How to chase apes? How to chase a programmer?

Updated on technology 2024-04-02
14 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    In fact, chasing the program ape is the same as chasing others, but the program ape is always busy because of work, working overtime, rarely meeting people outside, and having little social range, so it is no problem to chase the program ape, because the program ape is actually no different from normal people, such as my roommate.

    It is actually a fact that most of the apes are single, because there is no time to fall in love, boys have no time to chase girls, and girls do not have time to be chased by boys, so time is a very important reason, because without time, most of them are single.

    If you want to chase it, you need to prepare a lot of things.

    First of all, no matter whether the program ape you are chasing is a boy or a girl (the method is the same), you must take the initiative, don't wait for other boys to chase you, and don't think that if you take the initiative a little, other female program apes can agree, so you must take the initiative and take the initiative a lot.

    Then, you must have a lot of intersection points with each other, for example, the program ape actually likes to study and read books, the program ape will prefer electronic devices, you should have overlap points with them, in this way, you will know what to send when you send something, the program ape boys are not very good at dressing up, most of them are very clean and sunny, and girls will naturally be.

    Then, you can care more about the health of programmers, and the market urges, because the programmer ape is working every day, and is working overtime, and has been sitting there to play **, so you can often do some caring actions and say some caring words, which will also add points.

    In the end, I think the most important thing is that you don't have to wait for the ape to chase you, you still have to chase people, and then you happen to be the type that people like, then your chance of success must be 100%.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    First of all, don't chase when you're busy. (The programmer ape also has free time). If he loves programming, he enjoys it when he's busy; If you don't love it very much, you are very tired when you are busy.

    Either way, don't go while he's busy fixing bugs, because sometimes it's really maddening. Second, keep yourself logical.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Hehe, the computer major stinks shamelessly and comes to answer.

    It's a strange question. Ask, "How do you chase a programmer?" "Hahaha makes it seem like programmers are the third kind of human beings besides men and women.

    In fact, in our computer science and technology major, I don't think my classmates and I are much different from people in other majors. If we have to talk about some differences, we may try to think about the logic of the program, so the thinking will become more agile but also very like to pay attention to logic. And we may also become more imaginative because we feel that the programmer profession is powerful and almost omnipotent; We may also have more severe dark circles due to studying and working in front of a computer screen.

    Or a bit of a fugue due to the fact that many times we may think about some questions. However, in my opinion, these characteristics are also relatively normal. So if you talk about how to chase programmers, I think it should be similar to chasing other people, if you have to say any skills, I'll talk about a few from the programmer's preferences.

    1. I prefer to play with hardware and peripherals.

    Programmers deal with computers all day long, so they are naturally more likely to be interested in hardware and peripherals than others, after all, they are the ones who eat by themselves, and it is understandable that they are a little higher in their pursuit. Especially for things that are directly in contact with the work such as keyboard and mouse, it will be more demanding, so if you give a gift when chasing a programmer, it is absolutely not wrong to give a keyboard or mouse. But there is a caveat!

    If you send a low-end, or mid-range mouse and keyboard! It's better not to send !! It's the truth.

    For example, if a boy gives a girl lipstick, will a girl who gives a few dozen dollars like it? Therefore, for a better keyboard, it should be more suitable for more than 1000 yuan. And for a better mouse, it should be more than 500 yuan.

    Recommended brands are Logitech, Corsair, Cherry.

    Second, programmers generally prefer electronic products.

    After all, he is also a science and engineering man, and he deals with a bunch of electronic products all day long, so he will naturally like it, and there are many girls in our class who are very fond of buying electronic products. So when chasing programmers, it is generally not possible to make a mistake in sending electronic products. Like **** device, PS4, headphones, cameras, tablets, etc., are some of the most popular electronic products.

    Similarly, it's best to choose a mid-range or higher. The brands you can choose from are Sony (more recommended, Sony fans are still a lot), Love Technology, Sennheiser, Shure, Fujifilm, Olympus, Apple and so on. are all very good choices.

    As for the other programmers who need special attention, I don't think there's really anything, because we're just ordinary science and engineering men, meow.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Does he surf the Internet frequently? You can send him a morning every day, a good evening every night, he will understand what you mean after a long time, take the initiative and may take the initiative, if he still does not take the initiative, then you will take the initiative to explain, don't be afraid of failure, you can also like people is a happy thing, and finally wish you success

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    Do what he likes, often chat with him about ** programs, design ideas and the like, with a common language, everything is easy to do.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    If you can get used to his overtime, just be nice to him and care for him. Go out with him more.

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    Be his buddy and join him in object-oriented programming.

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    How do programmers find girlfriends quickly?

