Let s talk about what you ve experienced in your life?

When I was a child, my mother always took me to the women's bathhouse to take a bath, but I was a little boy, so I asked my mother: "Mom, when will I not use the women's bathhouse?" This sentence was heard by an aunt in the bathhouse, and she said, "When you want to come, you won't use it."

A girl thinks that she has too many suitors and doesn't know how to refuse, and her roommate replies: If you remove your makeup, you can solve the problem fundamentally.

I called a friend in the middle of the night and asked him what he was doing, and he suddenly replied: I'm working on a project of hundreds of millions! Seconds understand, there is wood. Lao Tzu followed up and asked: "Is it a joint venture or a sole proprietorship?" ”

I have an American friend who is a China expert, and today he changed his QQ signature "You don't know love far high". I guess maybe he fell out of love and felt that the other party didn't understand the meaning of love well enough. What exactly does he mean by asking?

And then one of them replied to me:"Fahai, you don't know love"。

I have experienced it myself. One afternoon, after school, I exercised in the playground, ran a few laps and was out of breath (I am fat), and then stood aside to rest. Ask a few male classmates in the same class, is there any way to use your feet and be fast.

Then one of the male classmates said, yes, take drugs, the fastest way. It's really a pro-classmate.。。。

I once watched a person who thought he was humorous change "The Little Match Girl" to "The Little Girl Who Bought the Atomic Bomb" The girl was cold and hungry, so she lit an atomic bomb to keep warm, so the whole town saw her grandmother. I didn't make any waves after reading it, but I laughed when I saw the comments below, and the comments on the first floor asked: How could the atomic bomb be so powerful that it blew up the little girl's clothes.

Today I saw a friend's signature signature: need just word, word has word. I didn't understand, so I humbly asked. He gave me a god-like reply: "What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine."

My history teacher was very young, and his classmates liked him very much, and one day a boy mischievously said, "If you are doing (I can't remember the exactly), I will take your last name!" The teacher also half-jokingly said, "You are not worthy." The classmates burst into laughter.

Then a trainee teacher came, and it was very gentle. The boy said, "If you help me with my homework, I'll take your last name!" The classmates all said, "You are not worthy!" "Laughing again...Then the trainee teacher said, "They all helped me." ”

When I was in junior high school, the English teacher often dictated, and after the change, the next class sent it, and once the dictation was generally not good, the teacher stood on the podium without saying a word, with a serious expression, and then sighed and said very seriously: "I sent it", three seconds later, it came from the bottom: "The teacher is treated".

Tell grandma a piece of news: Wow, there is a guy from Heilongjiang who ate 42 eggs raw! Grandma's face was calm:"Dead? "

My classmate is male, 168 tall and 200 heavy, he said that he wanted to ** ask me how many pounds to lose, and I said, "The remaining half is about the same."

I used to travel with friends, but because we had no experience, we didn't plan our itinerary well, so we were very tired all day. I asked, "I really don't know what we've gotten all day." The roommate replied: "The gains outweigh the losses." ”

Me: How can a good person bend more than mosquito coils.

Roommate: Who is Mosquito Coil?

I....Me: I'm so hungry and want to eat meat, which chicken steak should we order?

Roommate A: That's just the school.

Roommate B: That house was fine the other day.

Roommate C: Are you going to call chickens? Do you have this feature?

The three of us: ?? What are you talking about?

Yesterday I heard that my sister and my high school roommate had moved into another college, and I asked her if anything had changed about my roommate. She-me: "No poop". I just picked up a sentence at the time that it had changed a lot, I still in high school, and I didn't poop in college.

There was a chat on QQ.

My best friend: Wait a minute.

Me: What? Go to the toilet.

After a while, my girlfriend: I just went to eat something

Me: I thought you were going to the bathroom, but you went to eat.

Chatting with classmates, it's fun to have a classmate, and I asked him if he could borrow a power bank to use. He replied "You're dreaming", I didn't think about it, and replied "My dream has come true", and he directly posted an emoji, indicating that he couldn't speak, giggle, funny jpg

One of my classmates wrote in QQ space: Why didn't I get an average score in math? What am I doing wrong?!

I answer: You got the multiple-choice questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, calculation questions, and answer questions wrong.

As a result, he replied to me very seriously: I was correct in the calculation problem.

I once saw a boy screw the cap of a water cup and screw it out, and he shouted "Ouch", and I was reminded of the phrase "Oh, let's have another bottle."

I remember a joke.

