What are some typos induced jokes?

<> since the birth of Chinese characters, it has had its inherent form, but with the development of history, its form and meaning will also change, and this is how Chinese characters have slowly developed and improved. So far, it has been its own style.

But in the 21st century, we are full of mistakes and omissions about thick Chinese characters, which leads to jokes, and I will give you one by one.

There is no distinction between buying and selling, which is a mistake that many people will follow.

When I was in elementary school, I couldn't figure out what to buy and sell, and I was always nervous when I wanted to write it, otherwise I would be laughed at, and I was very worried, for fear of making a mistake, but I had to write because I couldn't think of any words to replace it.

It wasn't until the senior teacher said that the trade was easy to divide, and Jesus was betrayed to bear the cross, so the cross was added to the sale! At this point, there will be no more messing up buying and selling.

Typo 2: 1 I will take responsibility for this ......2 I will feed the ...... responsible for this matterA feeding word is also anthropomorphic, haha, the difference of one word makes all the relationships wrong!

There are also the words Fengfeng that often appear in people's names, with the same sound, and the shape is also similar, and it is often mistaken. There is a pair of boyfriend and girlfriend, because of a chance, my girlfriend wrote the wrong boyfriend's name, but the boyfriend was dissatisfied, I have known each other for so long, I even wrote my name wrong, I feel angry, my girlfriend thinks he is incredible, isn't it just a typo, is it so serious? People say "you don't change your name, you don't change your personality", you might as well change your name, can people not get angry?

This is the misunderstanding between Feng and Feng, and if you want to meet someone with these two words in the future, you must pay attention, otherwise it will not be good to write the wrong person's name.

There are also many words that are easy to write wrong, such as the words "en" and "thought", which are all at the bottom of the heart, and some people write these words incorrectly. If gratitude is written as a reflection, the meaning changes.

To sum up, you see, writing a typo can make your essay ambiguous, and the embarrassing ...... of writing the wrong person's name

Writing carefully and not writing typos is our respect for Chinese characters, and reading without knowing words is the sorrow of readers, so I am a reader, and I don't write typos!

There was a student who wrote a letter to his family because he didn't have an umbrella with him. However, because of a typo, it turned out to be a big joke: people have lives, your son has no life, your son has no life, it is difficult to return home, there is a life at home, send your life quickly, there is no life at home, buy your life quickly.

In a certain TV series, the male protagonist affectionately said to the female protagonist: "I am willing to die for you!" ”

However, the crew suspected that they did not add chicken legs to the subtitle group, and the subtitle team was very angry, and typed Mary Sue's words like "I am willing to die for you" as "I am willing to earwax for you!" ”

Chinese character. This familiar thing could not be more familiar and can be seen almost every day. As one of the oldest languages still active in the world, Chinese characters embody the sweat and wisdom of countless generations of descendants of Yan and Huang from ancient times to the present. —Foreword.

There was a foreigner who had been in China for a while, thinking that his Chinese was good, and one day, he went shopping alone without a translator, and after a day of shopping, he returned to the hotel and said to the interpreter: "You Chinese are really confident." The interpreter asked

What's wrong? He said: "Every few streets I walk, I can see some big signs that say, China is very good, China is very good for business, China is very good for agriculture, China is very good for construction, China is very good for transportation, and Chinese people are very good."

In fact, it is written: Bank of China, Commercial Bank of China, Agricultural Bank of China, China Construction Bank, Bank of Communications and People's Bank of China. ）

There was a student who liked to make typos, and once he wrote that my parents and I went to see the ice toilet (terracotta).

On New Year's Day, our family went to the museum to visit the Ice (Terracotta) Warriors.

Homophonic jokeA county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!

Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, let's have a meeting!

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Pickles, please sausage and pickles! Translation:

Don't speak, I'll tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there were two fathers and sons, and neither of them was serious enough to learn Chinese characters. Once, the son went to another place to discuss business, and halfway through, it suddenly rained heavily, and the son did not bring an umbrella, so he wrote to his father and said: Father:

Halfway through, it was raining heavily, others had lives (umbrellas) and I had no lives (umbrellas), after receiving the letter, there was a life (umbrella) with a life (umbrella), and a life (umbrella) brought money to buy a life (umbrella).

After his father borrowed the letter, he read it for a while, was very angry, and hurriedly replied: Son, if you can write a horse, you will be a horse, and if you can't write a horse, you will bear (it), and there are people at home, and I am really ashamed to die. Father and son.

Xiao Ming wrote to his uncle:

Dear old . (My uncle couldn't write, so he drew a circle.) ）

I heard that you gave birth to a circle. ）

I hope you can take care of it. (I still can't write the sick word, so I drew a circle again.) Reads it out as:

Dear old egg. I heard that you laid eggs, and I hope you can raise them well.

I wrote a diary, it's like this, I like to jump (can't write).

Jumping (can't write) is fun.

I love to jump (I can't write).

I'm going to jump again tomorrow (can't write).

I won't write it, I'll write it.

That is true. I love jumping off buildings.

Jumping off a building was a pleasure.

I love jumping off a building.

I'm going to jump off the building tomorrow.

I went to the supermarket to buy people (see can't write).

I cut the ginseng (ginseng can't write) into slices and cook it for my dad to eat, and my father said that the ginseng (ginseng can't write) is really delicious.

I'm going to eat people tomorrow (I can't write).

And then I don't write it and become.

I went to the supermarket to buy people.

I cut people into slices and boiled them for my father.

Dad said people are delicious.

I'm going to eat people tomorrow.

A certain student likes to write typos, and always writes the break as drinking.

He wrote in his diary: "The squad leader instructed us to carry the dung, and everyone worked so hard that no one dared to drink it." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the back of the squad leader."

There was a young man who didn't like to study, so he went to the city to work, and wrote a letter to his family: "Mom and Dad, I live well here, I eat white buns, and sleep in the fire pit (kang), but it rained two days ago, and I found that I was dead (umbrella), you send me my life quickly!" The second elder fainted on the spot when he saw it.