What are some of the most impressive reactions?

In the fourth year of the Han Dynasty, the general Han Xin listened to Kuaitong's demagoguery, regardless of the Han envoy Li Shi Qi alliance that had been reached, sent troops without authorization, and attacked the Qi State, the King of Qi was furious, cooked Li Shiqi, and then fled, and Han Xin, who was sure to win the battle and take the attack, took advantage of the situation to occupy the entire Qi State.

After Han Xin occupied the state of Qi, he wrote a letter to Liu Bang, the king of Han, to the effect that I think there should be a king in Qi, you see, can you ignore me as a false king.

The messenger sent the letter to Liu Bang, Liu Bang was furious, I, Liu Bang, was fishing bait in Xingyang, fishing for Xiang Yu, but you Han Xin was wandering in Zhao and didn't come to save me for a long time, even if you didn't care about the fact that I had reached an alliance with Qi State, you sent troops to occupy Qi without authorization, and after occupying Qi land, you asked me for a fake king?

The furious Liu Bang couldn't help but blurt out: I'm trapped here, and if I want to come to support me, do I want to establish myself as a king? Zhang Liang and Chen Ping, who were beside Liu Bang, heard Liu Bang's remarks, and hurriedly stretched out their feet to step on Liu Bang, Liu Bang's left and right feet were stepped on at the same time, and they reacted immediately, and then continued to scold:

The eldest husband determines the princes, that is, the real king's ear, why is it false? 」

This on-the-spot reaction is unparalleled through the ages.

The story of Yan Zi making Chu.

When Yan Zi came to the state of Chu, the king of Chu ordered someone to close the city gate and let Yan Zi enter through this hole.

Yan Zi looked at it and said to the receptionist, "This is a dog cave, not a city gate. Only when you visit the 'Dog Country' do you go in from the Dog Cave. I'll wait here for a while. You first go and ask to understand what kind of country Chu is. ”

The king of Chu had no choice but to order the city gate to be opened to greet Yanzi.

When we were in junior high school, there was a period of strict snacking habits, and during that time, there were staff on duty at the entrance of the school's supermarket. One Sunday afternoon, I bought a lollipop without class and evaded the investigation of the staff on duty, and I was quite happy to eat and walk, and I ran into our principal before I walked 200. Then he immediately greeted the principal and bowed ninety degrees.

So not only was I not caught snaking, but I was also praised.

Once the school held a school sports meeting, the athlete in charge of leading the team accidentally tripped while walking, fortunately the classmates in front of him helped him in time, the two faced each other, the classmate came to a sentence "Brother Xian, please get up, why do you have to do such a big gift", a sentence instantly resolved the embarrassment, and the surrounding classmates laughed.

Huang Bo is a star that everyone likes very much, Huang Bo hosted a time at the Golden Horse Awards, when Zheng Yuling and Cai Kangyong made Huang Bo difficult in various ways, Huang Bo made the stars applaud at that time, which was very profound, in fact, there were many classics of Huang Bo on the spot, so I will not introduce them one by one.

In the finals of "I Am a Singer", contestant Sun Nan suddenly announced his withdrawal from the competition at the scene, which caught the organizers off guard. Fortunately, the host of that time was the experienced Wang Han, who organized a rescue speech on the spot, which resolved the embarrassment and bought time for the program team to discuss solutions.

A Western journalist said: "Excuse me, how much money does the People's Bank of China have?" ”

To put it mildly: "The monetary funds of the People's Bank of China?" There are 18 yuan, 8 jiao and 8 points.

When he saw the puzzled look of the crowd, he explained: "People's Bank of China issued 10 kinds of main and auxiliary renminbi in denominations of 10 yuan, 5 yuan, 2 yuan, l yuan, 5 jiao, 2 jiao, l jiao, 5 cents, 2 cents, and 1 cent, totaling 18 yuan, 8 jiao, and 8 cents......”

A press conference was held to introduce China's achievements in construction. There are two possibilities for this journalist to ask such a question, one is to ridicule China for being poor, having poor strength, and an empty treasury; One is to spy on China's economic intelligence. On high-level diplomatic occasions, he also showed a witty and humorous demeanor, which was impressive.

How do you think you can prepare such a question in advance, how can you do it without eloquence and rapid thinking?

