verification code is "Ultraman, see above", please say the verification code and pose before the transformation before the transformation (see page 213 of the manual for the transformation posture).

3,Here's an extra note.,You can't use the special move dynamic light wave when you just transform.,Because the dynamic light wave has an opening cooldown.,You need to wait for a while before you can release the dynamic light wave.,So don't expect to use the dynamic light wave to destroy your classmates just after the transformation.,In addition, the length of the cooldown time of the dynamic light wave is directly related to your belief in Ultraman.,Please confirm.,Thank you.。

4, If you still can't successfully transform, please call our company's ** number 3838438, we will provide door-to-door maintenance services, if you still can't successfully transform, we will send Ultraman to assist you in eliminating your classmates, please continue to support our company's products, thank you.

Because you bought a counterfeit, you bought Ultraman Tiga's Divine Light Stick there, let's go and settle accounts with him.

Why are you so boring.

Because Ultraman is Japanese.