Tell us about the most bloody story you ve ever encountered.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there lived an old monk in the mountain, and the old monk said to the young monk that there was a mountain ...... once upon a timeI think this story is very bloody, and every time my girlfriend is ready to tell me, I still sleep obediently!

I was going to the toilet in the unit, and I heard a woman outside shouting the name of the security guard of the unit: "xx, **". I was so frightened that I hurriedly went out of the toilet to see that in the trash can next to the wash basin, I don't know who threw the cigarette butts, which ignited the toilet paper.

It's a bit of a spark starting to smoke, no. A younger sister of the unit next to her stood in a hurry and shouted at the security guard. I hurriedly walked over, took a handful of water from the basin, and poured it out.

In the third year of junior high school, in the last class in the morning, a student in the class prepared the kind of self-heating bento. He turned it on early when class was about to end, but he didn't expect it to heat so quickly, and the steam rose all at once, and he tried to block the steam in the desk with his body, but the steam came out from both sides. One of our classmates and teachers watched in silence as he smoked.

In the Xinjiang night market, some people don't eat spicy, so I said to the barbecue master Xiao Mingmaimaiti: Come to fifty skewers, half of them are spicy and half are not spicy. After a while, the meat came up, and when I ate it, it was all spicy, and I asked the master:

Why is it all spicy? Didn't you say half spicy and half not spicy? Master Maimaiti said innocently

This side is spicy, and the other side is not.

Upstairs in my house is our school's school grass, and he tied a piece of paper with a rope and came down, and then I saw it, and I chatted with him, and with a note, I tied the note and pulled the rope, and he took the rope back. There are still problems or something, however, I never knew that he was the school grass of our school.

Let's talk about something about my junior high school, at that time, my academic performance was actually quite average, but I don't know how? I was very puzzled by the fact that I got a perfect score in a science exam, and then the teacher asked me to be the class representative of the science class.

In physics class, touching her hand. The head teacher stared at me from the outside window, as if he could eat me through the glass. However, the head teacher is her uncle. I just pretended I didn't know.

The most bloody thing I've ever encountered before was when my brother went to the pond to catch fish, and he didn't catch the fish, and he was dirty.

The most bloody thing I've ever experienced is that I'm having dinner and chatting with my blind date, and I find out that I'm coming to my aunt, and then the ending is really embarrassing.

I got married to my husband on a blind date, and we still got married in a flash, and he was the one who ended my blind date, but I want to say that if it wasn't for that bloody blind date experience, maybe we wouldn't have come together.

He was the son of my father's classmate's cousin's family, and my dad was chatting with his classmate about me, and then his classmate said to introduce me to a partner, why would my dad mention it to his classmate, just to ask his classmate to introduce me to someone, because I have been on a blind date more than 20 times.

Later, I made an appointment with my husband on a blind date in a restaurant, and I still wore my white cotton skirt that day, but I never thought that I would come to my aunt that day, because my aunt is very casual, basically does not greet me, and people are never punctual.

When we met, my impression of him was that he was average, and his image was a comparative scholar, and his feeling for me was said to be that he looked at me very much, and he was not a good wife and mother at all, so what I was thinking about at the time was that we would not contact each other after eating.

As a result, I felt wrong in the middle of eating, a little stomachache, and then told him that I went to the toilet, and when I got to the toilet, I found that I was unlucky to come to my aunt, I was really anxious that the makeup on my face was sweated, and at this time I had no choice but to send him a message, and let him do me a favor to go to the supermarket to help buy an aunt's towel, and then help me buy a casual or sporty pair of black pants in the supermarket.

After about twenty minutes he gave the waitress what he had bought to me, and I was so grateful to him for being eighteen, and we continued to eat when I came out again, although I had no idea what the food tasted like.

As a result, the two of us suddenly got closer because of this incident, he wanted to laugh for a while, pretended to be serious for a while, and finally everyone put down their pretenses and started chatting, and finally found that we were quite chatty, so we got married three months after the blind date.

More than ten years ago, two seventeen or eighteen children fell in love, because of the intervention of the third person, the girl broke up decisively, the man felt that the woman didn't believe him, and went back to his hometown in a fit of anger, the two did not contact for more than a year, one day a friend said to the woman, he was going to get married, do you know? The woman was drunk that day, and I heard that he had a child! The woman is almost about to collapse, every day in addition to going to work is in a daze, fortunately, someone accompanies her, after a long time, the woman feels that it doesn't matter, just say to the man who accompanies her, let's get married!

When they were about to get married, the man came back, saying that he was divorced and lived alone with his daughter, and the woman wanted to elope with him if she didn't get married, but unfortunately before she ran, a third party appeared, and they lived together! The woman resolutely chose to leave and get married! Never again!