A student does not do well in his studies and is admitted to a very poor university. On the first day of school, he looked at the school with a very poor environment, looked up to the sky and roared, and said, "God, what did I do wrong, let me come to this rotten school!" ”

The principal said, "You're getting the question wrong. ”

It's about to be a holiday.,I should give my girlfriend something.,There's a reply below.,Send her free.。

God replied no, but once I was talking to a friend: he asked me to go out, and I found many reasons not to go (in essence, I didn't want to go out). At the end of the day, he said that you won't have any friends if you talk like this.

Someone: I'm distressed.

Me: Do you have coronary heart disease? I feel distressed at every turn.

I used to see the dialogue in a book, "Look, the sunset is so beautiful", "What's the matter, the glory of the party?" ”

Girlfriend: I have a stomachache Me: You can't go to the toilet.

Summary. 1. I've been doing well recently, I think life is perfect, and the only fly in the ointment is the lack of a girlfriend like you. Are you willing to make up for my regrets?

2. It's okay lately, I'm busy with work and study, and occasionally I make an appointment with my buddies to do activities, and my life is slow and fulfilling, that is, I can't help but miss you all the time. What about you? How have you been doing?

3. All you need to do is "Well, I haven't done well in exams lately" or "It's okay!" Did you watch my ball game win? (Girls asking this kind of question is just the beginning of a conversation, you just need to show that I don't really hate talking to you.)

Don't be too cautious when talking to girls when you talk to them, as this will delay the timing).

4. I heard that girls only care about how well they are doing when they like someone, to be honest, are you secretly liking me? If yes, I want to tell you that I like you too. (If you really like each other, then find out the relationship).

God replied how it was lately.

1. I've been doing well recently, I think life is perfect, and the only fly in the ointment is the lack of a girlfriend like you. Are you willing to make up for my regrets? 2. It's okay lately, I'm busy with work and study, and occasionally I make an appointment with my buddies to do activities, and my life is slow and fulfilling, that is, I can't help but miss you all the time.

What about you? How have you been doing? 3. All you need to do is "Well, I haven't done well in exams lately" or "It's okay!"

Did you watch my ball game win? (Girls asking this kind of question is just the beginning of a conversation shoot, you just need to show another feeling that I don't really hate talking to you.) Don't be too cautious when chatting with girls, don't be too cautious when you talk to girls, this will delay the opportunity) 4, I heard that girls only care about whether they are doing well when they like someone, and honestly Huai Hunger said, are you secretly liking me?

If yes, I want to tell you that I like you too. (If you really like each other, then find out the relationship).

Do you want to be more direct or indirect?

I don't know which is the best way to achieve good results, indirect or direct.

In this case, the two of you may have a sense of strangeness because of the distance, you can learn to slowly deepen the quarrel, don't be too direct at first, test his thoughts first, see his attitude towards you, so that you can grasp.

You can say that it's been like that lately, and then slowly test it, and ask him how he is doing, you can say that a person is a little bored anyway, and there is nothing to do at this time, just look at his reaction to your karyotype.

I often see my circle of friends in the gym**, saying that it is not good to be bored alone.

So what was your relationship before, whether you were friends or more than friends.

It depends on how your relationship was.

Ordinary friend, I like him, but he also likes me, but it's just a long distance, maybe he hasn't met a more suitable one.

So how long have you known each other?

It's been four years and we've had very little contact.

1.During an interview, the interviewer asked a candidate, "If Zheng Lu were a bird, would you fly to **?"

The candidate didn't think about it, and directly said: "I will fly to your heart." This surprised and moved the interviewer, and he finally succeeded in getting the position.

2.During an interview, the interviewer asked a candidate, "What do you think is your biggest flaw?"

The candidate thought for a moment, then said, "I think my biggest flaw is that I will talk about my shortcomings in the interview." This makes the interviewer think that the candidate is very smart and witty.

3.During an interview, the interviewer asked him, "If you could be a virtual persona, who would you want to be?"

The candidate did not hesitate and was direct: "I want to be the CEO of your company." This surprised and delighted the interviewer, and he finally succeeded in getting the position.

These interesting interview experiences have taught us that sometimes a smart, humorous, or unexpected person in an interview may give you extra points. However, the most important thing in the interview is to show your professional knowledge and practical ability, which is the key to getting a position.

Q: How can pigs get to the United States?

Answer: According to the principle of the rotation of the earth, if you keep standing in place and jumping, you will be in the past

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