What troubles have you had because of drinking?

I slept on the road because I was drunk, and then I chatted with the traffic police, and we talked all night, and the next day I was scared to death.

quarreling with family members because of drinking; In front of his friends, he showed a side that he didn't have before, and his friends were stunned.

It was when I was very confused because of drinking, and then I called my boyfriend **, and then I broke up with him, and then he actually agreed, and I felt that this thing was really embarrassing.

I once drank and hugged my cat and said to him, "I like you to kiss him," and I put on makeup and lipstick.

I used to drink too much at one time, and then I kept clamoring for my daughter-in-law to pick me up, and no one dragged me away, and I fell asleep when I got home.

I once hugged a trash can on the street because of drinking, and talked to it for a long time as if it were a friend of mine.

Because I used to get into a fight with the dog next door because of drinking, then I thought it was very noisy, and then I went to fight it.

I once accidentally drank too much wine at a class reunion, and then I kept holding a big tree to apologize to it, and when I woke up, I found that it was too big.

I once sang on the street because I was drinking, and I was very confused at the time, so I didn't know it, but I felt very embarrassed afterwards.

I used to get drunk and then confess to my male god. My male god rejected me. I forgot about it afterwards.

In the past, when I was drunk, I sat in a chair and didn't speak, and when others asked me to leave, I would go home and sleep honestly, and what should I do the next day. It wasn't until my ex-girlfriend left before I got married that I completely ruined Jian Chen. Every time you drink, you will get drunk, and when you get drunk, you will say everything and dare to do anything.

When I got drunk, I did a lot of things that I regretted for the rest of my life. Now I don't drink out anymore, and when I get home at night, I lock the door, throw the key on the top of the closet, and take out the phone card. If you get drunk and scold this and that at home, no one will know.

One time when I was drinking, I went out to dinner with half of the class that day, and then I inevitably drank during the dinner, and everyone was drinking, and it was really a bit bad that I didn't drink. So I drank some wine that day, but I got out of control, talked a lot with a few classmates, and drank a lot, which can be described as drunk. The point is that when I was happy, I actually lay directly in the arms of a female classmate, I was so ashamed, I only found out about it the next day, but fortunately, she became my girlfriend, and I couldn't be happier.

I was drunk for fear of being seen laughing at me, once, the company had a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner for Chinese New Year's Eve, knowing that I had drunk too much and was afraid of being seen by others, so I quietly left, and on the way back to the dormitory, I saw two little sisters in the distance, afraid that they would see me drunk and I hid in the woods on the side of the road. I drank too much and couldn't stand steadily, so I put myself on the branch, and as a result, I kept this position and slept until dawn, but fortunately I was not seen by others. It's talking about myself with my roommates, everyone seems very happy, but it's inevitable to drink, every time I say a happy thing, we have to raise a glass, so of course, I'm drunk, my roommates say that my alcohol consumption is not good, because they say that the amount of alcohol is not good, and the character must not be better, I don't accept it, so I have to do it with them, but in the end, I actually stood on the table and danced, no one expected, my roommate actually recorded it, and then it has been passed on as a "good story" in our dormitory.

When people get drunk, they often do something they don't expect, and they don't know what the situation is on the spot. Today, I'm going to share with you the unbearable things I did when I got drunk!

Confess to someone I like.

Although I said that I got my love after that drunkenness, I am still a little scared in retrospect, and if my confession had been rejected, I would have been very ugly. At that time, I just graduated from high school, and I thought that I would never have the opportunity to confess to the boy I liked again, after all, after graduating from high school, Bu Kuanjian, we would fill in different volunteers, go to different cities, and in the days to come, it is possible that we will not meet again, because everyone wants to live in different emotions and environments. But that day at the class reunion, I was so drunk, and then in front of the whole class, I confessed like the boy I liked, and said that if I didn't promise me, he would be drunk by me tonight!

It may be like the coincidence that people say, drinking alcohol can strengthen courage, especially drunk people with hearts.

Borrow money from your leader.

