Are there any jokes or jokes that you can understand as long as you have knowledge of high school ph

Jokes that only high school knowledge can understand: Little sister, little sister, you look good; You slow down, you chase my acceleration, can you not be so fast.

It's a joke about speeding: A lady was stopped by a police officer for speeding, and the police said to her, "Ma'am, you were driving at 60 mph." The lady retorted, impossible!

I've only been driving for 7 minutes, and it's been less than an hour, so how could I have walked 60 miles? "Ma'am, if you continue to drive like you just did, you'll be driving 60 miles in the next hour," said the policeman. But she countered that it wasn't possible, and that I would have to drive another 10 miles to get home, and I wouldn't have to drive another 60 miles at all.

After teaching the theory of molecular motion - diffusion theory, the teacher asked the students, "Why did several students get the same mistake in the last assignment?" The student replied, "Because the diffusion movement leads us to the same mind, and it contags stupidity." ”

It's just some formulas about that kind of chemical reaction, and then some people will say these formulas, and then they will say it as a joke, and sometimes they don't understand it.

In physics class, the teacher asks the students, "Do you know what resistance is and what power is power?" The student said: "The shopkeeper (resistor) is the owner of the store, and the clerk (power) is the buddy of the store." ”

For example, some bad jokes about junior high school physics and high school physics, and some cold jokes about gravity on the Internet now, as long as you have high school physics knowledge, you can understand it.

I remember seeing a teacher who used a very funny way when he was in class, and he joked that what is the composition of a fart? He said that when he was in the college entrance examination, he was more than a dozen points higher than others because of a fart.

When I was in junior high school, I grew a little fat because of overnutrition, and once I was on the bus, the driver braked urgently, and I accidentally fell, and my classmates laughed at me and said how everyone is fine, and sure enough, the greater the mass, the greater the inertia.

Proton hits **to electron, you now**. Electronics said, I can only tell you, I may be in **, maybe near you, can you find me.

For example, when an apple hit Newton's head, Newton wondered why the apple was going down instead of up, and he discovered the physical phenomenon of gravity.

1.When a woman was stopped for speeding, the police said to her, "Madam, you were driving at 60 miles per hour!"

The woman retorted, "Sir, this is impossible, I only drove for 7 minutes just now." What a joke!

I haven't been driving for 1 hour, how can I walk 60 miles an hour? "Madam, I mean, if you continue to drive like you are now, you will be driving 60 miles in the next 1 hour. "It's also impossible.

The woman continued: "I only need to travel another 10 miles to get home, and I don't need to drive another 60 miles at all." ”

2.The physics teacher is teaching the lesson of inertia, and a student whispers below. The teacher gave him a hint, but he still went his own way.

Teacher: What did I just say?

Student: Inertia.

Teacher: Could you give me an example?

Student: I was speaking below, and although you hinted at me, I couldn't stop right away, that's inertia.

4.When the two old ladies took a plane for the first time, they heard that the speed of the plane was faster than the speed of sound, so they found the captain and said earnestly: "Captain, please don't drive the plane faster than the speed of sound, because we have to talk on the plane." ”

5.One day a rabbit unfortunately fell into a box and turned into a duck when it came out, do you know what the reason is? Because there is a transformer in the box.

6.Why aren't vernier calipers lonely? Because it doesn't read estimates.

Cui Feifei suddenly talked about drowning. I said, "You don't have to worry about sinking."

and Cui Feifei said that he would go swimming after school, and a classmate said that he was worried that Cui Fei would sink. Then I despised him superiorly and said, "No."

Oil is less dense than water.

A man was experimenting on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and he fell down with his triangular ruler... He's dead.