  9. Anonymous users2024-01-30

    Chat in the future, you can fight with him.。。。

  10. Anonymous users2024-01-29

    The programmed ape is the simplest and purest animal in the world, then, chasing the programmed ape is also a relatively easy and simple thing, but before chasing, you need to make some preparations, the first is that the probability of straight male cancer patients in the programmed ape is very high, you need to deal with some adverse consequences of straight male cancer, and the second is that you need to become straighter. Finally, don't have princess disease.

    The life of the program ape is relatively simple, going to work and leaving work every day. Write**, watch anime, if you are also an anime lover, then congratulations, you are one step closer to your dream, if you are not an anime lover, then you can choose to accompany him silently when he watches anime, serve him tea and pour water, instead of holding **, and make **porridge with him.

    The front will increase his favorability, and the latter will make him feel that you are bored, so pay attention to the ways and methods. Attitude and tone, after all, you are chasing a program ape.

    What you need to remember is that program apes are lonely and lonely, but definitely not when he works, but when he stops working, they are lonely and lonely, so they will choose online games, anime, electronics to kill their boring time.

    And what you need to do is to make his boring time your exclusive time, you can choose to ask him to watch a movie together, or you can ask him to play games together, find a suitable opportunity, tell him out loud, let him be your boyfriend. In fact, if you do that, you're pretty much done.

    Another is in terms of personal appearance, remember to spend a beautiful makeup, you can make it obvious, if it looks good, if you just wear light makeup, then tell him that he has no makeup, in fact, the program ape doesn't know anything about makeup at all, don't make very strange makeup, Internet celebrity face is their favorite look.

  11. Anonymous users2024-01-28

    Clause.

    1. Programmers are also people, programmers are just her job, at this time you must first understand her normal personality. For example, what hobbies do you have, what clothes you like to wear, what kind of food you like to eat, where you like to go, what are her dreams, etc., only when you fully understand each other in a normal way can you chase each other purposefully and be targeted. So at this time, you don't care about the other person's profession, but contact the other person like everyone else, and understanding the other person is the most important thing.

    In short, chasing people is a very hard process, but also a happy process, so you must observe each other carefully, only by understanding each other, can you better give each other what they need.

  12. Anonymous users2024-01-27

    Feel free to give me a try, it doesn't matter if you can't catch up!

  13. Anonymous users2024-01-26

    Isn't chasing programmers different from other boys?,Maybe the programmers around me are more weird.,I don't think they're as rigid as the legend.,In comparison,I think they're a little more funny.。

    Let's talk about our two PHPs first, it's really a golden sentence, and I almost had the urge to make a golden quote for the two of them. He also speaks with a lot of humor, usually chats with us, and is obligated to ask them for help, and our programmers are not short. Picking up girls is also stronger than the other, and it will not be inferior at all.

    So it's not difficult to chase a programmer, because the boys who are programmers are the same as other boys, and they are not really rigid, they are very serious at work, and they are not allowed to be a little sloppy, but when they play, they will not lose to anyone. Women chase men compartment yarn, in fact, programmers are still very good at chasing.

    You can slowly express your liking to him first, you have to let people know that you like people, you can't have a crush here for a long time, and someone else has taken the lead. You have to let him know that you're interesting to him. Programmer boys may not be as responsive, so you can hint a few more times, and then also hint at threatening same-sex people around you.

    Let them know that this program ape is what you're ready to take away.

    hinted at asking him for help in the future. To make someone like you, let him help you often. If he is willing to help you and does not show any bad emotions in the process of helping you, he basically likes you too.

    You can slowly attract him and let him take the initiative to chase you. If he can't get your information, then there is no choice but for you to take the initiative to confess. Hope you succeed.

  14. Anonymous users2024-01-25

    As a programmed ape, I can tell you with great certainty that it's very easy to chase, because no one wants it, it's just, four years of college, four years of singleness, four years of sloppiness, four years of depression, four years of anticipation, four years of wasted time, there are several four years in life, everyone hopes that someone will accompany them.

    Writing every day can no longer be said with fatigue, every day when I see these letters and numbers, I want to vomit, I have to face it every day, I don't have time to go out to play every day, I don't have time to go out to wave, because there is no one to accompany me to go to the waves, as a program ape, every day is to stay in the bedroom to play games, well, I don't want to write at all**, and I don't have the opportunity to contact the outside world at all.

    So the program ape is very easy to chase, as long as you give him the corresponding warmth, even if it is a simple greeting, it will leave a touch in his heart, every day's care and love can make him like a fairyland, excited, the heart will automatically think about others, directly and bravely pursue, don't be afraid, even if the other party does not respond for a while, continue to chase, I believe that there will be a return.

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