I have always been a relatively timid person, and it is impossible to borrow money from the leader, although I may be so poor that I can't even afford to eat, but when I am sober, I can't borrow money from the leader. Once at a company dinner, I was drunk by my colleagues again, and I was arguing at that time, because I had just paid the rent, water and electricity bills, etc., I felt very stressed about myself, although the leader rarely ate with us, but that day really made people feel like a coincidence. After being drunk by my colleagues, I boldly asked the leader for some bonuses, and offered to borrow money from the leader, although I was drunk at that time, but the leader did not take my words to heart, the next day he called me to the office, gave me a sum of money, I was still quite shocked at the time, I didn't understand what was going on, and then I tasted it carefully to know that it turned out to be drunk when I had asked the leader to borrow money.

For people like me, my personality is too gentle, and many times I want to express my thoughts, but I don't know who to say to, and only when I am drunk, I dare to vent to the world.

I'm not very drunk myself, but what I've experienced firsthand can make you laugh.

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1.I have a super talkative sister who has a good relationship and just graduated from college. I don't usually drink much, and I haven't drunk with her.

One day, she came to play with me, she was in a good mood, the weather was hot, and she had a beer. So, she chattered from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m., and she never stopped envying him. During this period, all kinds of mothers-in-law, clingy, and fragmented thoughts, and at the same time, the speech lacked the theme and center, and there was no logic.

It's not listening, it's not listening. For 6 hours, I wanted to blow up the brewery. If I hadn't been good at chemistry, I would have been sentenced to death by now.

2.The so-called wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and one cup is higher than one glass. Beer, half an hour to the toilet, you have to go if you don't have it, otherwise people will think you are incompetent. The toilet is the toilet, and the women's toilet is closer to the men's toilet.

Standing to feel the liquid and the relaxation of the bladder, a girl who has always been very elegant and introverted, I don't know why I came in, looked around, and looked carefully at Ding Ding, who was in the toilet, including me. Then, she realized that she had made the wrong shot.

She was scared, and even more terrifying, she was scared to pee at the same time. Standing ... Pee... What should I do? Take care of her like a baby? Or do you not care about her? Or do you want to help her out first?

When I was young, I got drunk twice, and the first time I said it was the first Chinese New Year after my marriage, because the newlywed Yan'er was happy and it was the first time I drank. Because I drank wine and white wine together, I was so lightheaded that I couldn't lift my eyelids and wanted to sleep. My wife brought me to the bed, and I fell asleep, and after four or five o'clock of sleep, my wife woke me up and said that she was ready to invite my ancestors to come to the house for the New Year.

The second time I got drunk was after my daughter celebrated her first birthday and settled with relatives and friends. Tell everyone to eat and drink well, I have a habit of never dissuading alcohol, no matter who it is, my father-in-law is good at drinking and feasting, and the same is true for him to come to my house. That day, I was so happy that I didn't restrain myself, and I didn't use my wine glass, so I poured a small bowl full of about six or seven taels of liquor.

After eating and drinking, I felt quite good, and I saw off my relatives and friends, and I rode my bicycle to the neighboring team to do some errands. As a result, after walking two or three miles, I felt that I wanted to sleep, and for a while I knew that I was drunk and did not listen to my hands and feet. As a result, he was coaxed into the black locust bush with a cart and was found by an acquaintance and sent home in a donkey cart, and since then he has vowed to resolutely control his alcohol consumption.

If you can drink half a catty, you can drink two chains and three taels, so from then to now, I have never suffered a loss in this regard. I don't imitate stupidity when I'm drunk, but I want to say stupid things when I'm unconscious. My second drunkenness should have been counted as a fool's errand, and it was a personal loss of drunkenness.

It's enough to make me remember it for the rest of my life.

It's not me, it's my friend. I have a friend who once drank too much, and her classmates helped her downstairs, and she saw that the aunt in charge of the dormitory was so excited that she rushed over and hugged her, and asked, "Auntie, have you ever loved someone?"

Do you know what it's like to love someone? The aunt patted her on the back and said, "The person I love the most is you, go up and sleep."

We laughed until we cried.

Drunk Profile:Whether a person is drunk or not depends on the concentration of ethanol in the blood. When the concentration of ethanol in the blood is there, the person begins to be hazy and slightly drunk; And when it arrives, people will be slurred and have a staggering gait, which is what we often call drunkenness; If it is reached, the person will die.

When it comes to the tolerance of ethanol, it varies greatly from person to person.

This is due to differences in gastrointestinal absorptive capacity and metabolic processing capacity of the liver. This also leads to differences in the amount of alcohol consumed between people.