Now, more than ten years later, the woman has divorced because of family trivialities, and she posted a sentence in the circle of friends, the end is the beginning, everything starts now! The man flew over from afar, found her, took her hand and said, Let's get back the thirteen years we lost from now on! They got a marriage certificate and lived an ordinary life, but they could see their love for each other in their eyes!

Even a look from the other party, they know what it means! The man's speech is full of spoiling, and the woman's response is shy! The woman who used to be beaten with iron is now a puddle of clear water, and the amorous man has become mature and stable.

My first love was a love that I talked about very seriously, and finally knew that his mother's maiden home was our village, his uncle was not far from my house, and even my cousin and I often played together, I saw him in elementary school, I can't remember clearly, maybe he grew taller and became handsome, he sat at my back table in the third year of junior high school, I didn't know it was him, so ignorant love, less than three months, broke up, I brought it up, he was very sad, I have no relatives with his uncle, but I called his uncle brother, I was afraid of getting married, and the generations were too messy, and broke up! For several years, his uncle came to my dad and asked us to meet, saying matchmaking, I didn't agree, until 17 years, I got married, he asked his cousin to ask me, whether the man was good to me, I knew he asked, because that day he went to his uncle's house to visit relatives, my friend saw it, and then I got married for half a year, he got married, is the matchmaker, now I have a daughter, pregnant is a son, he also has a daughter, all good! That relationship was also very good!

When I was in high school, I was a girl at the same table.,I have a boyfriend.,Other classes.,It's okay to chat.,I can't look down on a boy in the same class.,Say that the boy is very obscene.,! It happened to be this boy at the same table when he changed to the same table, and this boy's evaluation of girls is not a good thing, all kinds of insults, and sometimes these two guys will quarrel in class! After graduating, I came out to work, and once I went home to take the bus, I saw these two goods sitting together, and I smiled at the time!

After graduating, this girl even returned to her alma mater to become an English teacher! It's been a long time since I've seen them! I don't know how it is now!

The senior sister of a college classmate loves a boy like crazy, and desperately chases after that, the boy doesn't feel it, there is a lake in the school, she said to the boy, if you shouldn't, it's to jump into the lake, plop tom boy jumps into the lake to save the beauty, girls can swim boys won't girls drag boys up, they are together like this, girls are admitted to graduate school and find Gao Fushuai, and then, dump this sad man.

The aunt has three children, two girls and one man, the aunt is partial to the eldest daughter and the younger son, and is more harsh to the second daughter in the middle, and the two daughters work together in the garment factory. Someone introduced a man to the eldest daughter, the eldest daughter doesn't like it very much, but the man always comes, the eldest daughter doesn't pay much attention to him, the second daughter may feel embarrassed to chat with him sometimes, chatting and chatting about the two people on the go, maybe she thinks her parents will not agree to this marriage, one day when the man is waiting at the door of the garment factory after work, the second daughter ran away directly with the man, the eldest daughter went home and didn't say, and only found that the person didn't come back until dinner, my aunt-in-law called my father overnight to help find it, and the second daughter didn't want to come back, The aunt also said that she didn't admit it, and then she came back to recognize each other after giving birth to a child, and now the second daughter is doing her best.

A friend, I fell in love with his boss before, the boss's wife didn't have to give birth, it was about to become, the man's wife committed suicide, broke up, and then she married someone else, and the boss couldn't let go of the house and find her. She divorced her husband, and then they were together for more than a year, and then they separated, and the two parties found it again and got married, and then they felt that it was not suitable, and then they left and were together, and everyone felt sick.

My ex-boyfriend and my best friend are okay My best friend introduced me to my current partner (in fact, he is afraid of me) They got married, my partner went, I didn't go (because my partner is a little related to her) and then I didn't contact each other Now I'm about to get married with my partner Hahaha Bloody dog.

Male A falls in love with a divorced woman B, who is two years older, and B is afraid that A will not be able to stand the pressure of his family and the gossip brought to A by his neighbors, so he is reluctant to marry her. Later, a girl C chased after A, and then became pregnant, got married, and had children. However, C has always been angry with B in A's heart, and he was unhappy in all kinds of ways, and divorced after a year.

A came back to B and said, "Look, now I'm a divorced man, and we're a good match." Then the two have been married for 14 years, and they are very affectionate.

During the Liberation War, a mother and two worked as servants for a father and son, the maid's mother went out to buy vegetables, and the boss's son came out to study. Suddenly Japanese planes came to bomb, and the mother took her son who had no special skills to beg for food, and after a long time, dependence became living together, and after many years of marriage and childbirth. The father stayed at home with his daughter, and after not seeing his son and mother for many years, he thought that he was killed by the explosion, so he also got married and had children.

