Zhongcheng Wuzhou is my territory, and I do it as a sense of initiative

Not bad, isn't it? **Not bad.

The dynamic zone is launched for students, and it is more suitable for students, so it should be okay.

It is more suitable for students. SMS Internet access etc are okay.

If you don't play with your phone, you can consider it.

19 yuan** package 100m traffic + 100 SMS hit**A bit expensive, you can upgrade** to 29 yuan 200m traffic 39 yuan 300m traffic.

Uplink: Dynamic Zone.

Downlink: I call the shots on my turf.

Horizontal batch: Not a couplet.

It's hard to be rich and grind.

I'm in charge of my territory.

"Mobile Boss Goes to the Toilet".

One morning, the boss of Mobile suddenly felt anxious outside, so he had to find a public toilet.

What for? \"The aunt who watched the toilet shouted.

I'm the CEO of Mobile, and I'm in a hurry. \"

You don't know that everything is charged now? \"Aunt.

Okay, how much? \"

5 cents in and 3 cents out. \"The aunt looked at him.

What comes out is also charged? \"The boss glared.

Look, we have a two-way charge here. If you have a toilet**, you can charge it in one direction.

Okay, I'll pay. \"The boss took out ten dollars.

Poop or pee? \"The aunt pinched the money and asked.

Poop, hurry. \"

Well, do you need to handle **? If you poop 50 times at once, you can be given a discount to poop another 30 times. \"Auntie said.

Don't say it, I'll go in first and come out and pay right away. \"After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and came out after a long time.

Sir, you chose the No. 5 pit, you have to pay a selection fee of 5 cents, and you didn't say don't choose to put it when you stayed in it.

**, so it costs 6 cents per session. In addition, you squat in it for fifteen minutes and one second, and the first minute is billed at 5 cents per minute.

After that, it is billed at four cents per minute. Fractions of a minute will be billed as a minute. Also, because your excretion takes up ours.

Sewer broadband, so please pay an additional fee per month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small holes.

Please pay the person display fee 1 dollar. \"The boss was already there.

So, Mr. boss, we don't swipe the card here, you have to pay a total of yuan, if you don't pay it overdue, it will be 1,000 cents per day.

The third fee is a late fee, and we will not notify you until it accumulates 1,000 yuan, and we will call for payment through legal means"。

The aunt just finished speaking, moving the boss"Plop"Fainted in the urinal!!

The mobile boss said in a daze: Is there any royal law?

The aunt said: My territory, I am in charge.

Another: A person climbed the wall to get out of the school and was caught by the principal, and the principal asked: Why don't you go through the school gate? Answer: Metersbonwe, not taking the usual path.

The principal asked again: How did you climb over such a high wall? He pointed to his pants and said, "Li Ning, everything is possible."

The principal asked again: What is it like to climb over the wall? He pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, the feeling of flying."

On the second day, he entered the school through the main entrance, and the principal asked: Why don't you climb over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he wore a mixed suit, and the principal said: You can't wear a mixed suit! He said: "What you wear is what you wear, Semir costumes."

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school, and the principal said that he could not wear a vest to school. He said, men, simple is good, love to pedal castle clothes.

The principal said I'm going to make a big mistake for you. He said, "Why?" The principal said, "In the dynamic zone, I am in charge of my territory."

One person climbed the wall to get out of the school and was caught by the principal, who asked: Why don't you go through the school gate? Answer: Metersbonwe, not taking the usual path.

The principal asked again: How did you climb over such a high wall? He pointed to his pants and said, "Li Ning, everything is possible."

The principal asked again: What is it like to climb over the wall? He pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, the feeling of flying."

The principal said: Okay, I'll make you feel like you're flying, roar loudly, demerit once, and be fined 50.

Answer; It's been handled too strictly.

The principal said: I am in charge of my territory.

You can directly log on to China Mobile's official website to view the services provided by the relevant brands of the dynamic zone and how to change the related services**.

It's moving???

A student climbed over a wall to enter the school and was caught by the principal.

Principal: Why don't you go through the school gates?

The student pointed to the clothes: Metersbonwe, don't take the usual path!

Headmaster: How did you climb over such a high wall?

The student patted his pants: Li Ning, everything is possible!

Principal: How does it feel to climb over the wall?

The student points to the shoe: Xtep, the feeling of flying!

The next day, the students came in through the front door.

Principal: Why didn't you climb over the wall today?

The student pointed to the shoes: ANTA, I choose what I like!

Principal: Why aren't you wearing a school uniform?

The student lifted his pants: Semar, you can wear whatever you want.

Principal: Aren't you afraid that I won't let you into the school?

The student patted the clothes on his body: the noble bird, no one can stop it.

The principal was furious: I want to make a big mistake for you!

Student Dissatisfaction: Why?

The principal sneered: Dynamic Zone, I am in charge of my territory!

Kneel and beg for dynamic advertising words, my territory, listen to me, appreciate the ,,, 50 words left.