Speaking of things that test IQ such as on-the-spot reactions, only a logging elite like my brother Qiang can play it!

Next, I'll pass on some experience to you, I hope you can be as handsome and smart as Brother Qiang and me!

I remember one summer, I was taking a nap at home.

Drip, drip, drip. Drip, drip, drip. Drip, drip, drip.

Ah?..Fat Bo, bring me the **. I shouted weakly.

Meow. Fat Bo lazily got out of bed to get **.

Hey?..Who? At this time, disturb Brother Qiang's sleep.

Bald strong !! Why didn't you cut down the tree!! Don't you want to do it!! I don't want my salary for the first half of the year, don't I want it!!

Oooh, Lee. Boss Li. I.

I. I chopped, chopped. I've probably cut down more than 20 trees in the morning, isn't it noon, I'll come back for a meal, and I'm going to take a five-minute break and go and cut down the trees.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Oh, that's good! Hurry up and get two more minutes of sleep! When you're full, go and cut down a tree for me!! If you don't see wood at night, hum!!

Yes, yes, yes, Boss Li, I'll go cut down trees after a while.

It's two minutes up!! If you don't cut down trees, I'll deduct your salary!!

Toot toot. Alas, those who work are miserable.

But I still admire my on-the-spot reaction!

Obviously, I slept all morning in a daze, and I didn't cut a single sapling, but I was able to blow a perfect cow B under Boss Li's aggressive momentum....Brother Qiang, I'm so wise and martial!

Alas, my bald head can fry eggs in the sun outside, how can I go out and cut down trees!

Besides, how can it be possible to chop a cart of wood in half a day!

What to do? What to do?

I kept meditating and fell asleep.

Drip, drip, drip. Drip, drip, drip. Drip, drip, drip.

v) Well?..Fat Bo, bring me the **. I shouted lazily.

Meow. Fat Bo staggered out of bed to get **.

Hey?..Who? Excuse me at this time.

Bald strong !! It's six o'clock, why haven't you sent the wood yet!! Are you kidding me!!

Oh. No, no, no, no, Boss Li. This one.

This one. Oh, Boss Li, I'm sorry, I was driving to deliver wood to you just now, and I was hit by a drunk driver as soon as I got to the Bear Bridge, and then the car lost control and fell into the river. Oh, it's a shame that I jumped out of the car early, otherwise I wouldn't be able to help you cut wood for Boss Li again.

Oh, that's it! Okay, then I'll buy another car tomorrow and find someone to send it to you, and tomorrow you can cut down a tree for me! Also, the money to buy a car is deducted directly from your salary!

Toot toot. This door-slamming boss Li! Hum!

But once again, I threw myself to the ground with the five bodies I admired! I was speechless again when I just woke up, hahahaha.

But pity my wages.

To say that I have encountered amazing on-the-spot reactions, there are really a lot, this is also something I have never experienced personally, this kind of thing is really anxious, sometimes, once the reaction can not be done, it may cause a certain amount of regret.

Once, my colleagues and I worked overtime until almost 9 o'clock in the evening, and we hadn't eaten yet, at this time, the subjective leader came, and when I saw that the comrades were still working overtime, I said a word, who didn't eat, at this time, I saw a colleague who said I didn't eat, at this time, subjectively took out a box of pizza, and said eat, I just bought it.

Then, I said again, other comrades who eat, at the end of the month, one person will be paid 200 yuan overtime, what is the situation, suddenly which colleague said, subjectively I ate lunch, but the subjective was directly speechless, this is really an amazing on-the-spot reaction. <>

When I was in junior high school, there was a boy in the class playing with a girl's mobile phone in class, and the teacher found that he was making small movements, and walked over to let him take it out, he didn't take it, the teacher was about to grab it, the girl took out a book of questions in class and asked the teacher that she didn't understand this, the teacher looked at the notebook, the girl glared at the boy, the boy handed the mobile phone from under the book, and then the teacher asked the boy to hand it over, and the boy took out his English homework.

At the company's all-hands meeting, the chairman was speaking at the top, and it was super quiet below, I didn't bother to turn on Siri on my phone, and then Siri interrupted the chairman's speech, "I don't understand what you're talking about" ......The audience burst into laughter, I wanted to die, and the chairman said, "Yes, everyone has to sleep and wake up!" ”<