Let s talk about your embarrassment in campus life, let s be honest

Doing homework, a boy vomited and threw up all the ...... on my headThis is true...... trueThe teacher scolded him to death ......

Another time, our school was going to hold a singing competition, and I was the lead singer, "Listen to Mom Tell Me About the Past", during the rehearsal, I sang the chorus, because it was too high, my tone broke all at once, and the class was silent for 2 seconds ......Then the hall burst into laughter.

One time I went to school, and I walked and walked, and I walked into the classroom—huh? What's wrong with someone in my seat? [u My brain buzzed, and I was stupid for a while, but my feet kept walking.

Suddenly I understood, I went to the wrong classroom [x] This is class 2, my class is class 3). Then I calmly walked out of Class 2. 【= x =】

The class teacher asked us class committee members to go out and give assignments, and I was thinking about things, and suddenly I thought of a funny thing, and I laughed very loudly, and the teacher asked me what was wrong, and I told him that I had rhinitis, and <

Two different classes were in two school buildings, but when I went to the classroom of the second class in the first class, I found that I didn't understand what the teacher was saying at all, and then I realized that I had made a mistake.

I was deceived by many classmates and bitten a fake bread that is very similar to the real one.,No one is more embarrassed than me.,囧囧囧 o( o

Because the men's and women's toilets in different school buildings are located on the left and right, due to habit, another student accidentally entered the wrong toilet.

In my youth, I left many good memories. This period is our most precious time. Because at this stage, we don't have much pressure, the only pressure is to study.

We don't need to worry about anything other than studying. Maybe you didn't feel this when you were in middle school, but when you grow up and go out into the workforce, you will find that there will be more and more worries.

1. When we fell while running, when we were young, that is, when we didn't go to school, or when we just started school, we felt that it was okay to fall, and after falling, just get up and continue walking. But when we go to junior high school and enter puberty, both boys and girls begin to pay special attention to their image. On the one hand, it is my appearance, such as hairstyle and dress, etc., and on the other hand, it is my usual behavior.

Everyone wants to behave as decently as possible. But there are moments when we awkwardly want to find a crack in the ground to get into.

For example, falling on campus is a particularly humiliating thing. In general, there are more people on campus. Sometimes we will inevitably fall down when we are playing, and the posture of the fall will be particularly ugly.

At this time, he would wonder if he had been seen by other classmates next to him, especially the person he liked. But sometimes there is no way to do such a thing, and it is unexpected.

2. When the shoes are stepped on during running drills, some schools will organize running drills, that is, in the morning or at the end of the first two classes, students of one grade will be organized to run in the playground. Because all students in a grade have to stand on the runway, the distance between classes is not very far, and the distance between people must be very close. Therefore, in the process of running, it is especially easy for the students behind to step on the shoes of the students in front.

Sometimes we will find that when we are running exercises, suddenly a shoe is exposed in the place where the class in front of us has run, which means that a classmate's shoe has been stepped on again, and within a few seconds, a classmate will jump out on one leg and look for his own shoes. This classmate must be particularly embarrassed, and he must also want to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Glaring at the teacher, the teacher ran away! Watch him run out! I feel like I'm great!

Applause@!

Teachers and students.

The geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more thing.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

Hehe, I wish in advance to the brothers and sisters who are wandering outside.

Oh, tell me the truth...

One winter, I caught a cold and my nose kept running.

The sound of snorting was loud, and then the teacher in class suddenly shouted:

Who would dare to eat noodles in my class? Still so loud!

The class burst into laughter.

There was a small lock on the drawer at that time. Mine is broken. Take it and play with it. Accidentally locked his nose and jumped open... The head teacher happened to walk under my lock nose、、、 and the result was... I was penalized for standing...

The firecracker was put in the teacher's cigarette case on the desk, and the teacher pulled it out and lit it with a lighter.

A ghost story with a scary beginning, a hilarious middle, and a tragic ending: there was a ghost who farted and died.

The teacher asked the students, does the river flow to the **? One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher is angry: You have to get out of here! Students:

Let's go. The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all! Teacher:

You say one more thing. Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up? Students:

Shoot when it's time to strike. The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

Just entered the college life, all the ways of thinking and behavior are still in high school, ready for example, like high school, every day in class, teachers discipline every day, the first day of college just entered the dormitory, we found that the ** here is in order, we line the lead out of the women's dormitory** picked up the microphone and dialed over, and said to them what am I, what physical education teacher, tomorrow morning, all put on school uniforms and go to the playground to roll. Early the next morning, the playground was full of women in school uniforms, and we guys were laughing when we looked through the window.

When I was in middle school, I was a beautiful woman in the Chinese and Italian liberal arts class, although I knew each other, but I didn't have the opportunity to get closer, and for a long time I could only watch from afar. I discussed with my table about ways to get closer to beauties, but most of them are too shameless and rarely feasible. Later, I thought of a simple way to let go of chaos, which was to take the initiative to talk to her when I met her, and the content of the conversation was:

For example, if you meet in the library, you say, "Hey, that's a coincidence, you come to the library, and when you meet at the station, you say, "Hey, what a coincidence, you also take this bus."

Then the topic can be continued.

After pretending to be this in my heart, I thought about meeting her every day. Finally one day: I came out of the toilet and saw her washing her hands by the sink, I was so excited that I hurried up and turned on the faucet to wash my hands.

She smiled at me, and I said excitedly, "Hey, what a coincidence, you." You.

You. I also peed my hands.

Once I took a shower in the dormitory, and then the soles of my feet slipped and fell in the dormitory, and my dormitory friends laughed at me for being stupid, and the roommates laughed. Luckily, I didn't fall into any problems

As a student, the final thing was that one time I finished my winter vacation homework and ended up throwing it on the table myself, and my mom used it to light the fire. The teacher asked me where my winter vacation homework went. I said the ignition was used.

Once I passed by the cafeteria, followed by a group of young ladies, and then those young ladies called handsome guys, and I unconsciously turned around, and they all laughed at me, and then our roommates were also saying that you are so narcissistic.

As a student, I experienced that the last thing happened was that I was in an open class and fell at the door of the open class because my shoelaces were loose. At least 200 of my classmates saw me fall.

When I was a sophomore, I went to bed one night, I was sleepwalking, I woke up all my roommates, I talked to them, only I was sleepwalking, and when I was done, I went back to sleep, and the next day, when my roommate told me about it, I didn't know anything, but I knew I had a sleepwalking problem.

For the first time, I knew that the desk still had this posture, wasn't it stuffy inside? Be careful of knowing your limbs and getting stuck in your head... This classmate, I see that your bones are amazing, you must be a rare martial arts wizard.

Who says men don't know how to be gentle? If you meet a boy like this, you should get married.

The first time I knew that there was such an operation for ID photos, I was defeated... Do you remember the time when we were in college together? Come on, pretentious.

For the first time, I felt that teaching was also a dangerous job, and if I was not careful, I would be crushed.

Spider-Man is wearing tights on the wall, not for no reason... Charging for two hours and talking for five minutes, I admire your brains.

Classmate, you have such a business acumen at such a young age, you must be the second Jack Ma father in 20 years.

Want to peek at the answer next door? Bring a binoculars!

With such a sincere answer, I couldn't help but nod my head secretly.

For a moment, the teacher felt that his brain had short-circuited.

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can't you give one more branch?

If the school bath is like the Spring Festival every day, I decided that it would be better to go to the school's artificial lake...

After reading the above funny**, do you also recall the interesting life of your school? Campus life is always the best, and I hope that students who have not yet graduated will cherish this hard-won life.