What s the most graphic joke?

It's realistic. When she walked out of the exam room, she was crying profusely. He grabbed her and said domineeringly, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public."

She cried even harder: "Math is so hard, we can't go to the same university." "Stupid, I know you won't, I didn't do the rest of the big questions.

Later, he was admitted to Lan Xiang, and her mother sent her to study abroad at a university."

This old man is really pitiful. "It was snowing a little in the morning, and on the way to buy groceries, I saw an old man fall down from a distance, and I quickly ran over to help him, but my foot slipped, and I kicked the old man farther. ”

I saw it on Weibo, anyway, I laughed off my big teeth. I really don't know if this is black powder. <>

The head teacher is definitely going crazy. "At noon, you were smoking in the toilet with your buddy, and he was giving the last instruction, when suddenly the dean came in and asked, "What are you two doing?"

I turned my head in panic and asked my buddy, his performance I still remember to this day! He puffed out a lot of smoke from the tool and said, "I'm angry." ”

<> his expression was amazing, I loved him, so I joined the roller coaster organization.

The pharmacy owner definitely wants to curse. "I just went to buy medicine, and suddenly forgot the name of the medicine, the owner of the pharmacy said: I have been selling medicine for 30 years, as long as you know the two words in the medicine, I know what the medicine is, I thought about it for a long time, and said:

I only know the last two words, the boss said, what words? I said: capsule".

Q: If a person falls on the road and hits his head on the ground, what can he do so that he does not look embarrassed?

Answer: Kowtow all the way to Lhasa.

Every time I see this joke, I always think of this person kowtowing all the way to my mind, and I am happy to die.

Blind date, female: Can you honestly tell me how much your annual salary is? Male: 300,000. F: Are you honest? M: I've multiplied by ten." Haha, this man is so witty.

When I came out of a meeting together, my colleague said that he split a fart into 9 times, which made me laugh like an inflatable person. I can't help but fantasize about the picture of him "even fart".

When I saw the donkey meat burning, I remembered the joke: "A buddy went to buy donkey meat burritos, and said to the boss: roll one for me, don't have green onions, put me more meat, put it, put it again, put it again, put it again, put it again, put it again, put it again, ......put it again,The boss looked up at him and said, "I'll give you a donkey." ”

I have a buddy who has a very high emotional intelligence. One night, I was drunk and couldn't find the door, and I lost my phone. So he stood in the community**, threw his throat and shouted: "Get up for me if you fall asleep!"

So the lights came on in many houses, and then he shouted, "Open the windows for me when you get up!" "A lot of people are inexplicably opening windows and sticking their heads out to see what's going on. The thing continued to shout:

Let's see whose husband didn't return to the sedan chair house, and take me back with a sail! ”

A couple went to eat hot pot clear soup pot bottom for 38 yuan, spicy pot bottom 68 yuan, guess repentance, in order to save money, the couple ordered the bottom of the clear soup pot. After a while, the waiter served the hot pot and the couple started eating. Husband:

What a numbness! Wife: Shhhh

Luckily, we got the wrong ear stove with 68 yuan of hemp, so let's eat it quickly. Husband: It's so numb, wife:

Hemp indeed. After a while, the husband fell to the ground, and the wife screamed to the waiter, and the waiter came to take a look. Waiter:

I'm so sorry! This hot pot is leaking.

On the girl's birthday, the boy blindfolded her and said, "Baby, come with me." After half an hour, the boy said

Open your eyes. The girl looked at everything strange and desolate around her, and asked expectantly, "And then?"

The boy didn't, took out an iphone5 and handed it to the girl. The girl said excitedly: "I love you to death, this gift is so good!"

The male Liang child said coldly: "Give your parents a **, just say that you are in my hands." Nian Que this".

My sister is more than a year older than me, and I can't beat her every time I have a conflict, once I was playing by the river, a little boy came to bully me, and my sister pushed him to the ground like crazy, and said loudly: "My sister can only be bullied by myself, and others can't." I looked at my sister with tears in my eyes, and at that moment, I swore that I would never have a conflict with my sister again, and then Sister Lu Liang kicked me into the river, crossed my waist and said:

See? I do what I say. ”

I remember that my parents always quarreled when I was young, and once the quarrel was particularly bad, my mother turned around and went to the house to get a bottle of rat poison, pointed at my father and said: You don't love me anymore, I want to let me taste the taste of Wu Sheng's loss of relatives, and tears fell as she spoke! Then take the orange and pour rat poison into my mouth!

Today on the elevator, when the elevator door was about to close, a girl dressed in an alternative rushed in, dragging a colorful rope. The elevator began to rise, and when I was feeling "I don't understand the world of young people now", she bowed her head and shouted, "Mom, where's my dog!?" I silently prayed for her dog.