Who knows what funny jokes are there? I m going to laugh

The next day for the exam, the biology teacher brought a bird covered with a cloth. He then exposed the bird's legs and asked the students to guess what it was. I really didn't know, so I handed in the blank paper.

When the teacher saw that he was very angry, he asked, "Why did you hand in the blank paper?" What is your name?

When I heard this, I rolled up my trouser legs in a huff, exposed them and said, "Now it's your turn to guess who I am, right?"

The teacher ordered anyone who spoke in class to stand at the back of the classroom and say what he said out loud ten times. One day in class, Xiaolan and the classmates sitting next to her bit their ears and were caught by the teacher.

The teacher said angrily: "Xiaolan, punish the back!" Say what you just said out loud ten more times. Xiaolan walked to the back of the classroom with her head down and began to murmur in a low voice.

The teacher scolded again: "Be louder! Let the whole class hear! ”

Xiaolan shouted loudly: "The teacher's zipper is not pulled, the teacher's zipper is not pulled...

There were 5 eggs in the fridge side by side.

The first one secretly said to the second one: You see that the fifth egg is moldy and hairy, so terrifying! ”

Unfortunately, the fifth one heard it, and said angrily: Get out! Lao Tzu is a kiwi!!

Why is the sea blue?

Because there are fish. Fish spit bubbles:

blue, blue, blue, blue hope my jokes bring you laughter.

Three shops are lined up.

The one on the left put up a large slogan: "Big price cut, big sale!" ”

The one on the right showed no weakness, and there were also two large advertisements: "Big selling, big discounts." ”

In the middle of the house hung only a small sign that read "Entrance".

The funniest joke I've ever heard is the story of the Largemouth and the Slow Fish, which are actually the two little protagonists in the two stories. The two stories are actually very simple stories, that is, a small fish speaks very slowly or has a very large mouth, but when encountering a shark looking for food, it will still take the initiative to chat with the shark and ask what the shark is looking for, and the shark is looking for a big crocodile or a slow fish. At this time, one small fish will shrink its mouth, and the other small fish will speed up its speech, such a story is very simple, but in the simplicity it reveals a very interesting feeling.

This story is a series, and there should be other protagonists in addition to these two small protagonists, so everyone has been looking forward to the follow-up, and they are also waiting for the follow-up of the story. I learned this story through the mouth of a very good person, and it was this person, so this story was known by more and more people, and it has also become a story that warms many people, so this story is very profound for me. <>

Although the series of this story has not been updated for a long time, many people have been waiting for the follow-up of this story, and everyone has been waiting for someone to tell you the story. Although this kind of small story is very simple and does not have any special outstanding points, it is easy to make everyone laugh in this kind of bland situation, so many netizens are very fond of these two small stories, and they also unconsciously want to let the largemouth and the slow fish know each other. <>

This story is indeed very simple, but it has a heartwarming effect, so I especially hope that the storyteller can come back soon, and then bring more interesting follow-up to everyone. And everyone is already very familiar with these two stories, so I hope to be able to hear new stories soon, and all in all, I hope that everyone can get greater happiness through these small stories.

There was a pig that kept running forward, and finally hit a tree and died. Q: Why? Answer: Pigs, they don't turn.

There was a man who was drinking with his leader and the others, and he raised his glass and shouted, "Let's die together."

There was a ghost who farted and scared himself to death. This story is very like, and it left a deep impression on me.

There was a penguin that pulled its fur off in the winter and said, "I'm too cold."

Since ancient times, no one has died, and there is no one who without paper!

Men don't pick up girls, and their hearts are sour. The woman is not soaked, and her heart is very irritable. If there is a girl, it will not be soaked, and it will be reformed through labor. When you see a girl, you will soak and do the right thing for heaven!