When I was 16 years old, he was 15 years old, in love for seven years, separated and married and had children, and now our sons are in high school, our biggest regret is that neither of us has ever been on a blind date. What a big regret in life!

I guess I experienced it myself! I met a boy, and when I met him, I knew that he was going to get married, and the bloody thing was that the two sides had feelings for each other, and in the end, he got married, and I left.

I knew a friend, when I was young, I just went to work in the unit, and I was given small shoes by the leader, so I wanted to take revenge on the leader, so I went to seduce the leader's daughter who was still in junior high school at the time, but after I got it, I had true love, but I still failed to become a family, and the two got married and started a family, but they were still disconnected, until they reached middle age, and they divorced, and finally came together.

I liked a guy, and the guy liked me, but he was with a married woman who was eleven years older than him (the woman wasn't divorced), and then I asked him why, and he said he wanted to repay the favor, because the woman was kind to him, which is the most reason I've ever heard in my life, and then the boy even chased me and said that he liked me.

Girl A and boy B are high school classmates, girl C and boy B have known each other in high school and have a good relationship, C has a boyfriend D who has been together since junior high school, probably in the sophomore year (A and B have broken up), C and D also broke up, and then C and B were together at the end of the sophomore year, and in the junior year, everything went back to the original starting point, A and B got back together, and C and D got back together.

The junior high school lesbian table was adopted, and her neighbor said that her adoptive mother's family once had an older brother who was abducted, and finally adopted her sophomore who was abandoned by her biological parents, and fell in love with her boss during her internship during the work-study program, and brought it home during the Chinese New Year, and learned that the boy was also adopted by his parents, and after the paternity test, it was confirmed that the boy was the son of the adoptive parents who had been abducted for many years.

A cousin of mine married a man of the same age as my uncle, and at that time he was going to marry alive or dead, and my uncle didn't want to recognize my third sister, so the third sister kowtowed and left home. I went to my uncle's house for the Chinese New Year, but I didn't see the third sister and asked, the scene was embarrassing, and after two years, the third sister gave birth to a niece, and gradually accepted it under the persuasion of family and friends.

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are best friends, Xiao Ming is in the same class as them, Xiaohong and Xiao Ming were together in high school, and they had an unpleasant breakup. Then Xiaoli and Xiaoming were together and married in college, Xiaohong and the two of them continued to play together, and continued to be good friends...

I have a bloody true story in myself. I wrote it to commemorate my thunderous upbringing from childhood to adulthood. Yes, it's my life, but in your eyes, it's a story.

The names below are pseudonyms, but they have some things in common with our real names, such as keeping the original surname, or keeping the literal meaning the same as the original name. ）

Xiaoli is my name before I was five years old, I live in a small famous oilfield mining area near a municipality directly under the central government, we here people come from all over the country, all in order to support the construction of the country, such as my family, my grandfather came back from the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, the enthusiasm still does not change, in response to the call of the country, give up his superior job in Beijing and the treatment of old cadres, resolutely go to participate in the support of oilfield construction, come to this place where birds do not.

My grandfather is a stubborn old man, no one understands what he is thinking in his head, he ran to the oil field by himself, and did not even say hello to the family, and then my grandmother knew, angry hospitalized, and then I really couldn't rest assured that my grandfather, had to make his own sacrifice, quit his job in the capital library, and accompanied my grandfather down to the mining area.

My grandfather saw my grandmother coming, naturally very happy, impulsively, privately transferred my father's hukou who was in middle school from Beijing to the mining area, this shocking behavior, all the living people in the family were angry, but even more excessive is still to come, after my father graduated from high school, his academic performance was very good, and there was no bad political obstruction, it was a matter of course to recommend me to go to college by the local government, but my grandfather tore up the letter of recommendation, and forced my father to be an ordinary oil extraction worker.

It can be seen that my strong personality after that is likely to be inherited from my grandfather.

After working for a few years, my father met my mother by chance, and then naturally got married and gave birth to me. A year later, because of his practical work, good personal ability, and a high school degree, his leader naturally wanted to be promoted, but after reaching my grandfather's ears, he was once again obstructed by the stubborn old man.

However, later facts proved that my grandfather called love deep and responsible, but love is a bit difficult for ordinary people to understand.

But at that time, not only angry my father, but also angry my grandmother, my father was angry, resigned and left the oil field, went to Yanda in Qinhuangdao for further study, and chose a major that has nothing to do with oil production, my grandmother also announced that he was separated from my grandfather, and my grandfather rolled up the dormitory with a small shop cover, and I never moved back in my impression.