What are some of the jokes that you can t think of ending?

If you haven't been married for ten years and I haven't been married for ten years, then ......You must also be studying medicine."

...... for the rest of your lifeIt's me to be beautiful, it's me to be thin, and it's still me to get rich."

I think there are a lot of jokes that I can't think of to solve, but I can't think of any of them when I suddenly say them.

Double 11 to buy a pair of shoes, particularly cost-effective, the boss said fake one pay three, I happily went to unpack the package, the result is three pairs of shoes opened, I ......Boss, you can be sincere.

There is someone selling IQ on a certain treasure. When you find out that you have been cheated after topping up, your IQ will improve in the process. And this proves that the merchant is not lying to you, your conclusion is wrong, and your IQ is not improving.

There are restaurants that secretly sell puffer fish, and a few young men try it. Someone casually asked the boss: "In case of poisoning, what is the way to detoxify?"

The boss said: "If you feel unwell, you should go out for a run, sweat more, and detoxify more." Everyone thought it made sense, and they ate it.

While eating, a young man reacted, "What the boss meant just now, could it be that we die as far as we want?" ”

My husband is in charge of the house, and I pay all my wages with him. "After listening to it, I didn't say anything more, and hung up **, hey! It's really unpredictable.

I angrily replied and slapped the man next to the bed, "You dare to lie to me that I have no money!" Your wife said that the salary is all in you! ”

A team scanned a dog's brain with an MRI in 2016 and found that the dog uses the left brain to process language, and the study was published. However, it took more than a year for the team of researchers to realize that people go in lying down, while dogs go in on their stomachs, so the left and right brains are reversed...

When the girl sharpens the pencil, she doesn't use her hand to make a cut, and the boy who likes her sees this, and immediately takes the pencil knife in the girl's hand and cuts out a hole in his hand. The girl asked him, "What are you doing here?"

The boy stared at the girl affectionately and said, "Look, then we are two." Half a month later, the boy died of tetanus bacilli.

Twenty-year-old Xiao Chen and fifty-two-year-old neighbor Uncle Wang are old friends, and last week they were ready to marry as brothers on a whim, so they found a basin filled with half a basin of water, took two knives and cut their fingers each, ready to make a bloody alliance. Unexpectedly, the blood of the two of them melted together.

I went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, but suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The owner of the pharmacy said, I have been selling drugs for 30 years, and you only need to say the two words in the name of the medicine, and I will know what the medicine is. I thought about it for a moment and said, I only remember the last two words of the name of the medicine.

The boss asked, what words? I said, capsules. The boss estimates that mental activity is like this.

I advise you not to uninstall your favorite games easily, I think playing games is too wasteful of time, uninstalling games for almost two weeks, and today I came back again, because I found that not playing games is also a waste of time.

Xiao Ming finally became a rich man.

Xiao Ming finally married him.

Of course, it's those jokes with a strange painting style.

If I don't care about you anymore, I just don't love you anymore.

Personally, I think there are a lot of jokes now!

There is a couple who love to eat durian, but they are afraid of smoking their five-year-old son, so they hide in the kitchen to eat, when the five-year-old son pushes open the door and shouts, "Okay, you are eating behind my back." ”

I went to the park and wanted to play with the swing in front of me, so I walked over and discussed with the child who was playing: "Kid, are you alone?" The child nodded, so he smiled and said to him: Let me play, or I will kill you.

Take your girlfriend home to meet your parents: "Mom, this is my girlfriend." ”

Mom looked at her girlfriend and said, "Why are you looking for one like this?" ”

My girlfriend's face changed in an instant, and I hurried to play a round.

Mom, she's my girlfriend, speak politely, we really love each other. ”

Unexpectedly, my mother pulled my girlfriend and said:

Girl, you are so beautiful, why are you looking for such a person, this makes me explain ...... to your parents”

I remember a middle school exam, in which the topic of the Chinese essay was: "A Letter to the Mouse", and a man of God in my class wrote a letter to the mouse, "squeaking" from the beginning to the end, squeaking 500 words! In the end, the teacher asked him to translate what it meant for the whole class!

When I went to eat hot pot on holidays, I saw a striking statement on the wall of the hot pot restaurant: The sheep are raised by themselves, the vegetables are grown by themselves, and the oil is squeezed by themselves, reminding customers to eat with confidence. When it was time to pay, I quietly said to the boss:

Boss, this money is drawn by myself, please feel free to use it! The boss chased me for several streets with a knife, but he didn't catch up. Cut, it's funny, the legs are my own long.

Let's tell me a joke of my own, I heard my mother say it the other day. Once my mother and aunt came, there was no sanitary napkin at home, except for her, I had a living mouth, so my mother gave me a few dollars to go to the village shop to buy, poor I was only five years old, a few hundred meters away from the memory is a little blurred, so I bought back a pack of monosodium glutamate. I laughed like crazy when I heard it, I didn't expect me to be so cute when I was a kid.

One day Fly was having dinner with her mother. The fly asked her mother, "Mom, why do we have to eat poop every day." Her mother said, "Son, don't say such disgusting things when you eat, eat while it's hot." ”

When I was a student, I was smoking in the toilet with my brother, and suddenly the dean of students came in, and I threw the cigarette and pushed it against my friend, who was facing the door, and my friend just took a puff, and when he turned around, he looked at the dean in horror, and the dean asked, "What are you doing?" He spit out the cigarette in his mouth and said tremblingly, "Me."

I'm mad!

She was forced to borrow money from the president, and the president gave her 10 million on the spot, and then asked jokingly: "How do you repay me?" ”

She looked at him nervously, "You can do whatever you want." ”

The president smiled and said, "Really? I hope you can divorce your husband. ”

No, I won't die with you, I love him, and I won't leave her for the rest of my life. She said angrily and resolutely.

But I also love him, which onion are you? The president said calmly.

I have a strong mother, I remember when I was a child, my mother took me on a bicycle, I got into the wheel of the caster, and my mother felt that she couldn't pedal, so she stood up and pedaled.