What are some of the bad jokes about Xiao Ming?

As long as it involves people, it can be Xiao Ming's Animals can also be Xiao Ming's For example: Xiao Ming is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign in front prompts him to turn left, he is not very sure, so he asks the examiner:

turn left?The examiner said, "right."

So, Xiao Ming hung up ......

Wow. That's a lot. The general protagonist is Xiao Ming. There are quite a few on Joke Island.

Classic Xiao Ming series of cold jokes 1,Xiao Ming walked and walked, and suddenly his feet were sore, why?

Because he stepped on a lemon.

Classic Xiao Ming series of cold jokes 2,One day, Xiao Ming and his two partners wanted to rob, so they bought three knives. ~

When I was holding the knife just now, I was accidentally seen by **. So ** asked. Why did you buy a knife?

Xiao Ming said. Eat watermelon with ah,* said, then why buy three knives

Xiao Ming. Because I have three watermelons at home.

Classic Xiao Ming series of cold jokes 3,Once Xiao Ming and his mother talked back, and his mother threw Xiao Ming's clothes downstairs in a fit of anger, but why was Xiao Ming also injured?

The answer is: because the clothes were worn on Xiao Ming at that time.

Classic Xiao Ming series of cold jokes 4,Finally, Xiao Ming was lonely and still couldn't get rid of the bad luck of being thrown to death. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would no longer be alone in the next life, that he would have many brothers and sisters, and that he wanted to escape the fate of being thrown from the 13th floor, ......Time passed, and a new reincarnation began, when Xiao Ming was reincarnated and opened his eyes again, he was excited, because God had fulfilled his wish again, but at the moment he turned back, Xiao Ming was disheartened again, and sighed that creation made people. Why?

A: Because Xiao Ming found himself on the supermarket shelf, surrounded by lunch boxes ......

A humorous joke about Xiao Ming.

Humorous jokes about Xiao Ming 1,Xiao Ming: "Teacher, why is Lu Xun's son surnamed Zhou?" Teacher:

Lu Xun is a pen name, and his surname is Zhou" Xiao Ming: "Who the hell are you going to be?" Zhou Xun is a woman" Teacher:

Go out and stand, <>

Humorous jokes about Xiao Ming 2,A classmate said that Xiao Ming's head looked like a brick, and Xiao Ming went home and asked, "Mom, my head doesn't look like a brick?" ”

His mother didn't want to hurt his pride, so she said, "You go to the well and take care of it yourself." ”

Xiao Ming made a stop at the well. in the well. The man said, "Don't throw bricks into the well, you from above."

Humorous jokes about Xiao Ming 3,Teacher: Students, what is the hardest thing?

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I know.

Teacher: Okay, Xiao Ming, get up.

Xiao Ming: Wall tiles, door bolts, night J B, telephone poles.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, go out.

Humorous jokes about Xiao Ming 4,Xiaohong: Xiao Ming, tell me a meat joke.

Xiao Ming: I didn't expect you to be so bad. Okay, I'll tell you.

Xiaohong: Let's talk about it.

Xiao Ming: Tonight, my mom made me braised pork, back to the pot pork, steamed pork, hehe, enough meat?

Xiaohong: ......Get out of the way.

Humorous jokes about Xiao Ming 5,Teacher: Xiao Ming, you memorize a poem that is, demanding, high-tech, self-created, and has a close relationship with Li Bai and Du Fu.

Xiao Ming: Okay. Xiao Ming: Li Bai was about to travel on a boat, and suddenly heard a bomber in the sky.

Li Bai didn't understand high-tech, so he blew up into a black baby and grinned.

1.Xiao Ming: My name is Xiao Ming, and I once rescued an injured tiger in a forest, and after he recovered, I released it.

One day, I saw it as I passed by the woods, and it looked at me, and I looked at it, and we both ran towards each other. When we were only two meters apart, I suddenly realized that I had mistaken ......

Tiger: I'm a tiger who just moved into a forest. Just now, I noticed that someone was looking at me and running towards me, and I quickly ran towards him.

When we were two meters away, he pulled out his phone and ...... with a frightened expression on his faceRight now, I'm enjoying the deliciousness of raw human slices.

Tree: I'm a tree, and recently a new tiger moved around me. Just now, I saw a man running towards this tiger in high spirits, and I thought this person might be crazy.

When they were only two meters away, this person suddenly showed a panicked expression and took out his mobile phone ......Now the tiger is eating raw human flesh slices.

Haha, pulled out my phone)

2.The teacher asked the students, "What do you want others to say to your body when you die?"

Xiaohong said: "He was a famous dancer during his lifetime"; Xiao Gang said: "He was an outstanding scientist during his lifetime"; Xiao Ming said.

Moved, moved, ......He's not dead! Teacher: "Get out of here!"

Another piece of water)

Xiao Ming gave the leader a red envelope.

Leader: "What do you mean by that?" ”

Xiao Ming: "It's not interesting, it means." ”

Leader: "You're not interesting enough. ”

Xiao Ming: "Small meaning, small meaning." ”

Leader: "You're such an interesting person. ”

Xiao Ming: "Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. ”

Leader: "Then I'm embarrassed. ”

Xiao Ming: "I'm embarrassed. ”

Xiao Ming fished and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

Xiao Ming: Okay, then let me ask you a few questions.

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then Xiao Ming grilled the squid.

Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor. Why is it okay.?

Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

Xiao Ming's cold joke series:

One day, the school will check the status of the children in the family. Female Teacher: Who else is not an only child to stand up and get down.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, me! I also have a younger brother.

Female Teacher: Oh, how old are you? Xiao Ming.

It's as big as me.

Female Teacher: Really, such a coincidence. Xiao Ming: Really, I don't believe you to ask him. Female Teacher: How do you ask? Xiao Ming: Just ask, he lives in my pants. The next day, the whole school circulated the criticism.

Lao Zhang went home early on a business trip, and after a while, someone knocked on the door, and Lao Zhang opened the door to see that it was Lao Wang. Lao Wang: My pants were blown by the wind in your house.

Lao Zhang: It's okay, I'll help you get it. Lao Wang:

After Lao Wang left, Lao Zhang and his wife said: Lao Wang is very interesting, and the belt of his pants is still on it!

The story of Xiao Ming and the old king next door.

As for Xiao Ming, he has an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming very happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I mean, 'Mom, I see, it's over'.

One day, Xiao Ming was walking on the street, and suddenly his feet were sore, he looked down, ah! It turned out that he stepped on a lemon.

Xiao Ming looks like **, and he hangs up while walking.

Xiao Ming's father had three sons. The eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, and what is the third called?