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Anonymous users2024-02-06The joke of the zodiac sign when he was a child, Pisces.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Zodiac signsWhoever tells the funniest jokes. Cancer: Telling jokes without laughing Cancers are the most hateful, and they tell jokes in their own way.
When telling jokes, the content is actually very funny, and the people around them have already laughed, but their expressions are still flat, and they won't laugh together. Leo: Leo people with humor cells have the most humor cells, and they can play with just one thing in life.
The best way for them to tell jokes is to pretend that you will listen very carefully in the front, everything is normal, and at the end of the reversal, you may not have reacted at that time, they are already secretly laughing, and when you understand, they will laugh a lot. Capricorn: Extremely expressive, Capricorns have a well-coordinated body and their expressions are very rich.
They don't tell jokes casually in life, but as soon as they open their mouths, they will make you kneel, because Ahong is so funny. When they tell jokes again, they are very expressive, with their body language and frowning from time to time, a combination of Qing Shishu makes the joke very vivid and laughs to death.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04The day at work is actually short, the computer is turned on and off, and the day has passed.
The computer turned on and off again, and another day passed, howl ?
As soon as the computer is turned off, it won't turn on, and the contract expires again, howl ?
What is the most painful thing about your day at work, you know? It's "off work, the job is not finished yet!" ”
What is the most painful thing about the day at work, you know? It's "I haven't gotten off work yet, and I'm done."
The most painful thing is that I didn't work when I went to work, and I was about to get off work, and I came to live "What is the most painful thing on the day of work, do you know?" It's "I didn't work when I went to work, I didn't work when I got off work, I got home from work, and I called ** to tell you that I came to live."
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Zodiac signs are scolded to reflect Aries: will be very angry and say: dare to insult me! After finishing speaking, he rushed up to fight the 100 revenge plans of C, and weighed the pros and cons in turn, and organized a set of very classic and perfect defenses
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Anonymous users2024-02-02The joke of the zodiac sign when he was a child, Pisces.
LZ, I've been dead for years.
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