Tell us about the funniest thing you ve ever heard a child say.

A few days ago, I went to my sister's house to play, her child, my nephew, who was only four or five years old, was playing with the computer, because of my poor eyesight, my sister asked me to play with him, and then I said: Hang Hang, believe it or not, my uncle can stand still and shoot the ball ten times. Unexpectedly, this kid didn't raise his head with a mouse in one hand and a keyboard in the other, and two words popped out of his mouth:

Bull ratio. At that time, I was shocked, who learned this from.

My son is only two years old and 3 months old, last night my parents opened **, let me chat with my son, and then my son came up with an earth-shattering word, really laughed at me: "Mom, the sun is so big today" really, really laughed at the time, I don't know how he heard it, and he actually came up with such a charming word! ‍‍

My mother-in-law said: Look at you, you have eaten so much watermelon, and your belly has become so big. My daughter said: It's okay, people are girls, I want to have children in the future, it doesn't matter if I have a big belly. ‍

When I was a child, I went to Xi'an with my mother and a few aunts for internships, and my mother was a teacher, so I lived in the dormitory together, and one night I wetted the bed, and I was shy with other aunts, so the first thing I said when I got up, "Oh, I sweated so much......”

My cousin was 5 years old and was out at dinner with his dad friend once. When an aunt saw that he was cute, she said to him, "Will you be my son?"

Then my cousin said, "Yes! But you have to be my dad's wife and sleep with my dad first. The whole table was embarrassed. ‍‍

One day at noon, a few of us led our friends and children to eat, and when we walked to the door of the fast food restaurant, the children said that they would not go in to eat, and we asked him why, and he said: "I don't dare, don't you see this house called 'eating children'?"

Uncle, you're 28 years old, and you don't even have a girlfriend, when will you give me a little brother! Then I can be a big brother. My nephew is 8 years old.

My little cousin always assigns homework and uses that to make sentences, and he makes a sentence if you don't have to do your homework! Then I was asked to be a parent, and my little cousin was beaten by my uncle.

I used to ask my uncle's little cousin, you still give out awards in kindergarten, tell me what kind of awards. He said that Wang Wenchao's children were rated as excellent Xiaoyue Yueyou.

1. I'm going to marry a mosquito.

The little bee said, "Mom, Mom, I'm going to marry a mosquito when I grow up". Mom asked, "Why?" The little bee said, "Because the mosquito sings so well, you see that as soon as he sings, everyone will applaud!" ”

2. The baby listens to **.

The father took the baby to the violin recital, and the performance began, and the baby was not interested. An hour and two hours passed, and the people on the stage were still playing the violin, and the baby finally couldn't help it, and asked his father loudly: "Dad, when will he be able to saw the wooden box?!".

>3. Pregnant women. A little girl was playing in the park and saw a pregnant woman with a big belly, so she walked over and asked, "Auntie, what's in your belly?"

The pregnant woman replied, "It's my baby." The little girl asked again

So do you love your baby. Of course, pregnant women. Then why did you eat him?!

The little girl shouted blaming.

The dog proposed to the bear, but the bear refused: "Marry you my child is a bear, I want to marry a cat, and my child is a panda." ”

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1. The younger brother said: "The courage of the sun really shouts the former servant!" ”

The elder brother said, "How can you see it?" ”

The younger brother said, "Because it will only dare to come out during the day."

2. Xiaomao went to kindergarten, and one day, the teacher asked, "Who knows how many countries there are in the world?" ”

Xiao Mao said, "I know! Zheng Noise".

The teacher said, "Then tell me which countries they are." ”

Xiao Mao said: "There are two countries, that is, China and foreign countries!" ”

3. There is a little girl who is more than 5 years old this year, she grew up in Beijing, and she always has to go back to her grandmother's house in the countryside every year during the holidays. It just so happened that when she went back to live at her grandmother's house this year, there was a girl in her grandmother's village who was going to get married, and her grandmother took her to a wedding dinner. At the dinner table, people talked about this girl's good fate, and she married to the capital and regretted Beijing.

At this time, the little girl asked her grandmother: "Grandma, she is also married to Beijing?" ”

Grandma said, "Yes, this aunt is also married to Beijing like your mother!" ”

The little girl suddenly said in a hurry: "Huh? She didn't marry my dad, did she? ”

1. An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the soil, with only one leg exposed. Seeing this, the companion was puzzled and asked, "Why are you leaving your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shhh Don't make a sound, I'll trip him!

2. A rich man hired a teacher to teach his son to read. On the first day, the teacher taught to write "one, two, three", "one" is "one horizontal", "two" is "two horizontal", "three" is "three horizontal", the rich man's son thought "the original word is so simple", and told the rich man that he had learned to write, the rich man was very happy, so he took a test of him, and asked him to write a "hundred" word, he immediately picked up the pen and wrote it for a long time before it was written, and showed it to the rich man, the rich man fainted on the spot, and it turned out that he drew 100 horizontal lines on the paper.

3. Last night, I saw a child on the side of the road, jumping rope, and I was tired and panting while jumping. I stepped forward and asked him, "Kid, how many jumps?"

He said, "There are 250." I said yes, great, and left, and after taking two steps, I heard him continue counting:

4. In the grasslands of Australia, there are two cows grazing. One of them said to the other: "There has been a recent epidemic of mad cow disease, do you think we will get it?" The other replied: What are you afraid of, aren't we kangaroos?

5. The thief stole a chicken and was plucking the chicken by the river, when a policeman came over, and the thief hurriedly took the chicken to the river. The police asked: What are you doing?

