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Pig jokes (jokes, animal jokes).

A man raised a pig, so he wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home, and threw it many times without success. One day, this person drove to abandon the pig, and that night he called his wife and asked, "Is the pig returned?"

His wife said, "Return." The man was very angry and yelled:

Hurry up and let it pick up **, I'm lost. ”

Legs that broke all night: a collection of jokes, animal jokes.

The ant and the centipede had a solemn wedding ceremony.

The next day the frog asked the ant how it felt.

The ant sighed and said, "I didn't break one leg, and I didn't break another leg." It's not to break another leg. , I broke my leg all night.

Jokes, Animal Jokes: Three Turtles.

The three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as the things were brought to the table, they found that they didn't have any money with them.

The big turtle said: I am the biggest, of course I don't have to go back to get the money.

The turtle said: It is most appropriate to send the little turtle there.

The little turtle said, "I can go back and get the money, but after I'm gone, none of you are allowed to touch my cake!" The big tortoise and the middle tortoise said yes, and the little tortoise left.

Because his stomach was empty, the turtle quickly finished his share of cake. However, the little turtle was nowhere to be seen. On the third day, the big turtle was really hungry, and they all said: Let's eat the little turtle's share.

Just as they were about to start eating, the voice of the little turtle came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" ”

There is a turtle that built a house on its back and named a medicine?

1.The boy ate at his aunt's house, and the aunt made fish for him to eat.

The boy said while eating: This fish is so delicious, it would be better if there were no thorns!

A woman is killed in a car accident and ends up in heaven. When they got there, the angel St. Peter said, "In heaven we have only one rule here - don't step on a duck."

After confirming that the 3 women understood, they entered heaven. Heaven was full of ducks, almost so numerous that it was impossible to step on them, and although they tried to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on one. (*

Hee-hee......At this moment, the angel St. Peter immediately came to her with a very ugly man whom the woman had never seen in her life, and told her: The punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this ugly man forever.

The next day, another woman accidentally stepped on a duck as well. Then St. Peter came to her with another extremely disgusting man, just as the woman had done before. St. Peter chained the second woman to the ugly man he had brought.

The third had already found out the cruel result, and she didn't want to be chained to an ugly and disgusting man forever. So she was very, very careful with her steps, and she passed the months without stepping on any ducks.

But one day, St. Peter came to her with a super handsome man he had never seen before. This man is not only tall and strong, but also has beautiful long eyelashes. After St. Peter chained them together, he left without saying anything to the woman.

The woman asked the man who was chained to her, "I wonder why I can be chained to you forever?" The man said, "I don't know how you're doing, but I stepped on a duck." ”

At night, I reminisce with my wife about the time when I was in love. Wife: What was my impression of you at that time?

Me: A --- angel with wings shining all over. Wife:

And now? Still glowing? Do you still have wings?

Me: Hmm. The happiness on his wife's face.

Me: It's not an angel anymore, it's --- fireflies! Wife:

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