Something goes through the belly, but you don t know the pain of the brain teaser

Belt belt belt belt.

It was just a few months ago. There was a child whose parents were out at night, and he was home alone. Since the child didn't believe in any gods, he wasn't afraid.

This is the question of "what are you afraid of?" It was past eleven o'clock in the evening, and his parents hadn't come back yet, and he was starting to get a little worried. As a result, he called his parents**, **came out of the tube, but it was "Your** is an empty number, please inquire and then dial... The child was so frightened that he called the police.

As a result, I don't know what happened, and his family's ** suddenly caught fire. The kid screamed and ran out, and they were locked up. He looked at the wall in despair.

Scared the hell out of me! The child woke up and found himself dreaming. This is, a woman brought a towel and wiped his sweat.

Then the child fell asleep. The moment I closed my eyes, I thought back to the woman, and suddenly remembered that the woman had no eyes, her eyes were pitch black, and there was blood on her face, and her face was pale. He shouted:

Yes! Help, come on! He started to run out of the door, but the door was really locked, and he went to the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife, just like the woman cut it off, and the kitchen knife cut the woman in half, and then the woman recovered.

Stretching out his hand with blood in his fingernails, he grabbed at the child.

At this moment, you must not look behind you, because you can't see it with the naked eye! If you don't copy this post to 3 people, you're going to die at 4 a.m.... Agree with 1|

Hair, your hair, hair, etc. grow out, through the **, you don't feel anything.

Joke, as the ugliest rich woman in the world, her secret to getting rich is to hold on to a man on the street and say to him: Either marry me or give me 50 yuan Little Sunflower Mother's class is open, and most of the children's cough and fever are wasted....The only highlight of watching the Titanic premiere last night was that when Ruth took off half of it*, the camera changed, and the audience spoke in unison

Xiao Bai Xiaohong, Xiao Hei Xiaolan and Xiao Lu are all on the boat, and one of them vomited, who is that person? Answer, White Rabbit (spit).

There was a man who saw Santa Claus loading presents, and saw that his deer was not there, so he asked about this journey, did you ask if you had passed? Santa Claus said to ask for directions, I have never asked for directions, and it is not my first time on the job.

Once Xiao Ming's father went to pick up Xiao Ming from school, he waited at the door for more than an hour, found that Xiao Ming was not there and went back, and when he went back, he found that Xiao Ming was at home, he said angrily You don't tell me when you go by yourself, I have been waiting for you at the door for an hour, but Xiao Ming said angrily, I still waited for you at the door for an hour, Dad, where did you go? His father said I'll pick you up from kindergarten, and Xiao Ming said angrily, I'm in the first year of junior high school.

Jokes in the dorm.

One of my classmates never bought paper himself, but went to someone else's place to get it whenever he used it. Once, he took it from me.

When I saw the paper paper, I said to him angrily: Why are you old with my paper paper? Won't you buy it yourself? Hey.

Hey Yile, say: Don't be so stingy! Isn't it just a little toilet paper, I'll return you when I'm done!

Reaction One day, Joe walked into the classroom with all his hair standing on end, and the teacher asked what was going on.

Joe said: This is the reaction of hairspray.

On the second day, Joe walked into the classroom with a bright head, the teacher asked.

Joe said: This is my father's reaction to hairspray.

Tsinghua Military Training Recently, Tsinghua has dug holes everywhere because of laying cables.

One day, a foreign school student came to play, saw the pits that could be seen everywhere, and then saw rows of classmates wearing military uniforms for military training, and couldn't help but sigh loudly: Tsinghua military training is real, and so much has been dug.

of the trenches. Globe.

When the director inspected a certain school, he saw a globe in the classroom, so he asked Student A: Tell me what this globe is.

Tilted twenty-three and a half degrees? Student A was very frightened and replied, "I didn't do it." At this point, the classroom walked into another.

Schoolboy B. The director asked again, and Student B replied, "You know, I just came in and don't know anything." 」

The director asked the teacher what was going on, confused. The teacher said apologetically: This can't be blamed on them, the globe bought.

When I came, it was already like this. Seeing that the director's face was getting more and more ugly, the principal hurriedly stepped forward and explained: I'm ashamed.

Ashamed, the principal said with a smile: Because the school has limited funds, we buy stalls. 」

Xiaobai + Xiaobai = ?? Answer: White Rabbit (two).

Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a [beautiful] jasmine).

Who is higher A or C? Answer: How does a high C (because ABCD A is lower than C) calm the sparrow?

Answer: Press it down for a reason: There is a fat man who jumps from a tall building, and what has become of it?

Answer: Dead fat.

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (Lost) If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiao Hua sits on his right, and Xiao Hua sits behind him, whose car does it belong to? ? Answer: "If".

Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police came, but they took 5 people away, why? Answer: Because the people they play are called "mahjong".

Wolves, tigers and lions who will definitely be eliminated when playing the game? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro) Thank you!! Points!!

There was a braggart king who said that he could eat the universe, so a man said a word.

Answer: "You have something wrong with your brain." ”

It's funny if you think it's funny, and other people's opinions don't represent yours.

There was a puppy, then. Hahahaha!!

Why does the penguin only have a white belly because his hands are short, and the bath can only be washed to the front of the piece, so cold and swishing.

Who has never turned on their mobile phone and used it?

Answer: "Ningbo".

.The phone you dialed is turned off".