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Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".

Dark plum and ghostly flowers, I have no culture.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, My IQ is very low, and I am like water in the distance, If you want to ask me who I am, it is easy to see through the spring green. A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey.

1 Ghost: God, my next reincarnation I want to be as white as an angel and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then you should be reincarnated as a protector.

3 Soon after the ant and the elephant were married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant cried bitterly: "My dear, why did you go so early, I didn't do anything else in my life, so I buried you!" ”

4 Your boy has a crush on a girl Summons up the courage to ask the girl what kind of boy she likes.

The "girl answered, and even asked several times with the same answer.

The boy was deflated and said, "It's not okay to have a flat head."

5 One day, I was out of breath and chased after the last train, shouting while chasing: Master! Master, wait for me

Suddenly, a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, "Wukong, don't chase me."

6 One day in the biology test, one of the questions was to look at the bird's leg and guess the name of the bird. A certain student really didn't understand, so he angrily tore up the paper and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator was angry and asked him:

What class are you in and what is your name? A certain student lifted his trouser leg and said, "Guess, guess, guess."

9 A man saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down and smelled it, and said that it might be poop, and touched it with his hand, put it in his mouth, and licked it, and said, It is really poop, but fortunately I didn't step on it! ~

10 When the doctor asked the patient how he had broken his bones, he replied: I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I shook them by holding on to a telephone pole, and I shook them. One man thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two sticks.

11 A professor gave a lecture in the field: "Scientific research should not be afraid of dirty... Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his fingers, and then put his fingers in his mouth and licked it A classmate hurriedly said

I'm not afraid of getting dirty... Then he also poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and put it in his mouth to lick the professor: "In addition, you have to be good at observing, I just poked the dung with my middle finger, but I licked my index finger...

12 In a public toilet, Jun A was constipated and couldn't pull it out for a long time, when another man, Jun B, rushed in, and just squatted down and crackled and pulled so unpleasantly, Jun A heard it and said, "Man, I really envy you, I pull so happily" Jun B said: "What is there to envy, my pants haven't been taken off yet......."”

13 A certain gentleman was practicing riding a bicycle, and a pedestrian came in front of him, and a certain gentleman panicked and shouted:"Hold it! Hold it!

The pedestrian hurriedly stopped. Why did a certain gentleman ride too poorly and still knocked down pedestrians. The pedestrian got up and was furious:

You told me to stop! Hello aim is not it! "

15 There was a car accident on the highway – a turtle trampled on a nest of cows. The police are investigating the cause of the accident and said Wo Niu: How did the turtle hit you? The cow hanging from the plaster cast recalled in horror: I don't remember, he was too fast!

Recently, the gods and horses have begun to turn into donkey legs, and the clouds have turned into rain!

The most painful words in the world are: "I love you, but .......""The sweetest words in the world are:"....But, I love you. ”

Still 10086 is good to me, I send him a pair of text messages, and he gives me 3 backs.

Relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, relying on the water to draft water, robbing today, not allowed not to give, whoever wants to resist, let him see the hell.

Today's mm's birthday, in order to be the first to send blessings, I picked up my mobile phone on time in the early morning and sent a message: sofa.

Do you know why Gao Xiaosong is drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin wanted him to sing a song "You in the same prison".

Advertising on the subway: squeezed? Buy a car! Advertising in taxis: a bet? Take the subway! Damn, fool me or what!

I'm just like me, I'm just bright. I don't like you in general!

The perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Non-existent!

Life is like a piece of broken copper and iron, throw it into the fire, knock it and knock it, and you can also refine a high-quality product!

It is said that there is a monkey in the zoo, which is extremely ugly and everyone vomits! I went to see it the next day and I threw up! On the third day you went, and the monkey threw up!

There was a man named Wang Jingbo, and one day, his friend asked the school guard to deliver him a package. The doorman looked at his name and shouted downstairs in the dormitory: "Dry cool skin, dry cool skin!" There is your package! ”

1 Q: What animals like to stick to the wall? A:

Seal. (Poster) 2 Q: What animals often stumble?

Answer: Fox, it's cunning. (Slippery feet) 3 Q:

What animal is the most frugal? Answer: Silkworms, it has cocoons.

One day, a fisherman went out to sea with a pig to catch fish and encountered a storm on the way. Soon, the ship will capsize. So the fisherman said to the pig, "Pig, the pulp is finished." ”

When I was in elementary school, I was playing with a freshly picked gourd underneath.

The game was in full swing, and the teacher said Chun Daiji: "So-and-so, you stand up for me and tell me what I just talked about?" ”

As a result, I didn't know which tendon was twitched, so I directly lifted the gourd and said to the teacher: "I call you by name, do you dare to agree?" ”

Later, it was ......my parents who came to the school to take me away

I have been married to my husband for 9 years, and I am now 35 years old.

quarreled during the period, and the more powerful 2 times, each time he ran away from home;

Then I went to the Internet café to get him back, just like a mother went to pick up her own son.

There was another quarrel last night, and he went out again.

I didn't pry him this time, and came back at noon with red eyes......Hmph, you're a 27 or 8 year old guy!

A 32-year-old young woman finally got a 22-year-old boyfriend.

In the face of many blessings, she sighed: I have a feeling of having a child in old age......When I first entered the school, the class introduced myself.

A male classmate stepped up to the podium: "My name is Wang Peng, I am from Beijing, I love to play chess!" ”

After saying that, he went down gear, and the next one was a girl.

The woman shyly stepped up to the podium and introduced herself nervously

I ......My name is Xia Qi ......”

On the first night of his departure, the village chief repeatedly said to his son, "You have no one to care about you outside, so don't fool around in those pornographic places, and keep yourself clean." The son said:

Everyone else has taken it, why can't I? The village chief said, "No, you must not go, in case you go and come back with AIDS, your wife will be infected, your wife will have AIDS, I will have AIDS, I will have AIDS, your mother will have AIDS, your mother will have AIDS, your mother will have AIDS, the men of the whole village will have AIDS, the men of the whole village will have AIDS, then the women of the village will also have AIDS, this is worth it?" ”