Can you tell us about God s reply between the doctor and the patient?

I went to Tianjin Children's Hospital to see the child, and I was told that "this is the blood test report, the MRI taken, the bone age, etc."

Director "I don't look at the data".

Me: "Then please take a look!" ”

The director "draws blood and takes a film to watch again".

Co-authoring is not not looking at the data, but only looking at the data of one's own billing.

I went to the hospital with a stomach ache when I was prescribed medication.

The doctor asked as he wrote, "Are there any probiotics at home?" ”

I looked confused: "Yakult?" Yes."

Doctor: "Ahhh ”

The EKG doctor was reported to work by a patient**.

There is a joke: a patient said that he did not digest and absorb well, and he pulled what he ate, ate cucumber and pulled cucumber, and ate cabbage and cabbage. Then the doctor said, then you can only eat shi.

I went to the hospital once. The doctor prescribed me some medicine. I took it for a few days and it didn't work.

I went to the doctor again, and I just said, "Doctor, the medicine you prescribed for me ......."The doctor hurriedly said that there was nothing wrong with the medicine I prescribed. I said, "Doctor, I believe there is nothing wrong with the medicine you prescribed, I want to ask you, am I sick by mistake?"

Doctor: I have a cold, is there something wrong with my brain? "There's nothing wrong with you, you're sick with your heart, and you always feel like there's something wrong with you. "My friend is always worried about his body after the doctor's.

The patient said to the doctor, "Doctor, what should I do if I have amnesia?" and the doctor said, "How long have you been sick?"

I've heard a lot about a patient who went to the doctor, and the patient: "Doctor, I'm sick and have amnesia. Doctor: "How long have you been sick?" "Patient:"....

A doctor pressed a patient's stomach and asked him how he felt, patient, it felt like someone was pressing my stomach.

I don't know the divine reply between the doctor and the patient, I will try my best to supplement this knowledge, the doctor said, I will do my best, I have a paragraph, a woman went to the hospital and said to the doctor that my stomach is very hard and painful, and the doctor replied that it was stool.

The patient told the doctor that she had a cold and cough, and the doctor asked her if she had phlegm, and the patient said yes, and the doctor asked what kind of color it was, and the patient said how do I know, and I swallowed it.

I saw a joke about a patient who said doctor I feel leg pain every time I wear pants, and then the doctor says you can change to a pair of pants that are not polyester.

I think the most common is that the patient has no way to save the patient in the first place, and the doctor still fails after trying his best, but the patient's parents pass all the blame on the doctor.

Once I went to the hospital to see a doctor, it was not a serious illness, and the doctor said that it would be fine in two days before giving me the medicine, and then I replied at the time that I didn't need to take the medicine, and the doctor's face was black.

Patients never know what the doctor's prescription says, so they can only go to the pharmacy in confusion to get the medicine, after all, they have to learn a special dictionary to use to match the code.

Do you know what disease you have? I checked it on Zhihu, it seemed to be a cold, and then the doctor said, fortunately, you asked Zhihu, if you asked, you would have died.