What super weird people have you ever met?

I know a family of old public online car-hailing I can't get up in the morning I don't get out of the car There are not many guests at noon I am too lazy to go Start running a car at four o'clock in the afternoon The family lives on the old public online car-hailing daughter-in-law buys a dress for hundreds of dollars Never buys cheap goods Buy a pair of Adidas shoes If you are uncomfortable to wear and throw them away Buying clothes for children are all bought Two sets of swaps No more than one pair of shoes A pair of shoes Sweat wet Dry it at night and continue to wear it the next day The child's socks can't see the color When I have no money, I let my husband ask the old man for it If you don't give it, you will make trouble with your husband The old man is sick and doesn't even take a step at the door of the hospital Family gatherings never go to family gatherings Let alone let the old man see his granddaughter The old man has to take more than 20,000 yuan a year to buy social security and medical insurance for her two The two are too lazy to be together The daughter-in-law said that she can't go to work with the child There is a strange thing to wear a lot for the child Wear short clothes inside Wear proper clothes outside The child is sick all year round The daughter-in-law never takes him to the regular hospital for examination All take her to find the so-called Chinese medicine Not the kind of Chinese medicine that works in the hospital All year round, I heard her say that she was boiling medicine for children, and the children's chicken breasts didn't care, anyway, I thought he was very strange, and the two were too lazy to go together.

My brother-in-law, my husband has been out on a business trip for more than ten years, and he bought a house with 200,000 yuan, because I am not at home, my father-in-law wrote his name on the real estate certificate privately, and everyone in the family knows about it, and we have not changed the real estate certificate. This year, the house was sold, and my husband said that he would also give his brother and sister some money, and his brother had a lot of foreign debts. I thought that the most important thing was the relationship of the family, and I agreed.

gave her sister 200,000 yuan, her sister was very happy, but she didn't expect to give his brother 350,000 yuan, he was too little, and he played a scoundrel with his brother, saying that he had 500,000 foreign debts outside, so let us give him 500,000! If you owe 10 million outside, do I have to lend you 10 million if I sell the house? Through this incident, his brother's heart was not lightly broken!

When I got married for three months, my eldest sister's house was going to be renovated, and there was no place to live for the time being, so I called ** to live in my pre-marital house, I agreed to give her the key, and her mother lived in, three months later, I estimated that the decoration should be completed, my husband called them ** to ask only to know that they had moved home, and I also said that the house that had just been renovated had to be breathable and then lived, I didn't want people to tell my husband that my shoe cabinet, bedside table, sofa are very good, and her family can be used to move away! Then I found that the gas card, electricity card, and water card were gone, and I was angry that I wanted to scold my husband for not letting me scold my husband, and I didn't say anything about moving my house for nothing, and I didn't say hello to move my furniture!

An old couple who rented out a suite asked them to take a look at their real estate documents, no, show their ID cards, no, they said that there are many bad people now, and they can't show these documents, otherwise they will be fooled. Saying how many years of party age he has, it can't be **. Just don't give proof...

People are really honest old people, but they can't communicate at all, and they feel completely disconnected from society... Of course, give up not renting.

A drama spirit claims to be my boss, and before the contract is even set, he wants to occupy my achievements, obviously misconducts academics, and scolds others for being a waste, and this person is also 6.

Our final exam invigilator, a short and bald little old man, for the first hour he had been lying on the podium, his head buried in his arms as if he had fallen asleep, and then he suddenly stood up, holding a string of Buddhist beads in his hand, and walked back and forth for 15 minutes, and then went back to sleep ......It's like falling for ...... evil

I heard from a friend that his roommate hung a ** of the Han River Bridge on the wall.

In the past, the mother-in-law, the son found a daughter-in-law to marry and asked for a bride price of 6,000 yuan, and told the son to reply, saying that he would take the scale to weigh it to see how much a pound it was, and the son actually went to the daughter-in-law's house to really talk about it, and the son was lazy to ask relatives for money every day, and the mother actually went to the relatives' house and said why not give money, why not give more. A few years earlier, the son was killed, and the daughter was divorced. Retribution.

My previous nursery, I especially like to let the children drink water frequently, and let them drink it within ten minutes after drinking a glass, where is this! Drinking a large amount of water at one time or frequently is easy to be poisoned, water will dilute the blood, drinking 3 or 4 glasses of water in a morning is enough, I don't dare in the case, but once I went to apply for a health certificate, and came back in the afternoon I told me that the nursery staff let the child drink water seven times in a morning! She didn't listen at all, she forced the children to take two full cups every time, and drank fourteen full glasses of water with the children in one morning!

