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A man goes to God after committing suicide. God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself?"

The man said, "I pursued a woman, but she said I didn't have a tall and handsome figure and looks, so I was rejected." God nodded thoughtfully and said:

This is why visuals are very important in love. In this way, I will give you a beautiful shell that is unique in the world, and you can go back and pursue your happiness now. ”

Saying that, God recited the incantation, only to hear a "whoosh", and the man left. A week later, the man commits suicide for the second time and returns to see God again. God asked:

My child, why are you killing yourself again? The man said bitterly, "When I went back, the woman said that although I was very handsome, I didn't know her at all."

I was rejected again. God nodded understandingly: "Of course, if you don't know a person, how can you know how Nama Shoudo can give her happiness?"

So, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, and you go back and pursue your happiness. ”

As he spoke, God recited the incantation, and only to hear a "whoosh" sound, and the man went away again. A week later, the man returned, and it was the third suicide. God was surprised and asked

My child, why did you kill yourself again? The man said in extreme pain: After I went back, although she was very handsome and knew her very well, she said that she had already given her body to another man.

God looked at the unfortunate man sympathetically, and finally said:

In this way, since you like that woman so much, I will let that man die, so that the woman is yours, you go back! ”

As he spoke, God began to recite the incantation, and he was only halfway through the incantation when he heard the words "Bang! With a bang, God fell to the ground, and died hard.

The man said happily, "Now I can finally go back to pursue that beautiful nun!" "Blue Ice Maple report.

Xiao Ming reported the final exam results to his father, which were Chinese and mathematics! Dad asked, "How was the Chinese test?"

Xiao Ming said: "It's okay, but the essay title is a little strange" Dad: "What's so strange" Xiao Ming:

The essay title is, what is laziness" Dad: "So how do you write it?" "Xiao Ming:

I didn't write anything, just the last line, that's laziness! ”