How do you write a domineering love letter? Suitable for girls

What I saw on Renren: Dear xx:

I fell in love with you at first sight, I have no 2 hearts, I want to take care of you for 3 lives and 3 lives, because I secretly went to your **4 times, your charming 5 officials, always let me 6 gods without masters, a heart 7 up and 8 down, 99 can not be calmed, if my full score is 10 points, you must be more than 11 points, at least 12 points, but unfortunately I hate the number 13, otherwise you must have 14 points, if you add your cleverness it is more than 15 points, 16 points you must be too little, so I gave you 17 points.

I am 18 years old this year, and I will be 19 years old in a few days, that is, I am not yet 20 years old, and I will probably be 21 this year, so I have to pay 220,000 tuition, in fact, my IQ is 23 times that of Forrest Gump, but I sleep 24 hours a day.

I guess you're not under 25 years old this year, 26 doesn't matter to me, 27 is still a good match for me, 28 is only 10 years older than me, 29 women are said to be the most beautiful, 30 I will consider it, 31 I should not be so weak, 32 I will start to regurgitate, 33 I would rather sleep alone, 34 you dare to fish me, my mother is only 35 years old, but I still want to give you 36 roses, but I only have 37 yuan left in my pocket, and only 38 yuan in my account, because I broke up with my girlfriend 39 days ago, I have to call 40 yuan a day on my mobile phone.

I always remember 41 days ago, I wrote 42 vows to love her, and there are 43 kinds of I want forever, but I only got 44cc tears of true love, plus 45 nights of tossing and turning, to be honest, I played 46 nonsense, in fact, you should start with 47 sentences, but you have seen the 48th sentence, and only write 49 and think it is weird, then haha to 50, let's make up a whole number!

In sentence 51, I want to say I miss you, and in sentence 52, I want to say I love you, but I haven't thought of sentence 53 yet, so I skip sentence 54 directly and come to sentence 55, at this time I think of you 56 minutes ago, I don't know if you think of me 57 minutes later?

I thought about it for 58 minutes and 59 seconds, I found a total of 60 thoughts about you, 61 reasons to love you, 62 love words suitable for the two of us, and 63 romantic encounters in the movie, although I also found you 64 small shortcomings, but fortunately I also found 65 advantages of you, especially your waist is only 66 cm, which will make me addicted for 67 years, instead of I love you 68 times, I love you to write 69 pages, anyway, we still have 70 years, this job trouble makes me drag on for 71 months, There must be more than 72 admirers for you, because I am the 73rd, but I want to set you for 74 years, anyway, I will pay 75 yuan per hour, even if I want to chase you for 76 months, as long as you can accompany me for 77 Valentine's Day, I am willing to spend 780,000 yuan on me.

This is a bit difficult, oh, the second time I helped someone write a woman chasing a man; Be domineering haha; The text is coming in the night; I stood in the street domineeringly, watching people come and go; The night gave me black eyes; Let me gaze at the whole world; I silently watched your every move; Your movements will touch my heartbeat; Everything about you draws me closer to you; How I want to hold your hand domineeringly; Let you stay with me; Let you make me a vow that I will never change; makes you smile at a person; I don't allow other women to share everything about you; You belong only to me; Sister once led the fashion; Sister can take a fancy to you, it's your luck; You have to cherish it; Sister once surrounded you in her dreams; Sister can take a fancy to you, it's your blessing; You have to take good care of it; Sister really loves you in this life; Sister can take a fancy to you, it is your happiness; You have to make a vow of love; Small white characters (written oh but a little messy hehe).

You are the only one in my life!