If everyone thinks it s funniest, say the funniest thing

Vicious circle. Teacher: Why are your grades so poor?

Student: Think about your reasons and our reasons ... You'll think there's a reason why we're doing poorly.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Student: Think about your reasons and our reasons ... You'll think there's a reason why we say that.

Teacher: Don't talk about your reasons, but also our reasons. All right???

Student: Think about your reason, and our reason, and after a few seconds the teacher had a heart attack.

One day, the rabbit and the black bear were pooping. The black bear asked the rabbit: Rabbit, what if the fur gets on the poop? The rabbit looked very indifferent and said, "What's the matter?" I don't care, and as a result, the black bear grabbed the rabbit to wipe the poop.

Wang Ba glared at the turtle and looked at his balls and said: Little Wang Baba, when will you become a big Wang Ba?

A few days later, the little Wang Ba came out of the shell and said: You old bastard, you started scolding me before I was born.

You say get out, I'm out; You say back, sorry, get out of the way.

Once upon a time, there was a temple in a mountain, and there was a monk named Lao Tao in the temple.

one car come , one car go , two car pengpeng , one car dea.

Question: If a Chinese student witnesses a traffic accident in California, USA, and the police come and ask him if you know what happened, what should you say to him?

One car: one car come one car go, two car peng peng, one car die.

Don't cry, Auntie will take you to the market to watch others eat candy.

A: Hahaha.

B: Hahaha.

C: Hahaha.

Ding: Hahaha.

Aren't you laughing)

Barley soup for doing things!

The night gave me black eyes, and I used them to roll my eyes.

Brushing your teeth is a mixed bag, as we usually hold cups in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

Shuai has a fart, but in the end, he was not trampled to death by a pawn.

It rained twice this week, the first for 4 days and the second for 3 days.

Let's be honest, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, the truth thinks!

I never bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

I am Ragnar. Brad Edge.

I'm not human. I am your father.

Friend, do you think I'm going to watch you die? No, it won't, I'll close my eyes.

I don't go to hell, whoever loves it will go down, don't force me to go down, I'm afraid of the dark... It's good to do a personalized signature) hehe.

I'll just say three sentences, the first one is one, and I'm done.

Knowing that Hi is not dead, he prefers to die