Verses that were ruined by students, poems that were spoofed by elementary school students

Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground. When I lifted the quilt, I saw that the two of them were naked. The sunshine incense burner produced black smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. The saliva is three thousand feet, and there is no money in the pocket.

The latest hilarious spoof of ancient poems for elementary school students.

In the middle of the night, the ghost knocked on the door, and the pedestrians on the road wanted to break their souls.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, southeast, northwest, and yellow.

The three thousand beauties of the harem will also be sharpened into needles.

During the Qingming Festival, it rained a lot, and I had a stomachache when I ate the wrong thing, so I asked where the toilet was, and the shepherd boy pointed to the front, flying.

3,000 feet below, I remembered that I didn't bring tissue paper.

If life is only as it first seems.

Do not go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and do not fear the clouds to cover your eyes.

I just want to see you again, I want to be a winged bird in heaven, and I am connected to the ** line on the ground.

There are not many friends, there is affection, there is no need to talk much, there is a heart, Si is a friend, but often contact, often worried, often to get together, talk and laugh with affection, close contacts, you can call**, send text messages, Confucius Yun' friends from afar, happy'.

Spring sleep is not aware, mosquitoes and flies run everywhere, if you don't take a bath, mosquitoes and flies run with you, the sound of wind and rain at night, or take a bath, hit with dichlorvos.

I don't know how many people died.

On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops are like springs, go home to take a shower, and then count the money, who knows that the bag is empty, tears flow, put away the grief and indignation, tomorrow will be hard.

In the sunlight in front of the bed, Li Bai was drinking soup, looking up at the vegetable garden, and bowing his head to carry the hoe. Two cucumbers are wrapped around green willows, and a cabbage head is facing the sky. When are the vegetables ripe, serve the soup and ask Qingtian, I don't know what insects, and I will drill the vegetables today.

The merchant girl didn't know the hatred of the country, and she still hugged the pipa and half covered her face. If the two love for a long time, they still hold the pipa and half cover their faces. The spring heart is full of flowers, and he still holds the pipa and half-covers his face. The courtyard is deep.

A little deeper, still holding the pipa and half covering his face. There are no colorful phoenix wings, and he still holds the pipa and half-covers his face. The old man chatted about the madness of his youth, still holding the pipa and half-covering his face.

Chirp and chirp, Mulan flies.

What's the machine? Boeing 747

Ask the woman what she thinks, ask the woman what she remembers The woman is also thinking, and she has no money to buy a plane I saw a military post last night, and I want to use bombers, twelve planes, and I can't afford to buy a plane Grandpa has no big money, Mulan has no gold and silver, and he is willing to buy steel and build planes from now on

The east market buys drawings, the west market buys screws, the south city buys glass, and the north market buys iron sheets Dan quit his grandmother and went to the old hangar at dusk, and he didn't hear the voice of his grandmother calling a girl, but he heard the iron sheet rubbing Zilala's resignation hangar, and went to the side of the barracks at dusk, and he didn't hear the voice of his grandmother calling a girl, but he heard the general shouting hahaha

Thousands of miles to open the plane, close the mountain.

There was no hot air transmission wings, and the sun glass The general was scared to death, and the soul of the strong man had flew

flew to hit the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven lay on the hospital bed Twelve turns, rewarded the two with a slap Khan asked what he wanted, and Mulan was unwilling to enter the cell; I am willing to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown.

The wide clothes are untied, and they will not regret it in the end, and they will make people haggard for Yi.

Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, and it is not okay to give more than one.

If you are poor, you will be left alone.

If you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines.

All three stinkers stink the same.

On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops fall into the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is poisonous;

The sun is in the mountains.