What s the weirdest thing you ve ever seen about exams?

When I was in college, my roommate actually wrote the answer on his calf in order to cheat, and pretended to cross his leg to peek at the answer during the exam. In order to see the answer more clearly, she shaved her leg hair a day earlier. It's really weird!

Candidates do their own questions, and the teacher only needs to hand out blank papers.

A student took the college entrance examination, and his mother went to the temple to pray to the Bodhisattva three times and nine times, and sent thousands of yuan for incense.

It's a real cramming.

Isn't it ironic to treat scientific things with superstitious thoughts?

Actually, I'd love to keep this issue anonymous because it's one thing that happened to me. When I was in college, my classmates took the English level 4 test together, and I was responsible for staying in the dormitory to send the answers to them, and I sent text messages to more than a dozen people by myself, and the answers were bought from others, and as a result, none of the more than a dozen people in our class passed the test, which shows that there are too many ** in the exam now, and it is too embarrassing to say this.

When I was in college, I really had this kind of final exam, so I tied a horizontal bar to myself and prayed to the sky.

I've seen people burn incense in order to do well in the exam, and they have traveled thousands of miles.

In everyone's opinion, sleeping on exams is not unusual. However, before our college entrance examination, the teacher said that it is strange that some people can fall asleep during the college entrance examination, and that battle scares you. However, when I took the college entrance examination, the buddy next to me really fell asleep.

Let's just talk about me, since I was a child, I was distracted by my eyes in class, and when I was in elementary school, I was carried to the podium by the head teacher to study how I kept staring at the blackboard, and why my grades were so poor, and then I found out that I was actually ......distracted in classThis habit extended to the college entrance examination mathematics exam, I was distracted by the test, and this distraction was more than 20 minutes before I realized that I was ...... the college entrance examinationNow I'm sitting in my college classroom and continuing to wander ......

During a mock exam in high school, the boy on my left suddenly slipped under the table, and the key is that he is still in our class, I have to say, this guy is simply weird.

This is a fun thing I encountered when I was in high school academic proficiency test, when I was taking the political exam, a boy behind me, seeing that the girl on my right wrote a lot, stretched his neck and kept copying the girl's paper, and the copy was called a cheer, and the boy asked the girl after the exam, you wrote very well, but the girl said, I am a scholar, all written blindly. At that time, the boy's face was green, and now I want to laugh when I think about that scene.

1. In the first Chinese test in high school, the invigilator was very bored because of the use of a signal blocker, so he paced with his hands behind his back in the classroom, looking around.

Pacing from front to back, the footsteps are steady and loud. When we got to the back, it stopped, and a few minutes later the footsteps sounded again, this time in a hurry.

As soon as I looked up, I saw him hurrying from the back to the front, picking up the chalkboard eraser and chalk, and walking to the back with his feet in the wind.

Then I heard the grinding of chalk and the chalkboard. After the exam, I turned around and found that the blackboard on the blackboard behind me was ......has been reworked.

2. In the sophomore year, during the exam, the students were working hard, but the teacher was confused on the podium.

Teacher: Whoever went to the wrong examination room, no one answered. The teacher began to make his rounds and walked to one place, "What are you doing, classmate", teacher, I am studying on my own! ""Get out! "

3. There was an exam, and the Academic Affairs Office came to check in the middle of the exam, and the atmosphere was serious. When I walked next to me, a buddy in front of me on the right was probably a little nervous, and accidentally shook off the cheat sheet when he turned the scroll.

As a result, when he bent over, he found this buddy's mobile phone hidden under the seat, he frowned slightly, took the mobile phone and said: "Your little classmate is very unconscious, I'll help you keep it first."

Then the leader showed a kind smile again: "Let's take the exam, what's your name?" Come and get my phone after class."

As we all know, college exams are a mix of AB curls. The leader leaned over to take a closer look and found that even the scroll was not his.

4. In the examination room, a student A was caught cheating in the exam, and the teacher was ready to write down his candidate number, but A refused to let the teacher read the paper and begged bitterly.

Because the candidate number is connected, the teacher turns to student B in the back and tries to push out the candidate number of B from A.

As a result, when he picked up the B roll, he accidentally found the cheat sheet he pressed underneath.

5. There was a general exam in high school, and there was a boy next to me who kept peeking at my papers, but I ignored him and continued to do the questions with a serious face.

Then finally I handed in the paper, talked to me secretly, told me that I had done a question wrong, what should be the correct one, let me calculate it again, and then I had another calculation, the same result, ignoring him. And then he was very persistent ......In the end, he was right.

In fact, at first I thought he wanted to copy my volume, but it turned out that he was a great god, and he had nothing to do after writing......

As a professional cheating writer for exams, I feel sweaty palms and cold backs when I recall those cheating days. It's like writing on your thighs, with small slips of paper on the pen case, and a cheat sheet glued to the back of the pad. Never miss a cheat every time.

But professionally, I'm still not as good as those senior cheating experts in the exam room.

One of the most memorable exams, there was a teacher standing in front of and behind the podium in the examination room, and there were 24 students in the class, but this did not stop some people from cheating their determination. At first, there was silence in the exam room, but slowly I began to notice some patterns, as if the frequency of the classmates next door tapping the desk with a pen was very strange. As smart as I am, I can hear that one sound is A, the second tone is B, the third tone is C, and the fourth sound D is written next door to me according to the frequency.

I was indignant, after all, although I found the pattern, I didn't know which question to start copying, and I secretly prayed in my heart that the invigilator would catch them!

Sure enough, the invigilator came over and compared their papers, and then the papers were confiscated. It's no wonder that the sound of the next door knocking on the table is so oblivious that the invigilator stands behind for 5 minutes without realizing it.

What's even more bizarre is that after the exam, in order not to be notified of criticism and introspection, the next door went home, and the teacher couldn't make a hard bubble, crying, making trouble and hanging himself, and the whole class echoed his heart-rending cry, and the teacher was messy in the wind. Seeing that the teacher was unmoved, he turned on the splash mode again, holding the teacher's thigh and not letting go, no matter how the teacher swayed, he would never let go like a kraft candy.

The end of offending the teacher is to report the criticism and tell all the teachers and students about his glorious deeds. In addition, parents will take it back for reflection for three days and return to school with the review book.

Someone wrote: If you want to know what the answer is, please listen to the next breakdown and teacher, please give me pen and ink. The former is hilarious, the latter is funny.

I once helped to correct the test papers of the lower grades, and the most bizarre test paper I have ever seen is the question that I can't write, and there is a Monkey King drawn on it, and the drawing is so lifelike that I want to score him.

The whole answer sheet of the essay drew a Daji to the teacher to ask for mercy (and also exposed himself to play games every day). It was obviously a geography question, but he answered it as a political question, from national strategy to international relations.

I've seen those who write directly that I can't, those who draw pictures in the test papers, and those who write the teacher's name directly. These ways of answering questions are really weird, I think the grading teacher will be angry when he sees it.

These are very impressive for us, as adults, we need to be the right children.