What's in the river? The thief said, "It's a chicken, it's going to cross the river, I'm here to help it look after its clothes."

The child looked at the dead fish in the basin and said, "Mom remember to cover the baby fish with a quilt, and it will catch a cold when she sleeps."

My child has said a lot of funny things, such as the stars in the sky are so beautiful, and I feel that the child is very cute.

Dad, you and Mom are married, so who am I marrying, I don't have a little sister.

I think my child has said a lot of funny things, like she has candy in her hand and then tells me that mom eats candy.

One of the more interesting things my child said was to tell me that there was an aunt who was talking to his dad and asked me to pay attention.

My kids say a lot of funny things, and they always say cute things.

It's just to make you particularly funny, and if you're happy, their cuteness will generally move your heart.

At a very young age, he would make me happy by asking me some very strange questions.

My daughter said Mom, you are like a star, I feel very excited, I don't think my mother is ugly.

My kid said something very funny: if you go somewhere else, I'll go with you.

Children are innocent, they are full of childlike fun, they will bring us a lot of joy, there are children where there will be full of laughter, children often say something that makes everyone laugh, what interesting words your children have said, people feel unbearable, on this topic, let's talk about it.

1. Long-haired mothers.

Everyone dreams, dreams are illusory, because there are too many things during the day, and the cerebral cortex is still in a state of excitement at night, and people will dream at this time. As the saying goes, there are thoughts and dreams at night. My son would often share with me the scenes of her dreams, and one day he asked me what was going on with her dreams.

Why does everyone dream? I explained to him the reason briefly, that if you are too excited during the day, you may dream at night, and you may dream about something you always want during the day, and you may dream about something at night. Hearing my explanation, he went to the desk and sat there and started to get busy, and after a while, he took out a work, and I saw that it was an aunt with just hair, and I asked her who it was.

She said that this is my "mother" I painted, and I said that my mother's hair is not short? How did you get long hair with wavy curls? The child said that I want to make my mother's hair longer, and I am going to have a dream tonight, so I will draw your appearance first, so that you will have long hair in the dream.

After listening to it, I felt very interesting and couldn't help but laugh, it seems that the child is a mother who likes to have long hair. I agreed with him not to cut my hair now, but to slowly keep my hair and become a long-haired mother.

Second, time stops.

On Sunday, I took my child to my grandmother's house to play, and my grandmother was old and her face was full of wrinkles, and the child asked why there were so many wrinkles on her grandmother's face. I said that when my grandmother gets older, she gets wrinkles. The child said, "Will you get wrinkles too?"

I said, yes, over time, I'll get wrinkles too. At this time, the child ran to the side of the clock and removed the battery of the clock, and I was very puzzled and asked, why not let the time go? The child said that if the time is gone, my mother will never have wrinkles, I listened to it and laughed, the child hopes that I will always be young.

When I was a child, when I wanted to express my opinion, my mother would always say that the little kid knew something. Most children will be hit back by this sentence in a series of debates when they are young, adults will say that I have eaten more salt than you eat, crossed more bridges than you walked, adults do speak based on their own experience and lessons to educate us, in fact, children also have their own ideas.

Because I was the youngest in my family when I was a child, I didn't have much contact with children. I remember my little nephew bought a set of duckling toys when he was in kindergarten, and then he said that this is a group of baby ducks and mother ducks, baby ducks and mother ducks go to swim in the water, and my mother takes me to play and I want to take my mother to play. Children's self-talk is actually very able to touch your heart in an instant, from small animals he can often associate with people, crows feed lambs kneeling, many adults know things but can not cook filial piety, children can say the most simple words from animals.

Because our family is close to my sister's house, my niece often likes to play with my mother, my mother always likes to ask her if her grandma kisses you, my niece says yes, my mother will come to see her when she is old, my niece said you kiss me and I kiss you, buy you dolls and buy new clothes, and say that when I become a grandmother in the future, I will also kiss (she means to the person who calls her grandma), which makes my mother very happy, and the child can't say that it makes so sense. But it can express a philosophy in the simplest words, filial piety is passed down from generation to generation, and virtue is passed down for thousands of years.

The little nephew has felt like a little adult since he was in the first grade, and that day he said he wanted to play games and I said no, he said that you play games, and said why children must listen to adults, adults can't listen to children, is it really a child who is speechless, adults play games but children are not allowed to play games, doesn't it just reflect the current education problem? Not being able to lead by example but always asking children is the most important thing we should consider.

Everyone says that children are unscrupulous, but I think it makes sense to listen to what children have to say, because their hearts are not complicated, so they can speak the purest language.

Actually, sometimes. Don't look at us as we grow bigger and bigger, but some things, we still don't know, and we don't know how to do it, sometimes, the more we grow up, but it is not as good as when we are young, the more we start, the more we start, we are concerned about some things around us, we often sometimes ignore our parents, family, so, it is not as good as some children, some truths, sometimes they know more than us, understand very thoroughly, so, I think we sometimes need to learn like children, I rememberSince I went to college, I have become far away from home, at the beginning of homesickness, as long as there is a little long vacation, I want to go home, but, after becoming more and more familiar with everyone, slowly began to become less than home, so, only during the winter and summer vacations, I will think of going home, indeed, we grow up, parents are getting older and older, we should take more time to spend with them, accompany them, when we can come back, when we can go home, come home more, I think this little kid understands the truth, but I don't understand it, so I'm ashamed