I was so angry that I scolded her, and she didn't dare anymore, until finally she quit because she was tired from work.

I borrowed money and told him that he would not pay it back

A few years ago, my sister-in-law wanted to buy a house and had no money, so she wanted me to take money from her mother's family to buy a house for her, and said in front of my mother-in-law, my sister-in-law said to me very happily, "Let your old man go to loan 300,000 yuan to buy a house for me", I said that the illness is not light, and then my father-in-law said that anyway, your eldest brother's family has money, and it is okay to go to your eldest brother, I wonder if your daughter has no money to buy a house, and her sister-in-law wants to take money from her mother's family to buy it for her, my mother's family is rich, my eldest brother is rich, and you have half a dime? It's also reasonable to ask, my mother's family has eaten your family or drunk your family, I can only say that I want money crazy.

The day before the final exam, I yelled that I wanted to go out to skate, and I pretended not to be good, and told everyone not to break their legs, otherwise they would not succeed in the exam the next day; That's right, we carried him to the hospital half an hour later. Later, he took the deferred exam on crutches and still retook it, and that's it.

I've seen super weird people like this, he often talks to himself when he's alone, and he laughs.

The most bizarre thing is that my husband picks his feet every day when he has nothing to do, and he puts the buckled foot skin in his mouth to chew, and by the way, he has to smell the residual "fragrance" in his hand, this hobby is simply not too disgusting!

There are too many strange people, such as me, I often do strange things, such as always buying spicy strips, buying dozens of them, buying them for a year!

I met a colleague at work, one day, she said that she was getting married, and then every day at noon would talk about the preparations for marriage, specific to the banquet, the wedding dress has been tried on and other very specific matters, and even invited a few of our colleagues to dinner in advance, saying that they would not be invited on the wedding day, and they were all their own people. We all believe in her and congratulate her. One day when she suddenly rested, she posted a ** in the circle of friends, saying that it was his husband....But!

The Weibo watermark at the bottom of the ** has not been removed, it is a certain draft star. I suddenly felt so scary. She's still talking to us about getting married.

But we all already know it's fake.

in the morning in the ward, I saw the nurse master helping an old woman with lumbar spine surgery wearing a girdle to practice walking circles around the ward, and the nurse hummed the song of red sorghum : Grandma , you go forward boldly ! I'll never forget my grandmother's expression!

I work in a private company, and at the end of the year, the company has to select a few employees from poor families to give subsidies. A colleague applied for the hardship allowance for the following reasons: "Recently, I had a girlfriend, had a dinner, watched a movie, bought gifts, made a small surprise, spent a lot of money, and couldn't make ends meet, so I applied for the hardship allowance."

The leader actually approved. Thick-skinned, eat enough, thin-skinned, can't eat.

The weirdest person I've ever seen is, when we go shopping together, I look at a dress and ask her if it's good-looking? She said it's not good-looking, you deserve better! And then I didn't buy it! Then I separated from her, I went to get my nails done, and she turned around and bought the dress.

Lost his temper for no reason, and it didn't take long for a pleasant person.

Some people don't know that ** provoked her, and she suddenly said something that made her aura speechless. She just lost her temper at the time, and forgot it all before she had a moment. Immediately change to a pleasant expression to greet you with a smile, often do not hold grudges, this kind of character is very strange.

Those who know her are good, and those who don't think she's unsociable.

2: You are only allowed to say that you are not, you can't say him, otherwise you will immediately kick your nose in the face.

The factory where I work now has met such a person, you don't want to talk to him, he wants to find you to talk. If you ignore him, he will always annoy you, and if you argue with him about something, you will kick your nose in the face if you don't get it right.

All in all, you can only let him say that yours is not, not him. There is more than one such strangeness, and I have encountered it before.

3: I have a foul smell all over my body, and I don't take a shower for a month or two and have a girlfriend.

Two years ago, when I was working in Jiujiang, I had such a colleague, and when I came, there was a strong smell. According to his roommate's understanding, it was found that he had not taken a bath for several days, and had not taken a bath for several months.

I also use someone else's to take a bath, and I chat with his girlfriend every night when it's late. The key is that it looks good, but fortunately, this strange thing was driven away within a few days.