What s the funny thing that makes you laugh when you think about it?

Every time I see Song Xiaobao's works, I can't stop laughing, covering my stomach and walking.

An adaptation of the Ugly Duckling.

Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, and everyone didn't like him.

In order to become confident and beautiful, the ugly duckling works hard every day, running, swimming, high jumping, and improving himself.

Finally people finally found out:

The meat of the ugly duckling is delicious.

Once I was coaxing my son at home, and my son fell out of bed, and then came up and blamed me, "What do you think of the child", I don't know who taught him, and I laughed to death.

My boyfriend comforted me, he said don't get angry, come with me, inhale inhale inhale exhale, and finally he said something that made me laugh, he said another fart!

My son has now learned to shout slogans and walk on his own.

Standing in the corner of the wall, he shouted and walked in unison, and then began to stride forward, shouting one, two, one.

Every time I think of his cute appearance, I feel that life is really happy.

When I was in elementary school, a friend was accidentally discovered in class playing with firecrackers. The teacher asked what it was, and he said it was a cannon that exploded when it fell. So the teacher pinched it hard (meaning to destroy) in front of the whole class, and we still remember that scene for more than ten years.

In one of my high school English classes, the teacher taught us the independent nominative case and then translated "he came into the room, his ears red with cold."One of the students stood up: "He entered the room, his red eyes accompanied by coldness" The English class laughed until the end. ‍‍

My dad has several mobile phone numbers, once I called**It's a new number, I saved it casually, remarks: hey, my dad doesn't use this mobile phone number often, once my dad used this mobile phone number to call me**, I see the remarks are: hey, hey, I'm still thinking about who is hey, hey, hey, who I just want to ask, my dad said female, what's the matter, as soon as I heard what was my dad, I said dad, I'm eating. ‍‍

When my son was about 2 years old, my husband asked him, "Are you a pig?" My son shook his head and said, "No," and asked, "Is there a difference between you and a pig?" My son resounded: "No." "Haha. ‍‍

One thing happened to me, when I was a freshman, in our school cafeteria, I ordered a shrimp wonton stew (yes, the kind of 10 yuan, special local tyrant), and then in the long waiting process, a young lady also ordered the same wonton stew, I was on the side, looked at the young lady (wow, so beautiful), after a while, the aunt brought out the wonton stew, the young lady was just about to go, the aunt stretched out her hands, no, this is for me, I looked at it, silently, took away my wonton stew, and then, I faced the young lady, Hahaha smiled, yes, hahaha, laughed, or, expressionless kind, maybe, a person, has been single for a reason. ‍‍

My roommate got drunk and said he was SpongeBob SquarePants and kept pestering us to ask who lived in the big pineapple in the deep sea. Then when she removed her makeup, she wiped it very hard with a cotton pad, and I said okay, and her face was rotten. She said no, you see there are so many things that can't be wiped off.

I just said casually, then why are you applying so much She stopped her movements, stared at my eyes, and said very seriously: Because I am SpongeBob SquarePants, I have to plug the hole. ‍‍

All four of them smoke in the dormitory, and I'm the only one who buys cigarettes! Every time a pack of cigarettes was opened for less than a day, it was gone, and slowly I stopped buying it, and everyone stopped smoking, so I quit smoking! When I graduated, I realized that the three of them didn't actually smoke, but they just didn't want me to smoke, so they teamed up and thought of such a solution!

It's full of routines.

I still remember that on June 9 of my sophomore year of high school, I was sleeping at the same table, and the head teacher suddenly came in, and the first thing he said was: "You are now in your third year of high school!" The tablemate sat up in fright, looked at me with wide dog eyes, and said

How long did I sleep? The teacher was stunned. ‍‍

A crow wanted to drink the water in the bottle, but the water was too little, the bottle was too high, and finally the crow thought of a good way to throw pebbles into the bottle, and after a period of busy work, the crow was finally able to drink the water in the bottle, but when he was about to drink, an old lady came over, poured out the water and pebbles in the bottle, and picked up the bottle!

One day, a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the owner, "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shook his head: "No." ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shook his head angrily: "No." ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" ”

The boss shouted angrily: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull your teeth out with pliers! ”

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and timidly asked, "Boss, do you have pliers?" ”

The boss said, "No." ”

The little white rabbit then asked, "Are there carrots?" ”

The boss was furious, grabbed the little white rabbit, took out a small hammer, and knocked out the white rabbit's teeth.

On the fifth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked, "Boss, is there a carrot zhēi?" ”

Once upon a time there was a man named Wang Baba, who married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a child, and the child's name was Wang Jiudan.

Of course, it's something I think is funny. Everyone's jokes are different and their opinions are different, so not everyone can find everything funny.

Xiao Li of the hospital came to the dean with a sad face, Xiao Li: "Dean, I want to resign, I can't stand it".

Dean: "What's the matter, young man, you did a good job in the urine department, why did you resign?" ”

Xiao Li: "You know, I just changed jobs, and the professional habits I developed before made me not suitable for the business of doing urine tests!" ”

Dean: "What did you do?" ”

Xiao Li: "Sommelier".

Dean: "Vomit".

I belong to the typical kind of teasing, I should say that I have lived for 20 years in this life, if you ask me what particularly funny things I have experienced and still think about it when I think about it, then I should say that every day I have lived a special funny life. I'll tell you a few of my funny stories. When I was a freshman in high school, I weighed about 140, and I was sitting near the wall, and then that afternoon I went to the back garbage basket to throw out the garbage, and then I just walked to the last row of tables, which should be very close to the wall, and then I thought to myself, I could get over by raising my legs a little higher and collecting my stomach, and as a result, I got stuck in front of the table and the wall, and then I was seen by the boys in my class, and from then on, the nickname of the little card was with me all over high school.

There are funny things to think about now and think it's funny, that is, after the evening self-study in high school, there are a lot of people in our school, and the students in a whole teaching building can only go down the middle stairs after the evening self-study, and then the school is crowded time, and then I and my good friend walked hand in hand through the sea of people to the stairs, and then we walked hand in hand on the next person, and the result was too crowded, separating us a long distance, but we still held hands, and as a result, my feet slipped, I turned upside down and saw so many people upstairs, scared me to death, fortunately there was no traffic accident, at that time my good friend took my hand and got up and ran away, and then we trotted all the way to the dormitory, we laughed when we went back to the dormitory, laughing stomach hurt, I heard someone laughing at the moment I got up, and my face turned red instantly. This is the tip of the iceberg of the funny things I have experienced over the years, and there are many more that I can't count, but I think that although I was particularly embarrassed and shy at the time, it left me with so many good memories in the end.